Convincing my GF to have anal

[Diary of a Mad-man]

Thought too many days had gone by without an anal thread being started.

My girl is against it, and I am an ass freak. So Ive used this math to shame her into having it with me.

%50 of all women have anal sex.
%50 of guys are gay.
%10 of those straight guys get ****ed in the ass by their GF
%10 male population in prison getting butt raped.

therefore, %85 of the world takes it up the ass. She complains about it "ruining her internal organs". She also didnt buy my %50 of women having anal stat. She needs to shape up or ship out.

I told her she was part of the problem, not part of the solution. I'm going crazy here.

[shifty_git]

Tell her your manhood isnt big enough to reach in far enough to ruin her internal organs...






























sorry bro, just had 2.

[Cdub]

%50 of all women have anal sex.
%50 of guys are gay.
%10 of those straight guys get ****ed in the ass by their GF
%10 male population in prison getting butt raped.

Were the hell did you get those stats from. lol

[swol_je]

I know it sounds bad but, when my girl is wasted thats the only time she ever wants to try it. Butt we aint ever done it Im either to big or shes to little. It just dont fit noe matter how much lube LOL

[shifty_git]

I know it sounds bad but, when my girl is wasted thats the only time she ever wants to try it. Butt we aint ever done it Im either to big or shes to little. It just dont fit noe matter how much lube LOL

Always go with your 2 big!

[jAcKeD!!!!]

i had the same prb bro, you know what lightened her up and was kool with it?
26er of vodka

[zimmy]

lol tell her she'd be able to poop easier for now on

[spywizard]

Thought too many days had gone by without an anal thread being started.

My girl is against it, and I am an ass freak. So Ive used this math to shame her into having it with me.

%50 of all women have anal sex.
%50 of guys are gay.
%10 of those straight guys get ****ed in the ass by their GF
%10 male population in prison getting butt raped.


I told her she was part of the problem, not part of the solution. I'm going crazy here.

I read an article that most women are more than happy to use a strap on with a guy..

I mean for once she gets to be the giver.. who would have thunk it..

My advice though would be for you to buy the equipment, we all know how women are awful about measuring things..

[Diary of a Mad-man]

I posted this because it was an actual impromptu conversation I had with my girlfriend 5 minutes before posting it.
Those stats were a little off the top of my head, im not sure how many of them are fact (%50 guys are gay???)

She let me try like 2 years ago, and started punching and kicking me when I got it in 1/16".

Its not my fault that she f$cks like a cold dead fish and I need tighter holes to fantasize about other people in.

[xavier_888888]

I read an article that most women are more than happy to use a strap on with a guy..

I mean for once she gets to be the giver.. who would have thunk it..

My advice though would be for you to buy the equipment, we all know how women are awful about measuring things..

So you mean that she would only do anal. Only if she would use the strap-on on you first? LMAO

[xavier_888888]

I posted this because it was an actual impromptu conversation I had with my girlfriend 5 minutes before posting it.
Those stats were a little off the top of my head, im not sure how many of them are fact (%50 guys are gay???)

She let me try like 2 years ago, and started punching and kicking me when I got it in 1/16".

Its not my fault that she f$cks like a cold dead fish and I need tighter holes to fantasize about other people in.

I feel you bro! then they complain that guys cheat.

[Diary of a Mad-man]

I feel you bro! then they complain that guys cheat.

*high five*

[calgarian]

I feel you bro! then they complain that guys cheat.

Thats what pisses me off. Either give me what I want or I am going to get it some place else. I know the feeling Bro.

[pumpd4lif]

If you get a women turned on enough she will do anything

[IronReload04]

I posted this because it was an actual impromptu conversation I had with my girlfriend 5 minutes before posting it.
Those stats were a little off the top of my head, im not sure how many of them are fact (%50 guys are gay???)

She let me try like 2 years ago, and started punching and kicking me when I got it in 1/16".

Its not my fault that she f$cks like a cold dead fish and I need tighter holes to fantasize about other people in.

perhaps its time to break the relationship off

[firmechicano831]

yeah, get her really drunk and turned on. lol

[jada64]

I just had to get my ex drunk and she would let me, haha. But there is this chick who is coming out here next month that wants to try it. So I dont have to do any work on that one, haha.

[firmechicano831]

haha, just get a little lube for her and maybe one drink in case she starts to feel pain. lol

[J-Dogg]

I was with my ex girlfriend for 5 years. She would on a rare occasion she would allow a slight amount of penetration. I tried, I got a fraction of my guy in, she would tell me to stop, was able to get just far enough to see why it could be enjoyable….then I had to do her the old fashion way….lame.

I ate breakfast in the mornings, thinking of ways to get her into anal. At lunch, yup, thinking about anal, at dinner with grandma…grandma, do you like anal? I was always thinking about it, researching numbing lubes, I even watched a video by Nina Hartly to show how…nothing my friends, nothing worked.

Then on one glorious day, 3 weeks after we broke up. She wanted to get me back, I was in a drunken slumber and she called. She wanted to come over and guess what I was thinking? MMMMHHHHMMM Sure you can come over, if I can put it in your butt….”Okay, (wimper wimper).

Sure enough, this woman for being a crappy girl friend, was true to her word. Turns out the little tramp actually ended up liking it! I had to let her keep coming over from time to time to do it more, she almost won me back until she tried to stab me for talking to another girl.

I think as long as they are dedicated to trying, they will. Once the initial discomfort is over, most women enjoy it.

[DSM4Life]

Thought too many days had gone by without an anal thread being started.

My girl is against it, and I am an ass freak. So Ive used this math to shame her into having it with me.

%50 of all women have anal sex.
%50 of guys are gay.
%10 of those straight guys get ****ed in the ass by their GF
%10 male population in prison getting butt raped.

therefore, %85 of the world takes it up the ass. She complains about it "ruining her internal organs". She also didnt buy my %50 of women having anal stat. She needs to shape up or ship out.

I told her she was part of the problem, not part of the solution. I'm going crazy here.

I am guessing you fall into this 10%

[inky-e]

Forget convincing her, like I said once before on one of these anal deals...its easier to ask for forgiveness than to get permission. Just do it!

[NATE0406]

Forget convincing her, like I said once before on one of these anal deals...its easier to ask for forgiveness than to get permission. Just do it!

hahaha x2... best advice ive heard in a while.

[needmorestrength]

Forget convincing her, like I said once before on one of these anal deals...its easier to ask for forgiveness than to get permission. Just do it!

I dont know man, I've tried that... My member doesnt just slide in ???????? maybe yours does hahahha

[Panzerfaust]

Wow..another dumbass thread...imagine that.

[qualityclrk1]

Wow..another dumbass thread...imagine that.

you've been grumpy lately

[inky-e]

I dont know man, I've tried that... My member doesnt just slide in ???????? maybe yours does hahahha

I could always pm you a pic of my dick for comparison. But by the time you get to be my age you should have developed certain techniques in lubrication and insertion.

[paulzane]

Wow..another dumbass thread...imagine that.

Yes .... and I and many others love reading them!!

[D-Unit 39]

I think we need a few more anal threads

[ChuckLee]

I love anal threads.
Dude, try to convince her by talking about it first, then, while introducing the game, start fingering it and see what happens.
She will know that at the beginning it would hurt, but then she'll like even more than you.

CL

[Diary of a Mad-man]

Wow..another dumbass thread...imagine that.

Yeah, in the dumbass section of the forum. We cant all start threads about how we know the Dallas Cowboys every time, but Ill try to never piss you off again when something gives me a laugh.

[Panzerfaust]

Yeah, in the dumbass section of the forum. We cant all start threads about how we know the Dallas Cowboys every time, but Ill try to never piss you off again when something gives me a laugh.

Thanks, you are a considerate member.

[Johnny_Rotten]

^^^

Hey dude, what's your problem?

Not trying to flame in anyway way but it seems like you just lurk here & whinge. Just wondering why?

It seems a bit sad.

[Zipper]

Every woman loves it in the ass! they just dont all know it yet!