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  1. 05-29-2008, 02:14 PM #1
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    Ever see a woman you wanted to talk to but couldn't initiate a conversation?

    Well this guy has some pickup lines that will really help, this guys is a genious i swear.......I actually used the 4th one at the store and golly gee I got the digits no shit and have a date next sunday

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IwCtMc0ZP8
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    LMAO this so funny, sure that will get you some dates
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    HOOOOLLLLLYYYYYYYYYY SHIIIIIIIIIT!!!!! You just made my freakin day. That could be the best anything ever. I had to stop half way thru bc I was laughing too hard to hear what he was saying.
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    we can watch a movie with your hand down my pants. that always works for me
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    This f'in hilarious!
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    hahahahaha

    Chris Hansen is the man

    I was watching the show last night and couldn't stop laughing
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    I love the Chris Hansen Prank Calls from a soundboard


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5pH_2ijdCQ
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    "I can be your teacher, would you flirt with me, are you sure you can handle that, I would blank your brains out"
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    "I'm fixed" at :45 is ****in priceless. Hahahahahahaa
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    "Maybe we should hook up. I might wanna cut you a little..suck on your blood."

    Man I hope that guy is making peace with god... Hahahahaha
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    Quote Originally Posted by No One Knows View Post
    "Maybe we should hook up. I might wanna cut you a little..suck on your blood."

    Man I hope that guy is making peace with god... Hahahahaha
    hahahahahahahaha

    thats great
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    Hahaha.. this girl just texted me that she hadnt seen me in like 3 months. So I sent her that line, big sexy. Waiting on a reply..
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    Quote Originally Posted by No One Knows View Post
    Hahaha.. this girl just texted me that she hadnt seen me in like 3 months. So I sent her that line, big sexy. Waiting on a reply..
    hahahaha

    Im laughing so hard right now....you have no idea
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    No reply so far. Scared her off for sure i'm thinking.
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    o my god that is a riot


    Rumor is they, or the network are being sued, or an attempt is being made. Word is, they entrapped a guy. They went to him, not the other way around. He at first said no its not right, chris's people kept going for this guy, he caves in. They air it, he commits suicide.
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    Quote Originally Posted by IronReload04 View Post
    o my god that is a riot


    Rumor is they, or the network are being sued, or an attempt is being made. Word is, they entrapped a guy. They went to him, not the other way around. He at first said no its not right, chris's people kept going for this guy, he caves in. They air it, he commits suicide.
    If thats true it's just wrong....(not meant to be an oxymoron).
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