I bought a bottle of Axe body wash. I normally prefer bar soap but I liked the smell. Not to mention the well known effect Axe has on women.

So I have been using it for over a week and NOT ONE damn time, has a bevy of beautiful blondes and brunettes come crashing in my bathroom door, clawing and scratching their way to be the first to jump in the shower with me!

Fukin BS false advertising!!!!!!!!!