drunk as hell

[Lemonada8]

whats ur fav. drunk as hell story?

mine... either drunk sex... which is amazing btw...
or when i had a bottle of absinthe, i was in the middle of the road playing football ( i am a QB so i was yelling out plays and such) fukin halirous.. anybody else? or dont ayll drink ccause of yall's diets? and btw diet coke and rum dont have any calories....

[ChuckLee]

I would have too many to tell...

While drunk, in the past, I've had some ridiculous fights, french kissed an ugly chick, went home naked, had a sandwich in the street without trousers and so on...

[Lemonada8]

Mmmmmmmm a sandwich sounds so good right now... i htink i might have to have a baked potato tho... cause i doint feel like makin a sandwich and i can microwave a poltatoe
never gotten into any fights tho.. prolly cause of my size, i'm intimidating but iu'm a a huge teddy bear

[ChuckLee]

You fatty

[dupa95]

Oh boy A good 15 years of years of my life was a drunk story. i will soung off later.

[novastepp]

banged your mom.

[gixxerboy1]

banged your mom.

man you must have really been drunk

[novastepp]

beyond repair...

[calgarian]

I told a security guard that I will give him "Stone Cold Stunner" of course got thrown out of the wwe event. Then slept in the hallway in my apartment building till my room mate woke me up in the middle of the night. ha...the good old days.

[gixxerboy1]

i was at a bar and started talking to some girl. Didnt really get past name and what not and her girlfriend came up all defensive of her. And started being a bitch. so her friend says you probably have a small dick anyway. i laughed and one of the girls that was with the group i was with goes why dont you show her. So i dropped my pants Then some random fat girl standing at the bar reached out and grabbed my cock.

[Kratos]

I flooded a night club by breaking the toilet by accident. I was kinda leaning back while holding on to the flush mechanism, next thing I know I'm holding it in my hand, and 20000psi of water is shooting out of the wall and hitting me in the chest. It was like a tidal wave came out of the mens room and cleared everyone out of a huge 2 floor club. I'm soaking wet, so drunk I can't talk, and all I can say is "i didn't do it" to the police. Club owns said they were gonna sue me for like 50 grand, never went to jail never cost me any money even though they had all my info.

ironic side note everyone in the club was totally pissed, I made everyone leave before last call. People were giving me the finger and calling me a deuchbag left and right. The owners were angry and yelling at me. The police didn't know what the heck to do...name of the night club: "Mad River." I shit you not.

[SVTmuscle]

after 4 years of college, I could write a book!

[calgarian]

after 4 years of college, I could write a book!

lIKE TO SCHARE T LEAST A CHAPTER?

[audis4]

whats ur fav. drunk as hell story?

mine... either drunk sex... which is amazing btw...
or when i had a bottle of absinthe, i was in the middle of the road playing football ( i am a QB so i was yelling out plays and such) fukin halirous.. anybody else? or dont ayll drink ccause of yall's diets? and btw diet coke and rum dont have any calories....

unfortunatly all hard-a has cals

[bigt10]

I flooded a night club by breaking the toilet by accident. I was kinda leaning back while holding on to the flush mechanism, next thing I know I'm holding it in my hand, and 20000psi of water is shooting out of the wall and hitting me in the chest. It was like a tidal wave came out of the mens room and cleared everyone out of a huge 2 floor club. I'm soaking wet, so drunk I can't talk, and all I can say is "i didn't do it" to the police. Club owns said they were gonna sue me for like 50 grand, never went to jail never cost me any money even though they had all my info.

ironic side note everyone in the club was totally pissed, I made everyone leave before last call. People were giving me the finger and calling me a deuchbag left and right. The owners were angry and yelling at me. The police didn't know what the heck to do...name of the night club: "Mad River." I shit you not.

haha thats hilarious.

[tjpatrick1987]

i dont remember my funny stories cause i was always blacked out when they happened
I go to Ohio State one of the biggest party schools in the nation....GET ON MY LEVEL AND HANG

[SVTmuscle]

lIKE TO SCHARE T LEAST A CHAPTER?

How about one time freshman year my hand got lit on fire. This girl was drinking straight 151 and I told her to do a flaming shot. So drunkenly I poured her a shot and decided to light it while the shot was in my hand, good and dandy and all till someone bumped into me and the shot spilled on my hand.
I was so drunk I didnt even realize my hand was on fire since it was pure alcohol burning, then the alcohol ran out...thennnn I freaked out and droped the rest of the shot on the ground and also lit up the whole room haha

[ultra40]

Alcohol affects my godly physique so i steer clear

[qualityclrk1]

i dont remember my funny stories cause i was always blacked out when they happened
I go to Ohio State one of the biggest party schools in the nation....GET ON MY LEVEL AND HANG

University of Illinois- we'll just upset your national title hopes


i'm a drunk dialer.....get me drunk on tequila and i'll fvck just abuot ne one.....ummm what else, what else.....

walking around campus drunk as hell, and some gusy came walking by with pizza's in there hand....i was trashed, but mind you i was still polite, and i asked "'AY! give me a piece of pizza!!"...they responded with "FVCK OFF"...i didn't like that too much, so i walked across the street, and i walked up talking shit (you know the whole "what'd you say to me" fight starter)....i then got punched in the face...... i picked up the guys pizza's and walked off....woke up the next morning with a sore jaw, and three cold pizza's......i really showed that guy ....

[godkilla]

I flooded a night club by breaking the toilet by accident. I was kinda leaning back while holding on to the flush mechanism, next thing I know I'm holding it in my hand, and 20000psi of water is shooting out of the wall and hitting me in the chest. It was like a tidal wave came out of the mens room and cleared everyone out of a huge 2 floor club. I'm soaking wet, so drunk I can't talk, and all I can say is "i didn't do it" to the police. Club owns said they were gonna sue me for like 50 grand, never went to jail never cost me any money even though they had all my info.

ironic side note everyone in the club was totally pissed, I made everyone leave before last call. People were giving me the finger and calling me a deuchbag left and right. The owners were angry and yelling at me. The police didn't know what the heck to do...name of the night club: "Mad River." I shit you not.

University of Illinois- we'll just upset your national title hopes


i'm a drunk dialer.....get me drunk on tequila and i'll fvck just abuot ne one.....ummm what else, what else.....

walking around campus drunk as hell, and some gusy came walking by with pizza's in there hand....i was trashed, but mind you i was still polite, and i asked "'AY! give me a piece of pizza!!"...they responded with "FVCK OFF"...i didn't like that too much, so i walked across the street, and i walked up talking shit (you know the whole "what'd you say to me" fight starter)....i then got punched in the face...... i picked up the guys pizza's and walked off....woke up the next morning with a sore jaw, and three cold pizza's......i really showed that guy ....

lmfao. wicked stories guys.

[Jfew44]

Too many drunk, naked stories to tell. Alcohol makes me get naked for no apparent reason other than to be drunk.

[CheddaNips]

you guys are gonna laugh at this.

Senior Trip in MYB, we are passing around a half gallon of $6 tequila just chuggin. We start walkin to our girls house and i dont remember much. I woke up 2hrs stark naked on a front porch with red and blue lights flashing at me. I ****ing sprint, juking cops like its my job. I get up to our house with glass in my feet and outta breath.

I wake up in the morning and noticed i lost my wallet. I called my mom to tell her to cancel my debit card and whatnot. 4 weeks later i come home from my landscaping job and my wallet is sitting on my kitchen counter along with a note. The note explains how i was passed out naked on this couples front porch naked and they called the cops then i puked all over their welcome mat and they thought i was gonna die. My mom read the letter and was super pissed. I will scan it if you want me to. It is hilarious.

[200byjune]

i was drunk as hell and it was the first time i smokes weed. i was 15 had about an 18 pack of bud light. then wentoutside smoked weed. threw up. went inside trand another 15 beers. a friend of mine bet me i couldnt do 10 diamond pushups so i dropped on my head. was jumping on the counter. went to sleep in the tub but my dad comes in and trys getting me out but i wasabout 215 pounds. so he got my friend in who was 16 and he got me out for some reason while im around his shoulders trying to walk i pull off my underwear and he threw me in the wall. m dad was tryin to pull my boxers upand i punhed him in the face. swearing at him calling him an asshole punching him. fought about 7 friends. i had no idea wat i was doing. my eyes were closed while doing all of this. i wrestled this kid whos a westler andchocked him out but passed out while i was joking him so he couldnt get me off then idk who but they punched me in theback of the head woke me up and i let go. they told me i passed out on the counter for an hour but i dont remember. i chugged a corona that had a cigeret but in it and started throwing up. i guess there were all in the pool room hiding, and they all made a packed saying if i go up there and hit any of them to all jump me. so all the lights are off and a friend of mine starts crawling up the stairs and they thought it was me so while crawling he nailed his head on the corner of the pool table and he started swearing andthey all beat the shit out of him. i was such an asshole to my dad. i puked maybe 6 5 times. my friend pissed the bed and pissed down the stairs. ya that was a crazy ****in night. dont remember half of it though.

[suprman09]

i dont remember my funny stories cause i was always blacked out when they happened
I go to Ohio State one of the biggest party schools in the nation....GET ON MY LEVEL AND HANG

wow you must be the man

[dupa95]

Went out drinking and as usual I blacked out. When I came to me and a buddy where pissin in a car with window down a little. The bad part is it was A hot summer night. Man I what an ass I am sure glad I got the gift sobriety.

[dupa95]

I once started drinking on a friday night blacked out came to in a strip saturday night club. With a totaly different group of friends.

[inky-e]

I used to live in a smallish town in N.J, around 50k people, I remember one morning after a night of hellacious partying, I went outside and didn't see my car, I figured it was stolen and called the cops and filed a report. The cops got back to me later in the day and told me that my car was parked outside the bar I was drinking at, I still don't know how I got home. A few months later the same thing, i reported it stolen. Then later in the day my friend called me saying he found my car in the park on the basketball court. This happened again some time later after a night of drinking and some other things we can't talk about. When I called the police, the desk Sgt. asked for my name, when I told him, his response was " Go look for it yourself you asshole". So I did, and I found it parked in the parking lot of an old folks home. Good times...good times.

[DNoMac]

i dont remember my funny stories cause i was always blacked out when they happened
I go to Ohio State one of the biggest party schools in the nation....GET ON MY LEVEL AND HANG

Graduated from there last year light weight. Was there during the good ol rioting days. Yea, I have too many stories. Spring game last month contributed to the list of drunken stories..

[calgarian]

University of Illinois- we'll just upset your national title hopes


i'm a drunk dialer.....get me drunk on tequila and i'll fvck just abuot ne one.....ummm what else, what else.....

walking around campus drunk as hell, and some gusy came walking by with pizza's in there hand....i was trashed, but mind you i was still polite, and i asked "'AY! give me a piece of pizza!!"...they responded with "FVCK OFF"...i didn't like that too much, so i walked across the street, and i walked up talking shit (you know the whole "what'd you say to me" fight starter)....i then got punched in the face...... i picked up the guys pizza's and walked off....woke up the next morning with a sore jaw, and three cold pizza's......i really showed that guy ....

that was freaking funny

[Lemonada8]

i dont remember my funny stories cause i was always blacked out when they happened
I go to Ohio State one of the biggest party schools in the nation....GET ON MY LEVEL AND HANG

well i dont like to black out from drinkin... so.... yeah....