Thats what I heard the other day.
Girl 1: I am itching very bad.
Girl 2 : Where are you itching
Girl 1: at my special Place.
I was like WTF?
Wondering what kinda things u hear
Thats what I heard the other day.
Girl 1: I am itching very bad.
Girl 2 : Where are you itching
Girl 1: at my special Place.
I was like WTF?
Wondering what kinda things u hear
The CEO of my company : damn my ass stinks.
The Owner of my company : If I was gay, I would do you. (talking to me)
The secretaries (there are 4 of them) : when i walk by they say "manwhore" in a highpitched voice.
The other week I was making out with my boss (shes mid 40s i'm 20) in the back storeroom then she started jacking me off and i started caressing her vagina. Then we started bumping uglies but she wouldn't shut up about how the tuna wasn't drained enough before I made the tuna salad that day.
I told her to shut the fukc up and finished anyways
haha, you didnt drain the tuna enough. slacker.
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