Right time for an adult question(do not look at this thread if your easily offended)

[shield11]

I have never had a good blowjob, ive had an ok one once but that was still pretty crap is it just me or anyone else got this problem?

[scottythebody]

For me to get what I would consider a great bj, I would need to pretty much F*** her face

[number twelve]

For me to get what I would consider a great bj, I would need to pretty much F*** her face

haha wordd

[NATE0406]

never had any that have impressed me either bro. they seem to use too much teeth.

[thecivilizedanimal]

For me to get what I would consider a great bj, I would need to pretty much F*** her face

you'd love the throat i ****ed friday and saturday

[gst528i]

never had any that have impressed me either bro. they seem to use too much teeth.

Oh dude you ****ing took the word's out of my mouth (no pun intended).
I have in my ENTIRE LIFE had only one blow job with a happy ending. And it wasn't good or anything i purposely tried to blow a load since i wanted to break up with my ex right after i let it all on her face. I had to close my eyes and think of things that i found sexually hot to let one loose.

[Amorphic]

ive still never gotten off from a blowjob.

i have the same dilemma as the rest of you, i would pretty much have to be mouthfking her to get it done with.

[assman2323]

i never heard of a bad bj??? r u kidding me?

[Amorphic]

i never heard of a bad bj??? r u kidding me?

not bad, just not good enough to finish the deal.

i always get stuck with girls that have an easy gag reflex too.

[assman2323]

not bad, just not good enough to finish the deal.

i always get stuck with girls that have an easy gag reflex too.

oh ok thats a lil dif... but to me a bj is a bj and if she sucks at it.. not litteraly bend her over.. haha

[Amorphic]

oh ok thats a lil dif... but to me a bj is a bj and if she sucks at it.. not litteraly bend her over.. haha

amen to that.

[GT2]

wow you guys must really have a knack at picking the wrong girls.
I have never had a bad bj, and they've all ended in a happy ending. Must be my luck ay

[zartan]

Never a good bj? Geez that really sucks.

heh heh.

Getting a good bj is not overstated, its awesome! Especially if they can stick your wang down their throat.

Anyways, get a slutty girl who has some experience. Or one who is really into you and if shes not doing it right, you can make her do it right. If that doesn't work, get a 'big' girl, they aim to please! haha.

[shield11]

I gets what some of you bros are saying but no such thing as a bad bj but there is, if you dont get too the end then youre just frustrated, and yeah bros^^ ive never got off from a bj.

[shield11]

Never a good bj? Geez that really sucks.

heh heh.

Getting a good bj is not overstated, its awesome! Especially if they can stick your wang down their throat.

Anyways, get a slutty girl who has some experience. Or one who is really into you and if shes not doing it right, you can make her do it right. If that doesn't work, get a 'big' girl, they aim to please! haha.

Tried a big girl but all she wanted in her mouth was mcdonalds.

[G4R]

not bad, just not good enough to finish the deal.

i always get stuck with girls that have an easy gag reflex too.

I know what you mean, when I first met my future wife, I got all big headed when she started gagging, "yeah.... she can't handle it..... " Turns out she gags extremely easily, plus, god love her.... she tries, but she just isnt that good at it.

[assman2323]

ive never not got off from a bj... well unless i stopped her to stick it somewhere else... hahaha

[zartan]

I gets what some of you bros are saying but no such thing as a bad bj but there is, if you dont get too the end then youre just frustrated, and yeah bros^^ ive never got off from a bj.

how many girls are we talkin here? I have had a couple girls that were bad, but the vast majority are at least ok. Even the terrible ones, maybe mr happy was chaffed at the end, but I STILL enjoyed it in the end.

Also I suggest wanking off on them if you want to fire one off on them and they can't finish you off.

[jerseyboy]

I'm offended

[shield11]

how many girls are we talkin here? I have had a couple girls that were bad, but the vast majority are at least ok. Even the terrible ones, maybe mr happy was chaffed at the end, but I STILL enjoyed it in the end.

Also I suggest wanking off on them if you want to fire one off on them and they can't finish you off.

Yeah but the point of the blowjob is she does all the work.

[shield11]

I know what you mean, when I first met my future wife, I got all big headed when she started gagging, "yeah.... she can't handle it..... " Turns out she gags extremely easily, plus, god love her.... she tries, but she just isnt that good at it.

yeah i have been in the same situation thinking yes im the man, but then your wife told me she gags easily so my ego was badly bruised.

[zartan]

Yeah but the point of the blowjob is she does all the work.

The point is to get your rocks off. Wanking off on them is fun and a good resolution if they can't finish their duties.

[gst528i]

So what you guys are saying is find a slutty one for a Blow job? I tend to look for gurl for short term relationship you know 3 weeks to 2 months. Daym it i'm NOW on mission to F u c a throat.

[G4R]

yeah i have been in the same situation thinking yes im the man, but then your wife told me she gags easily so my ego was badly bruised.

Yeah, you should have just asked me, I could have saved you the time.

[thetank]

blow jobs are awesome. even bad ones. getting head is the best of every world.
ive had bad blowjobs. the new girl im with now is ridiculously good at it, but i cant say ive ever complained. if a blow job sucks i just tell the girl what shes doing wrong. i dont see how that can ever be offensive. its my dick, obviously im gonna know whats working and what isint.
whether you're blowing your load or not, take sollice in the FACT that getting your dick sucked, whether they've got a talented mouth or not, is definately better, than not getting you dick sucked.

[zartan]

blow jobs are awesome. even bad ones. getting head is the best of every world.
ive had bad blowjobs. the new girl im with now is ridiculously good at it, but i cant say ive ever complained. if a blow job sucks i just tell the girl what shes doing wrong. i dont see how that can ever be offensive. its my dick, obviously im gonna know whats working and what isint.
whether you're blowing your load or not, take sollice in the FACT that getting your dick sucked, whether they've got a talented mouth or not, is definately better, than not getting you dick sucked.

my thoughts exactly...

and if they cant finish you then ....

[gst528i]

yea ive resulted in wankin it off till i moisturize her face.

[shield11]

Yeah, you should have just asked me, I could have saved you the time.

rofl: its always good when a bro can take a joke.

[shield11]

blow jobs are awesome. even bad ones. getting head is the best of every world.
ive had bad blowjobs. the new girl im with now is ridiculously good at it, but i cant say ive ever complained. if a blow job sucks i just tell the girl what shes doing wrong. i dont see how that can ever be offensive. its my dick, obviously im gonna know whats working and what isint.
whether you're blowing your load or not, take sollice in the FACT that getting your dick sucked, whether they've got a talented mouth or not, is definately better, than not getting you dick sucked.

You cant teach an old dog new tricks as they say

[nirish_mark20]

my girlfriend is awesome at them, i love them, she loves swallowing, im a happy boy!

if she gets tired, shel ask me to wank into her mouth, she finds that 'dirty' (bear in mind she HATES porn!!!) but shel still keep active, licking balls and stuff, life is good!

[pognog]

I heard Heather gives the best blowjobs in the world. The deepthroat queen. Anyone tried her yet?

[DSM4Life]

Getting the perfect BJ is easy, just get it from someone who knows what men like, another guy !

[pumpd4lif]

I have never had a good blowjob, ive had an ok one once but that was still pretty crap is it just me or anyone else got this problem?

Sry to here that,i have 2 that were OMG!
one caused me to break the clip on her seatbelt the one for the shoulder do to me squeezing and screeming outa PURE TORTURESS PLEASURE.And the other took my whole load and proceeded to pick up pace as i had to pry her off it with my foot in fear of her injuring her self

but most are generaly good...any blowjob is a good blowjob(hence teeth!)

[pumpd4lif]

blow jobs are awesome. even bad ones. getting head is the best of every world.
ive had bad blowjobs. the new girl im with now is ridiculously good at it, but i cant say ive ever complained. if a blow job sucks i just tell the girl what shes doing wrong. i dont see how that can ever be offensive. its my dick, obviously im gonna know whats working and what isint.
whether you're blowing your load or not, take sollice in the FACT that getting your dick sucked, whether they've got a talented mouth or not, is definately better, than not getting you dick sucked.

I must concur

[TJM7275]

DSM....awe, come on man.....lol
Shield.... I have never had a good BJ until a few weeks ago. Up to then I have never busted a nut from a BJ. Then I took this 46 year old, hot ass cougar from my gym home. Let me tell you bro, she made my toes curl. She really knew her way around the penis and the testies. She really got into it man, playing with my junk, spending extra time with the head.MMMM, it was something special. She deep throated me and then stuck her tongue out while she was down and licked my balls.... Nice!!
So brother, to you and all you who have not had great BJ's, my advice is to find a hot cougar. When your at the gym, find the one who is eye f***ing you and take her ass home.

[Dukkit]

i have had many blowjobs from many different women. i would say that i never had a bad one. but i have had ones that are better then the others. my ex fiance could deepthroat that shit and it was great. the one chick im seeing now is very good at it. i get off everytime. a few of my ex's had the gag reflex and so i just didnt even bother with blowjobs from them. their vaginas were so much better feeling anyway. LOL

[spywizard]

Never a good bj? If that doesn't work, get a 'big' girl, they aim to please! haha.

A more truthful statement has never been spoken..

it's like a moped though, you want to take one for a ride, but you dont want anyone to see you doing it..

but this is going too far, you need to just say no to cubbies..

[spywizard]

Here is something to think about next time you are with a girl and think to yourself.. "damn, this girl has talent"

you should thank the 20 other guys that taught her to do it right, and don't forget the kissing and stuff..

[Blackster1975]

I've had many a good BJ fookin love em, and its better if they swallow too makes it even more intense.

[calgarian]

Never a good bj? Geez that really sucks.

heh heh.

Getting a good bj is not overstated, its awesome! Especially if they can stick your wang down their throat.

Anyways, get a slutty girl who has some experience. Or one who is really into you and if shes not doing it right, you can make her do it right. If that doesn't work, get a 'big' girl, they aim to please! haha.

I never had a bad blow job but the really good one I had was from this big girl. She did it right I cum and I was up again quickly.

DSM....awe, come on man.....lol
Shield.... I have never had a good BJ until a few weeks ago. Up to then I have never busted a nut from a BJ. Then I took this 46 year old, hot ass cougar from my gym home. Let me tell you bro, she made my toes curl. She really knew her way around the penis and the testies. She really got into it man, playing with my junk, spending extra time with the head.MMMM, it was something special. She deep throated me and then stuck her tongue out while she was down and licked my balls.... Nice!!
So brother, to you and all you who have not had great BJ's, my advice is to find a hot cougar. When your at the gym, find the one who is eye f***ing you and take her ass home.

Fvck it I am moving to vermont.