question about escorts

[midnight777]

clicked on a pop up.. and some pics of the girls looked like ex models... some very very hot.. anybody have any experiences with any. i don't think I could bring myself to pay for it, even though everybody pays for something down the road?

[ottomaddox]

I love whores. None of the relationship hassles.

[midnight777]

maybe my test cycle is finally kicking in./...

[FallenWyvern]

Charlie Sheen once said on the topic of prostitutes: "I don't pay them for sex. I pay them to leave."

[Amorphic]

Charlie Sheen once said on the topic of prostitutes: "I don't pay them for sex. I pay them to leave."

brilliant

[!!!ZeuS!!!]

lmfao good call can't wait to start my test my missus gonna hate me hahahaha

[dirtball_619]

craigslist > Personals > Erotic services. Thanks me after you find the one you want, Hate me after you test positive.

[spywizard]

craigslist = $50 blow and go..

but for escorts, young guys always say "i don't want to pay for it" please, but you'll bareback some random chick at a party because she and you were "drunk" and then you'll make payments to this chick for 18 years..

don't forget to put a helmet on that soldier..

[dirtball_619]

but i love bareback..... i dont like smelling roses with a gas mask on

[G-1000]

there not what the pics look like. Trust me

[lovbyts]

Payment for 18 years nothing, more like 20 plus if they want to do any college and they you will still be supporting their lazy ass and mother for a LONG time.
American whores are expensive. Spend the money and go to Philippines, Thailand, Cambodia or one of those places for 2 weeks and have the time of your life with the most beautiful girls in the world for nothing or next to nothing....I wish I had started going 20 years ago. Forget Mexico, they are there but 1/100 compared to Asia and not as good looking IMHO

BTW, if you are married or want to stay married do NOT go, it will ruin you for life.

[Tazwell]

there not what the pics look like. Trust me

I agrea.

[MFT81]

Can anyone with exp here tell me how the whole thing works, like where and how you set up the apointment, how you discuss details, more importantly how not to get arrested etc,

[40plusnewbie]

Only go with expensive agencies and with ones that offer a 'visual guarentee' (that means when she gets to your door you can decline if you don't like the way she looks). They always send pretty girls if there is a 'visual guarentee'.

[40plusnewbie]

99% of the time they are trying to arrest the escorts, so they can get the agency owner (the supplier=big fish).

If you order an escort you have less chance of getting busted if she comes to you. (Police like to control the enviornment, they can get guys to go to some hotel room all day and all night to bust them with a cop and gun in the bathroom for safety, the place is wired for video and sound, and a few cops with guns in the next room.

It's much more risky for a cop to send a cop alone undercover in somewhere. That is why the hookers on the street (the undercover cop hookers) will NEVER get in your car with you....the cops loose control of the scene.

A friend of mine that uses escorts said a couple of times he called numbers for girls working for themselves and the police called back and talked a scare into him. But he has never had a problem having them come to your house. (if you avoid the cheap skanks).

If you call an agency out of the yellow pages and pay for an expensive escort they are going to want to verify who you are (to avoid arest and for safety). They will check your name and address via telephone listing and call you back. The chick might also want to look at your drivers lisence to see it is a pic of you and the address is correct. (cops are very unlikely to take all those steps to bust an escort, they alway have them come to a hotel so they can control the scene -and not have the escort agency know where a cop lives lol)

You can have them come to your hotel too. Some/most will either want the money up front or want to see that it is out and available.

Your paying for her time. So now if you ask her to take her top off or complement her on her appearance and make a comment like that - it's not engaging in prostitution.

The key cops are looking for to bust you are to get you to agree to sex (some sex act)for money (some specific ammt of money), ideally in the same sentence. The escort knows if your a cop you will try to get her to do this. You have no reason to try, so don't. If shes not a cop she's not gonna try either to get you to do so. If she does, don't risk it. It's ok to discuss the fee. But don't discuss sex.
Then have her get comfortable. Once a tit appears you know it's not a cop.

[inky-e]

Dude go to a fukn bar and pick up a chic, nowadays bitches will bang just about anyone, you probably have a shot?!

[DSM4Life]

Like they say, you aren't paying for the sex, your paying for them to leave once your done.

[MATTMAN01]

Just get what you want and they will leave as soon as you fall asleep. (2 mins after you got her into bed).

[g0dsend]

If you want to minimize your chances of getting busted greatly. All you got to do before you pay the escort, ask if you can take nude pictures or her for alot of money.

If she agrees then shes not a cop, because why would an undercover cop get nudes taken. Also, if you really are scarred, have her sign a porno contract.

[inky-e]

Like they say, you aren't paying for the sex, your paying for them to leave once your done.

Hey D, what if you like to cuddle? It could get real expensive.

[DSM4Life]

Hey D, what if you like to cuddle? It could get real expensive.

You couldn't afford this !

[pumpd4lif]

When u call make sure you say hey and by the way no ugly bitches cauase i wont even open the door

[Sir Lifts-a-lot]

If you live in a big metro area odds are you can find them on Craigslist.... Or so I've heard.

[firmechicano831]

i wouldnt do craigslist. they might use fake pics. lol

[MATTMAN01]

Craig must really get around.