Att all women (and Lawman): This is what happens when you drink too much

[DSM4Life]

http://break.com/index/drunk-chick-l...off-floor.html

[lucabratzi]

Wow. White trash x10.

[WEBB]

ya but i like her thong stickin up a bit...mmmmmmmmm

[thetank]

ridiculous. i ripped a stupid hammered bitchs thong clean off once. right by the whale tail.

[WEBB]

nice...i love it..somethin about seeing the little tail/t bar pop up just gives me istant hard on....

[Prada]

Wow what an idiot.

[firmechicano831]

she is. she looked like a dog licking the floor.

[thetank]

nice...i love it..somethin about seeing the little tail/t bar pop up just gives me istant hard on....

yeah..haha i wasnt gettin down with this girl tho..it was avengeful thong rip. actually i told the story on this board before hah im gonna see if i can find it.

[thetank]

haha found it

one time a friend of mine had a party at some frat house, and i had my cd in the stereo when some bitch walks up to it, opens it, takes the cd out, throws it on the ground behind her, and says "f*ck that garbage"(it was children of bodoms "hatebreeder"..i bought it that day)...so i stormed over and lost it on her..absolutely lost it..after we argue back and forth for a bit she tries to slap me in the face..so i grab her arm, and notice her thong sticking out of her pants, so i took it by the whale tale and rip her underwear clean off her body...by this time there was a crowd around us, who at this point obviously were lau***ng their asses off..she goes f*ckin nuuuuuts, and cocks her head back like shes going to spit in my face....i jump back to dodge it, and reach behind me grabbing the handle of a mop...this mop, was the dirtiest mop i had ever seen..there was puke on it, dirt and mud from everyone having thier shoes on in the house...it was saturated to the core, like dripping filth...so i grab this mop, and swing it like an axe over head...expecting to get some dirt on her shirt or something...only the mop was longer than i thought, and it hit her right in the head, im talking pinpoint accuracy, wrapping the mop head around her face, at which point around 50 people symultaneously hit the ground in hysterics, aside from the chicks boyfriend and his buddies, who show up at the scene behind me, and buddy grabs me by the hood of my brand new shirt, and tries to rip it off me, only he barely did more than break the shoulder seam..then he starts goin nuts, so i take off my hoody, and bitch slap the guy in the mouth, like a dirty back hand right across the face..and he looks at me like he wants to kill me, only i asssume he realized he was looking at someone twice his size,so he backed away, collected his ranting girlfriend his buddies and the remaining pieces of his ego, then leaves while the crowd gives a round of applause as they walk out the door..my cd was f%cked, but it was worth every penny seeing the expression on that chicks face while a mudslide of filth cascaded down it into her shirt.

[SMCengineer]

^^dude that's hilarious!

[MATTMAN01]

Ha. Bimbo's.

[BigBrad330]

wow she would be nuts in bed, she would do some weird shit

[nirish_mark20]

face down, ass up, thats the way...