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  1. 06-08-2008, 04:16 PM #1
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    Solution to world Hunger.. Yep..

    Sam Kinison on world hunger...
    You want to help these people? Stop sending them food. Don't send these people another bite, folks. You want to send them something, you want to help these people? Send them U-Hauls, send them luggage, send them someone like me, I'll walk out there..send a guy who'll go,
    'Hey, we just drove 700 miles with your food and it occurred to us that there wouldn't be world hunger, if you people would LIVE WHERE THE FOOD IS! YOU LIVE IN A F*CKING DESERT! YOU LIVE IN A F*CKING DESERT! NOTHING GROWS OUT HERE! NOTHING'S GONNA GROW HERE! YOU SEE THIS? HUH? THIS IS SAND. YEAH. DID YOU KNOW NOTHING CAN GROW IN THIS SH*T? HERE, EAT SOME OF IT, TASTE IT. KNOW WHAT IT'S GONNA BE A HUNDRED YEARS FROM NOW? IT'S GONNA BE SAND! YOU LIVE IN A F*CKING DESERT! GET YOUR KIDS, GET YOUR SH*T, WE'LL MAKE ONE TRIP, WE'LL TAKE YOU TO WHERE THE FOOD IS! WE HAVE DESERTS IN AMERICA -- WE JUST DON'T LIVE IN THEM, @SSHOLES!"
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  2. 06-08-2008, 04:24 PM #2
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  3. 06-08-2008, 04:43 PM #3
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    that's hilarious
    i can't stand sam kinison's personality, but that's funny stuff.
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    I saw him live in california in 1983.. he was hilarious..

    good times..
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  5. 06-08-2008, 06:29 PM #5
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    lol damn, your old as dirt.... hell that's when i was born.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheArtist View Post
    lol damn, your old as dirt.... hell that's when i was born.


    Truer words have never been spoken......LMAO!!!! Luv ya Spy (No homo)....
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    It's funny cause it's true! In a weird kinda way lol
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  10. 06-09-2008, 06:51 AM #10
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    haha, thats awesome
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  11. 06-09-2008, 07:21 AM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by spywizard View Post
    I saw him live in california in 1983.. he was hilarious..

    good times..
    You are SOOOOO lucky.......he is one of my favorites, next to the great Bill Hicks. (They were friends and toured together sometimes),
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    haha hilariousness. spywizard you saw him in a show 3 years before i was even born
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