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    Things you Hear at Work

    Thats what I heard the other day.

    Girl 1: I am itching very bad.

    Girl 2 : Where are you itching

    Girl 1: at my special Place.

    I was like WTF?
    Wondering what kinda things u hear

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    The CEO of my company : damn my ass stinks.

    The Owner of my company : If I was gay, I would do you. (talking to me)

    The secretaries (there are 4 of them) : when i walk by they say "manwhore" in a highpitched voice.

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    The other week I was making out with my boss (shes mid 40s i'm 20) in the back storeroom then she started jacking me off and i started caressing her vagina. Then we started bumping uglies but she wouldn't shut up about how the tuna wasn't drained enough before I made the tuna salad that day.

    I told her to shut the fukc up and finished anyways

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    haha, you didnt drain the tuna enough. slacker.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AnimalGear View Post
    The other week I was making out with my boss (shes mid 40s i'm 20) in the back storeroom then she started jacking me off and i started caressing her vagina. Then we started bumping uglies but she wouldn't shut up about how the tuna wasn't drained enough before I made the tuna salad that day.

    I told her to shut the fukc up and finished anyways
    did she drain u thou?

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    The CEO of my company : damn my ass stinks.

    The Owner of my company : If I was gay, I would do you. (talking to me)

    The secretaries (there are 4 of them) : when i walk by they say "manwhore" in a highpitched voice.
    Next time just turn and say I will do u for free.

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    Thats what I heard the other day.

    Girl 1: I am itching very bad.

    Girl 2 : Where are you itching

    Girl 1: at my special Place.

    I was like WTF?
    Wondering what kinda things u hear
    Did you offer to relief the itching

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peducho0113 View Post
    Did you offer to relief the itching
    I really wanted to and that girl is really HOT and some times I can see her camel toe too but Professionalism wouldnt let me. I was itching to do that but I didnt

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