average joe talking sh*t

[zimmy]

I hate when people talk about sh*t they have no clue about. Some dude at my work found some randon pic of somebody having runners diahhrea and they talk all the sh*t about how they must be gay and what not...

it's redicilous for a dude who has never ran a minute over 5 miles to talk about people who train to run for 20 +

[QuieTSToRM33]

RNC ... works every time

[zimmy]

lol...can't...i got repremanded because i did that to my boss at the bar :\ I think 2 times might get me fired.

[TJM7275]

Some people are just so miserable that they find solice in making fun of others... Its pretty sad

[calgarian]

Some people are just so miserable that they find solice in making fun of others... Its pretty sad

u make fun of m all the time

[RA]

I hate when people talk about sh*t they have no clue about. Some dude at my work found some randon pic of somebody having runners diahhrea and they talk all the sh*t about how they must be gay and what not...

it's redicilous for a dude who has never ran a minute over 5 miles to talk about people who train to run for 20 +

picture of someone having runners diarrhea...Im lost

[thegodfather]

I ran a mile in 5:15.....does that apply to this thread?

[zimmy]

picture of someone having runners diarrhea...Im lost

runners diahhrea is a thing that marathon runners get some time... from the running / lack of water / abuse the body is taking... they have occassions of diarea... Usually happens for people who run 20 - 25 miles at once.

[StoneGRMI]

runners diahhrea is a thing that marathon runners get some time... from the running / lack of water / abuse the body is taking... they have occassions of diarea... Usually happens for people who run 20 - 25 miles at once.

I apologize in advance.

[SMCengineer]

^^you happy now Roidattack? Haha

[StoneGRMI]

^^you happy now Roidattack? Haha

pretty sick isn't it?

[TJM7275]

Man, I would just stop and do my business.. Screw That man....LOL
And Calgarian.......... You deserve it brother!!!

[HORSE~]

I apologize in advance.

Holy shit Zimmy how could you see a pic like that laugh your ass off ??


And just for the record I don’t think he likes girls either lol....



I always hated running there’s my excuse not to ever do it again as it apparently turns you gay and makes you shit your pants....

[Kratos]

If pooping your pants is cool, call me miles davis. C'mon, how can you not laugh?

[HORSE~]

If pooping your pants is cool, call me miles davis. C'mon, how can you not laugh?

Got agree thats some funny SHIT LOL!!!!

[Kratos]

http://www.vidilife.com/video_play_5...full_speed.htm

[HORSE~]

Damn I knew better than watching that but I couldnt help my self....


Confirms my theory, Runinng turns you gay and makes you shit your self....

[gst528i]

reminds of this clip for some reason..

[SMCengineer]

http://www.vidilife.com/video_play_5...full_speed.htm

Speechless.

[DSM4Life]

http://www.vidilife.com/video_play_5...full_speed.htm

Thats some funny $hit !

[NATE0406]

thats funny.. but i do see what you are saying about ppl talking shit.

[thetank]

I apologize in advance.

hey at least nobody noticed...LOL
thats horrible.

[DSM4Life]

hey at least nobody noticed...LOL
thats horrible.

by the look on his face he noticed

[NATE0406]

no first place trophy is worth me shitting on myself for.

[Bojangles69]

Something tells me that just isn't real.

I believe first shit comes out of the other end.
In the event someone shit themself than continued to run to the point where it covered the front to that extent, they'd have to do A LOT of extra running around.

Anyone who shits themself is going to run off and away into a remote area to take care of business. The pic is hilarious, the staring people *may be because of the poop, but he might be 20ft from the finish line also.

Great photoshop skills imo.
Otherwise it makes no sense to me.

[lex57]

I hate when people talk about sh*t they have no clue about. Some dude at my work found some randon pic of somebody having runners diahhrea and they talk all the sh*t about how they must be gay and what not...

it's redicilous for a dude who has never ran a minute over 5 miles to talk about people who train to run for 20 +

so are you mad about the shitting part or the gay part? not sure why you would get mad, there are very few examples of shitting yourself and it being acceptable. running is not one. i train hard at the gym but i wouldnt say,"**** it, i'm in the zone, i'm just gonna shit myself and do this deadlift set."

[SMCengineer]

so are you mad about the shitting part or the gay part? not sure why you would get mad, there are very few examples of shitting yourself and it being acceptable. running is not one. i train hard at the gym but i wouldnt say,"**** it, i'm in the zone, i'm just gonna shit myself and do this deadlift set."

Yeah, I wouldn't say that either, I would just do it.

[xlxBigSexyxlx]

Something tells me that just isn't real.

I believe first shit comes out of the other end.
In the event someone shit themself than continued to run to the point where it covered the front to that extent, they'd have to do A LOT of extra running around.

Anyone who shits themself is going to run off and away into a remote area to take care of business. The pic is hilarious, the staring people *may be because of the poop, but he might be 20ft from the finish line also.

Great photoshop skills imo.
Otherwise it makes no sense to me.

I was kinda thinking the same....

[Kratos]

The look on the spectators face makes me think it could be real, I've had to take a crap real bad before on a long run. Maybe he thought he could fart his way through it.

[Bojangles69]

I've watched forensic investigators on tv who are pretty good at telling what kind of weapon was used just by blood spatter.

But I have a feeling if I emailed this pic to any of them they'd prob make fun of me more for believing it.
Poop comes out an orfice than goes down, even if you were falling from a plane and it managed to go to your front side it would have marks going side to side, up and down.

I'm not in forensics and as much as some of the peoples faces have a "wtf" look I know photoshop enough to have seen 215lb beasts of women converted into supermodels.
I also know a lot of its capabilites and changing facial expressions is just as easy as giving a women a fake penis and beard.

So I have to call bullshit here.

edit: anyone still skeptical just watch this - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZ0adXaY_bs

[Kratos]

watch the video I posted, at the end he talks about it getting all up the front and everywhere, he couldn't believe it. I'm not saying def real, but there are a lot of runners, running a lot of races, the odds are someone may get the trotts. With the shorts on and the motion of running I don't think it's out of the question there would be shit just everywhere. The guy might have just lost his ass durring a race, stranger things have happened.

[Kratos]

http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/run...arrhea/AN00376

[QuieTSToRM33]

lol...can't...i got repremanded because i did that to my boss at the bar :\ I think 2 times might get me fired.

LOL ... that a boy

[zimmy]

so are you mad about the shitting part or the gay part? not sure why you would get mad, there are very few examples of shitting yourself and it being acceptable. running is not one. i train hard at the gym but i wouldnt say,"**** it, i'm in the zone, i'm just gonna shit myself and do this deadlift set."

that was exactly what I was angry about... it's like having a 140 lb weakling judgeing body builders without having a clue. These guys train hard and this is just a repricusion....be like someone saying "When those body builders work out soem times they vomit...that is just crazy...they must be gay and give lots of head".... it makes that LITTLE of sense. When we all know some times you work out hard enough for that to happen....it's just something that happens. So to have some one who has never ran a minute over 5 miles talk shit about people who train a combined 40 miles per week for a extended time because they push there body past a point that average joe can understand from his comfy chair is just retarded.

[RA]

wow, um, no...lol yuck

^^you happy now Roidattack? Haha

[StoneGRMI]

Something tells me that just isn't real.

I believe first shit comes out of the other end.
In the event someone shit themself than continued to run to the point where it covered the front to that extent, they'd have to do A LOT of extra running around.

Anyone who shits themself is going to run off and away into a remote area to take care of business. The pic is hilarious, the staring people *may be because of the poop, but he might be 20ft from the finish line also.

Great photoshop skills imo.
Otherwise it makes no sense to me.

Maybe there was a second pooper?

[thecivilizedanimal]

I always hated running there’s my excuse not to ever do it again as it apparently turns you gay and makes you shit your pants....

funniest thing so far today !


no homo

[calgarian]

When I start reading this thread I was eating my break fast. and I had to stop reading cause it was disgusting to read while I was eating and also

[im83931]

A few years back the winner of the Boston Marathon shit himself while in the final stretch. For the money the pro's make, I would deal with it.

[abbot138]

so are you mad about the shitting part or the gay part? not sure why you would get mad, there are very few examples of shitting yourself and it being acceptable. running is not one. i train hard at the gym but i wouldnt say,"**** it, i'm in the zone, i'm just gonna shit myself and do this deadlift set."

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! You just made my f'in day.