Zachary Disease

[Kale]

There was this woman who was desperate to meet a companion. She went to single bars, singles dances etc., but she could never meet anyone who would go on a date with her, much less sleep with her. So in her desperation she went to see a sex doctor, named Dr. Chang.

She asked Dr. Chang, "Doctor, please help me find out what's wrong with me!"
So Dr. Chang said, "Take off all yur cwothes."

So she did.

Then he said, "Now, get on yur hands and knees and crawl wreal fas away from me, ten craw wreal fas back to me."

So the young lady did.

Dr. Chang looked at her said, "You got wreal bad case of Zachary disease."
The lady asked, "What's that?"

Dr. Chang replied, "That's wen yur face lok zachary like yur ass".

[number twelve]

haha

[teufelhundenjwa]

I heard a version of this, almost verbatim, except for it was called Ed Zachery disease. Example below:

Dr Chang: "Your face looks ed zachery like your ass".

[thecivilizedanimal]

lol45

[paulzane]

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