how to deal with a hickey....

[qualityclrk1]

so...long story short, i went out tonight and fvcked this chick i work with....so that was mistake #1.......mistake #2: i really was too drunk to realize what she was doing, but this chick must have been sucking on my neck like she was dracula, because i've got the biggest hickey, and i'm supposed to work monday.......i hate hickey's, i think they're gross, and i can't believe i let it happen....but heh....i fvcked up not much else i can say about it......but like i said, i work monday and this girl and i both agreed it'd be in our best interest not to let ne body we work with find out (i guarantee she tells someone ).............what have you guys done to hide or to get rid of hickey's.....i've searched the web alittle bit, but i wanna hear some personal experience....

[SmittyTheOX]

I remember when a mate of mine came to stay and cheated on his missus. The chick he ****ed gave him a hicky. What he did was put a bandage over it and said he cut himself (we were fixing my roof so it fit well).

They say you can use toothpaste or menthol to make it go down, it didnt work for my mate though.

[Kale]

Makeup works

[CSAR]

There's nothing you can do about it. It's a bruise - blood vessels have been broken and require time to heal.

The best option is to use green concealer. Neutrogena makes a fairly good one. Or, you can always wear a turtleneck or shirt with a high collar.

Best advice is don't shit where you eat.

[paulzane]

LOL We always used vinegar as kids to help the hickey go away quicker. It is so long ago that I can't remember if it works....lol

[RuhlFreak55]

meh......wear it proud

[CheddaNips]

I got one on my chest so bad it lasted a lil over 2 weeks

[StoneGRMI]

Have someone give you a black eye. Everyone will be looking at your black eye so much that they won't notice the hickey on your neck. Works every time. Gigidy gigidy!

[Oki-Des]

I do not know if you live in a big city, but if you do locate a professional make-up shop. Professional make-up has more pigment in it than department store make-up and will conceal a mark much better.
Good Luck.

[Panzerfaust]

I would never let a chick suck on my neck and cause a hickey, nor have I ever met one that liked that as well.

[FrankieJJ23]

i would imagine asprin would work well since it thins your blood out..

[audis4]

get some cheap cover-up at a drug or grocery store.

[qualityclrk1]

I would never let a chick suck on my neck and cause a hickey, nor have I ever met one that liked that as well.

i think it looks trashy too....

i tried on some collared shirts today, but she branded me too high up on the neck.....i got the green concealer and it works, but not perfect still, just looks a lot smaller......

when i got in the shower i noticed she left another one on my chest... ....but obviously that isn't as big of a deal as the one everyone can see....

[T3/T4 GSR]

I used to freeze a spoon and run it on it then run a combo over it hard for a bit then repeat. I guess I kinda got it to shrink a bit like that but I was in high school when I did that so I doubt it worked.

[james21]

I used to freeze a spoon and run it on it then run a combo over it hard for a bit then repeat. I guess I kinda got it to shrink a bit like that but I was in high school when I did that so I doubt it worked.

yeah it helps a little i think, its always the drunk cheating sex when they give hickeys

[UrRoyalHighness]

I Also Heard The Cold Spoon Technique

[WEBB]

why dont you get your buddy to put you in a choke hold or somethinng and get more bruises and say you were in a fight...hahha...sorry man u screwed....

[UrRoyalHighness]

If You Are Really Worried About It I Would Just Put A Slight Burn On My Neck. Heat Up Your Girls Currling Iron Or A Butter Knife, Bite The Bullet And Burn Yourself.

[WEBB]

^^ dood thats hardcore...i love it

[UrRoyalHighness]

That I Guarantee Is The Best Way To Get Rid Of His Little Black And Blue Problem. It Doesnt Need To Be That Big. The Swelling Will Blend In With The Hicky, And Even If It Dosnt You Just Got A Burn On Your Neck Lets Just Hope Your Girl Is To Preoccupied Asking You If It Hurts And If She Can Do Anything. Make Sure You Have Grease On Your Pants And Elbows And $hit. Makes A Burn More Believeable. IF NOT THERE IS ALWAYS THE ALTERNATIVE.

[Kale]

If You Are Really Worried About It I Would Just Put A Slight Burn On My Neck. Heat Up Your Girls Currling Iron Or A Butter Knife, Bite The Bullet And Burn Yourself.

And how, pray tell, does he then explain where the burn came from ?

[StoneGRMI]

And how, pray tell, does he then explain where the burn came from ?

Bad mistake by the chef at Benihanas while he was flipping his spatula in the air. DUH!

[wilson9d]

keep them below the waist.

[T3/T4 GSR]

And how, pray tell, does he then explain where the burn came from ?

Simple....an exhaust pipe working on the car.

[UrRoyalHighness]

EXACTLY. He actually has a lot of rim to imbelish the whole story, but he will know what works for his girl and what won't.

[Lavinco]

call in and tell them you got in an accident. When the question it, tell them you will stop by to drop off the fake doctors slip. When you get there, make sure you show up with a neck brace on. It will seal the deal and conceal. Take as much time off that you need from that point.

[james21]

why dont you get your buddy to put you in a choke hold or somethinng and get more bruises and say you were in a fight...hahha...sorry man u screwed....

one of my ex's actually believed that story

[kman]

Use a hair brush, and lightly spread the blood vessels out..

[firmechicano831]

I've done the cold spoon. Just push the spoon on the hickey and push the blood away. Do it for a minute then rest. then do it again until it starts to fade. Also take a warm shower. Once you get out right away use a spoon on it as well.

[SMCengineer]

You could wear a scarf.

[Schmidty]

Punch one of your coworkers n the eye to distract people from the hicky... Or make-up

[Lavinco]

Wear a turtleneck and be gay for a week. Tell them you finally came out of the closet.

[CSAR]

Tell your coworkers you recently learned an old school game to play, then go around pinching them really hard on their necks. By the end of the day, everyone will have little hickey marks.

[calgarian]

I just love the fact that nobody realizes that its Tuesday and he was asking advice to go to work on Monday......Shouldnt we be asking him what happened on Monday rather then giving him advise?

[CSAR]

Already knew it was past due, just wanted to add insult to injury!

[calgarian]

qualityclrk1 Whats the update?

[Lavinco]

qualityclrk1 Whats the update?

Hey Cal, those Double D's are a little distracting when I'm trying to read the posts. Do you think you can get some A cups or something less distracting.

[calgarian]

Hey Cal, those Double D's are a little distracting when I'm trying to read the posts. Do you think you can get some A cups or something less distracting.

I am not a big fan of smaller cup size.....sorry bro.

[Lavinco]

I am not a big fan of smaller cup size.....sorry bro.

I can tell and I bet you have put some hickeys on those jugs before.

[calgarian]

I can tell and I bet you have put some hickeys on those jugs before.

I was told once that Always remember that they are attached and alive...lol