my best sex, alcohol, and cop story.

**Dobie-BOY** · 04-25-2008, 09:07 PM

Ok, here is my story.
About 2.5 years ago I bought a brand new corvette. I was so high on life and pullin ass like no other. So I pick up a girl at a bar one night and Im takin her to my house. We were WASTED! She started suckin my dik and For some unknown reason I thought it would b ok to turn into a residential neighborhood and fuk her in someones front yard. We get out, car still runnin, headlights on, doors wide open, stereo blastin and she starts sukin me off in this yard. Then she mounts up. All is well and then all the sudden she jumps up and runs off, huge fake titties bouncin all over the place. I wach her run off and start to try to jump a fence when a cop chases her down. I look around and there are 5-6 cops standin around me lookin at me. there I am, layin on my back with my dik standin straight up in the air. I just laid there for a minute while i digested just how much trouble I was in. Finally they take us to jail, book us and then release us! I coud not believe they were lettin us go! AND NO DUI! So, my roommate picks us up. the police left my car where it was. I told my friend to go by and pick it up. I drove his car and he drove the vette. I figured they would be lookin for me to go and drive it home. So me and the girl are in his peice of shart car and she starts sukin me off again. Just as I pull in the parkin lot another cop pulls us over. I pull over and the cop says he pulled us over because i had a tail light out and we didnt have our seatelts on. The girl quickly replies, "sir, we took them off when you pulled us over". cop says," mam, its kinda hard to have your seatbelt on with yor head in his lap". My buddy saw me get pulled over and comes back and tells the cop that we were the two who got busted earlier. he says,"well, I guess these two have been in enough trouble tonight and lets us go. we go in the house and I fuk the shart out of her. She calls a cab and goes home. she calls me the next day and tells me that she mentioned to the cab driver that she had been in some trouble tonight and he asked her if she was the one who got busted fukin in someones front yard. HAHA we were famous for a night! The cops told me that night that it was all on camera. I told my lawyer that I wanted a copy of the tape. He said the police told him there was no video.. DAMN IT! i wanted to show all my friendS. that would be awesome. Oh well, I got the police report and it is AWESOME!

**BWhitaker** · 04-25-2008, 09:11 PM

I would have punched my friend for coming over and saying "uhh, officer, this is the second time these guys have been in trouble tonight"

Nonetheless, amazing story

**Oki-Des** · 04-25-2008, 09:21 PM

They told you there was no video because you would sell it yourself. Just wait, I bet you will see it someday.
Funny story.

**inky-e** · 04-25-2008, 09:31 PM

Cool!Why do the best stories always involve one or more of the following...Booze,fast cars,sex,the cops and jail!In this case you hit em all!good times!

**Dobie-BOY** · 04-25-2008, 09:52 PM

Originally Posted by Oki-Des

They told you there was no video because you would sell it yourself. Just wait, I bet you will see it someday.
Funny story.

ya, I keep to see it on "cops" someday.

**firmechicano831** · 04-25-2008, 11:10 PM

nice story!

**Dobie-BOY** · 04-25-2008, 11:57 PM

Originally Posted by inky-e

Cool!Why do the best stories always involve one or more of the following...Booze,fast cars,sex,the cops and jail!In this case you hit em all!good times!

thank you, thank you. it makes a great bed time story for the kiddies. Im quite proud of that one. too bad the vette is no longer with us. I took it through a telephone pole between 100 and 120 mph. then through a metal light pole then a business sign. Thats a whole other story. Man that car was fun. I was goin to get a license plate that read PNTDRPR (panty dropper). I stick to SUV's now. Though I almost bought a 68 camaro pro tour with a 572 borred out to a 598. about 620 hp and about 620 ft/lb torque. I was gonna get my license plate for it. I just have no self control with speed. kinda sux

**kirk3624** · 04-26-2008, 11:23 AM

Originally Posted by Dobie-BOY

Ok, here is my story.
About 2.5 years ago I bought a brand new corvette. I was so high on life and pullin ass like no other. So I pick up a girl at a bar one night and Im takin her to my house. We were WASTED! She started suckin my dik and For some unknown reason I thought it would b ok to turn into a residential neighborhood and fuk her in someones front yard. We get out, car still runnin, headlights on, doors wide open, stereo blastin and she starts sukin me off in this yard. Then she mounts up. All is well and then all the sudden she jumps up and runs off, huge fake titties bouncin all over the place. I wach her run off and start to try to jump a fence when a cop chases her down. I look around and there are 5-6 cops standin around me lookin at me. there I am, layin on my back with my dik standin straight up in the air. I just laid there for a minute while i digested just how much trouble I was in. Finally they take us to jail, book us and then release us! I coud not believe they were lettin us go! AND NO DUI! So, my roommate picks us up. the police left my car where it was. I told my friend to go by and pick it up. I drove his car and he drove the vette. I figured they would be lookin for me to go and drive it home. So me and the girl are in his peice of shart car and she starts sukin me off again. Just as I pull in the parkin lot another cop pulls us over. I pull over and the cop says he pulled us over because i had a tail light out and we didnt have our seatelts on. The girl quickly replies, "sir, we took them off when you pulled us over". cop says," mam, its kinda hard to have your seatbelt on with yor head in his lap". My buddy saw me get pulled over and comes back and tells the cop that we were the two who got busted earlier. he says,"well, I guess these two have been in enough trouble tonight and lets us go. we go in the house and I fuk the shart out of her. She calls a cab and goes home. she calls me the next day and tells me that she mentioned to the cab driver that she had been in some trouble tonight and he asked her if she was the one who got busted fukin in someones front yard. HAHA we were famous for a night! The cops told me that night that it was all on camera. I told my lawyer that I wanted a copy of the tape. He said the police told him there was no video.. DAMN IT! i wanted to show all my friendS. that would be awesome. Oh well, I got the police report and it is AWESOME!

Killer story!!! I bet that was a sight to see.

**ScreaM** · 04-27-2008, 12:50 PM

Ha, thats classic.

I got one, not that good, but more embarassing than anything (at least not for me)

So a good friend of mine where getting off work, and being a Friday night we wanted to call up some friends and head out. Well we decided to have a bon fire at his house and throw out an open invite for the night... Needless to say, to may people showed up, and with the crowd came my ex, we where still on good terms, just distant. So after afew(to many) drinks, Im standing behind someones car in the drive way getting a bj from this girl, finish up, than head back to the party... Well ill be damned if not 2 minutes later, I look over and there she is, making out with one of my bro's! Talk about being close... now everytime I see him I ask him how my D/(k taste.

**Dobie-BOY** · 05-03-2008, 08:10 AM

Originally Posted by ScreaM

Ha, thats classic.

I got one, not that good, but more embarassing than anything (at least not for me)

So a good friend of mine where getting off work, and being a Friday night we wanted to call up some friends and head out. Well we decided to have a bon fire at his house and throw out an open invite for the night... Needless to say, to may people showed up, and with the crowd came my ex, we where still on good terms, just distant. So after afew(to many) drinks, Im standing behind someones car in the drive way getting a bj from this girl, finish up, than head back to the party... Well ill be damned if not 2 minutes later, I look over and there she is, making out with one of my bro's! Talk about being close... now everytime I see him I ask him how my D/(k taste.

OMFG! dude, if I were ur friend and you told me that I would probably puke on you then punch you right in the face. Then I would apologize to you and puke on myself and punch myself in the face and then finally I would puke on the girl and punch her right in the puss.