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    choking the chicken on juice

    What's the deal here? You know you get so worked up sometimes
    you may take matters in your own hands and beat it out.

    is this wasting the juice? should you try to hold it in and not beat
    it because you may be hampering your gains?

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    lol hahaha lol hahaha..... no its not hurting your gains. just keep rubbing them out and i promise it wont hurt anything. ive heard this question asked before and never understood why someone would think that busting a nut would waste gear.

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    Your not injecting your junk into your junk are you? J/K

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    what do you mean beating out the chicken? like tenderizing the chicken by beating it with a meat tenderizer?

    haha jk, dude i had a good laugh when u posted this.

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    Ummm no.

    Beat away my friend. Masturbation does not effect your gains. After sexual stimulation your body releases a hormone called prolactin which lowers your sex hormones (testosterone or estrogen) which is why you go limp after sex (at least for a min. or 2). Beatin it before working out may be bad cus itll make you tired and lethargic for your workout so id suggest to lay off your dick until AFTER your workout, then beat away.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deen54 View Post
    What's the deal here? You know you get so worked up sometimes
    you may take matters in your own hands and beat it out.

    is this wasting the juice? should you try to hold it in and not beat
    it because you may be hampering your gains?
    Is that why my Bitch is getting so damn Ripped, LOL...

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    i am seeing it like this... the juice creates more testosterone which in turn makes
    sperm. When i toss off i lose that sperm forcing the body to create more
    semen via the testosterone.
    So in effect i lose testosterone because it has to keep filling up the sperm resevoir.

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    Although you may want to switch hit...while being on juice you may start to notice that one arm is getting way bigger than the other...

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    unless i'm mistaken your testicles produce sperm and your injecting extraneous testosterone so none will be lost because of masteurbation since your are adding free testosterone to your system

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    Yes, all the juice you inject goes directly to your ball bag. What you want to do is take that jiz sub lingual. You can also shoot it IM if you blow your load into something sterile. Sounds ridiculous right? Yeah, my thoughts exactly. Might want to delete this one deen to save face.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    Yes, all the juice you inject goes directly to your ball bag. What you want to do is take that jiz sub lingual. You can also shoot it IM if you blow your load into something sterile. Sounds ridiculous right? Yeah, my thoughts exactly. Might want to delete this one deen to save face.
    hahahahahaha im going to have to try that one.

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    Best thread ever. Ever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ShadetreeJones View Post
    Best thread ever. Ever.
    yepp opend it up just cause i didnt get the title

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    this should be a sticky (no pun intended..though, it is funny)

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    If that were the case Id be stuck at my 8th grade weight of 140 pounds.

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    lmao!!!!!!!!

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    consider the source guys............and can a mod get this moved to the lounge, since there is no "useless thread section" i guess the lounge would be best.

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    Quote Originally Posted by legobricks View Post
    Beatin it before working out may be bad cus itll make you tired and lethargic for your workout so id suggest to lay off your dick until AFTER your workout, then beat away.
    Haha.

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    just call it a workout, huge forearms

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    Yes you will lose all your test on each ejaculation !!! What you need to do to avoid this is to inject the juice directly into your nut sack with an 18 gauge 1.5 inch needle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kale View Post
    Yes you will lose all your test on each ejaculation !!! What you need to do to avoid this is to inject the juice directly into your nut sack with an 18 gauge 1.5 inch needle.
    I always thought an 18g down the japs eye was best so it was injected back in the same way it was coming out?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deen54 View Post
    What's the deal here? You know you get so worked up sometimes
    you may take matters in your own hands and beat it out.

    is this wasting the juice? should you try to hold it in and not beat
    it because you may be hampering your gains?
    Quote Originally Posted by Deen54 View Post
    i am seeing it like this... the juice creates more testosterone which in turn makes
    sperm. When i toss off i lose that sperm forcing the body to create more
    semen via the testosterone.
    So in effect i lose testosterone because it has to keep filling up the sperm resevoir.

    you should stay away from AAS, you clearly have a lack of intelligence if any at all.

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    People that ask kinda questions sounds to have some hyperactive masturbation probs

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    lol..

    i see no one has any scientific evidence. Once again i am forced to answer

    my own question.

    Testosterone plays a key role in sperm production.

    it works like this once you shoot your load..your T baseline is dropped.

    then the body sends a signal to create more testosterone. It will

    raise to a point but not significant enough to produce any muscle mass.

    Therefore testosterone is actually increased. But if you don't beat it after

    about 6 days or so it may actually start to decline. hence the saying if you

    don't use it. You lose it.

    The body always trys to maintain homeostasis.

    Now outside testosterone such as steriods. Is always on the decline

    but it doesn't matter cause you are always shooting.

    So bottomline yes it does play with your testosterone but not significant

    enough to cause any gains or loss.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shifty_git View Post
    I always thought an 18g down the japs eye was best so it was injected back in the same way it was coming out?
    Be weary of using colloquialisms.
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    just pop a test ampoul and rub ur sack with the oil it the test will go directly to ur nuts

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    Do you actually choke it out untill it cant breath or just before it looses conciousness?
    Dont beat anything with a closed fist use an open hand less jail time

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    haha great thread

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    choke the shit out of it. i dont. but i have my girls who do.

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    Mrs Palmer or Palmela don't count.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deen54 View Post
    lol..

    i see no one has any scientific evidence. Once again i am forced to answer

    my own question.

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    Specificity of the neuroendocrine response to orgasm during sexual arousal in men.Krüger TH, Haake P, Chereath D, Knapp W, Janssen OE, Exton MS, Schedlowski M, Hartmann U.
    Department of Medical Psychology, University of Essen, Hufelandstr 55, Federal Republic of Germany. [email protected]

    We have demonstrated that sexual activity produces transient sympathoadrenal activation and a pronounced, long-lasting increase in prolactin in men and women. However, by analyzing endocrine alterations at 10-min intervals, a precise assignment of these changes to the pre-, peri- and postorgasmic periods was not possible. Thus, the current study aimed to accurately differentiate the endocrine response to sexual arousal and orgasm in men using an automatic blood collection technique with 2-min sampling intervals. Blood was drawn continuously before, during and after orgasm over a total period of 40 min in 10 healthy subjects and were compared with samples obtained under a control condition. Sexual activity induced transient increases of plasma epinephrine and norepinephrine levels during orgasm with a rapid decline thereafter. In contrast, prolactin levels increased immediately after orgasm and remained elevated throughout the experiment. Although oxytocin was acutely increased after orgasm, these changes were not consistent and did not reach statistical significance. Vasopressin, LH, FSH and testosterone plasma concentrations remained unaltered during sexual arousal and orgasm. These data confirm that prolactin is secreted after orgasm and, compared with oxytocin, seems to represent a more reliable and sustained marker for orgasm in man. The results further reinforce a role for prolactin either as a neuroendocrine reproductive reflex or as a feedback mechanism modulating dopaminergic systems in the central nervous system that are responsible for appetitive behavior.

    PMID: 12697037 [PubMed - indexed for MEDLINE


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    Quote Originally Posted by ChuckLee View Post
    People that ask kinda questions sounds to have some hyperactive masturbation probs
    LOL.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    Specificity of the neuroendocrine response to orgasm during sexual arousal in men.Krüger TH, Haake P, Chereath D, Knapp W, Janssen OE, Exton MS, Schedlowski M, Hartmann U.
    Department of Medical Psychology, University of Essen, Hufelandstr 55, Federal Republic of Germany. [email protected]

    We have demonstrated that sexual activity produces transient sympathoadrenal activation and a pronounced, long-lasting increase in prolactin in men and women. However, by analyzing endocrine alterations at 10-min intervals, a precise assignment of these changes to the pre-, peri- and postorgasmic periods was not possible. Thus, the current study aimed to accurately differentiate the endocrine response to sexual arousal and orgasm in men using an automatic blood collection technique with 2-min sampling intervals. Blood was drawn continuously before, during and after orgasm over a total period of 40 min in 10 healthy subjects and were compared with samples obtained under a control condition. Sexual activity induced transient increases of plasma epinephrine and norepinephrine levels during orgasm with a rapid decline thereafter. In contrast, prolactin levels increased immediately after orgasm and remained elevated throughout the experiment. Although oxytocin was acutely increased after orgasm, these changes were not consistent and did not reach statistical significance. Vasopressin, LH, FSH and testosterone plasma concentrations remained unaltered during sexual arousal and orgasm. These data confirm that prolactin is secreted after orgasm and, compared with oxytocin, seems to represent a more reliable and sustained marker for orgasm in man. The results further reinforce a role for prolactin either as a neuroendocrine reproductive reflex or as a feedback mechanism modulating dopaminergic systems in the central nervous system that are responsible for appetitive behavior.

    PMID: 12697037 [PubMed - indexed for MEDLINE


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    wow look REAL scientific proof that deen is wrong once again. every day that deen is here makes me question charles darwin.

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    thanks for posting evidence this is what i wanted to begin with.

    I searched different sites and came up with what i posted.. in the end both stated that

    testosterone wasn't affected.. that's what i wanted to know.

    Legobricks knew about the prolactin part...hmmm?

    btw..lex you should question charles darwin... that's how he got to where he was
    by questioning everything.

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    so does prolactin come with the giblets inside the chicken?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deen54 View Post
    I searched different sites and came up with what i posted
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    Really? What websites did you get that gibberish from?

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    If you sit on your hand til it goes numb then rub one out then you dont have to be depressed that your jerking off. Cuz you wont think its your hand. Just call it the stranger!

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    My first cycle I was soooo horny, I would flog the bishop and then my old lady would come home and I would go at it again with her. Hell I was doing it 2-3 times a day. It was like being 15 again. But I noticed my sex drive wasnt as powerful the next few cycles I did, but still better than usual.

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