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    Random Reatarded Names for Odd Sexual Postitions

    I know you guys have a million of them...lets hear em.....I'll get the ball rolling with the pterodactyl.......Speaking of retarded, i spelled retarded wrong, LMAO!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by abbot138 View Post
    I know you guys have a million of them...lets hear em.....I'll get the ball rolling with the pterodactyl.......Speaking of retarded, i spelled retarded wrong, LMAO!!

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    LOL! Google it. Honestly there are a couple websites that give definitions for all the different postitions.

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    Really, no one wants to join the fun. Hot Carl, Filthy Sanchez, Cleveland Steamer, commmeeee onnnnnn.

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    The Rusty Trombone

    Feltching

    Blumpkin

    Soggy Biscuit

    Space Docking

    Cajun Hotstick

    yeah, those are weird names

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    LOL, there we go. Knew Id get a few i never heard of. Space Docking, thats a new one.

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    I dont know what they call I just like to do them. all....ummmm does this make sense???

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    Yup, I wanna know if anyone has actually done any of the more ridiculous ones......You might wanna look up the cajun hotstick cal, it might be right up your alley, lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    I dont know what they call I just like to do them. all....ummmm does this make sense???
    Look up all of mine before you say that....

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    LMAO! Exactly. Im hoping that no one actually space docks on a regular basis, nor takes place in any soggy biscuiting.

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    Holy shit...u were right...I only like Cajun stick

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    tony danza!!!!!

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    the down town brown frown!

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    Quote Originally Posted by gixxerboy1 View Post
    tony danza!!!!!
    HOLLLLYYYYY SH*T!!!!! You win, thats the best thing ive ever heard. I just looked it up, been laughin for 3 minutes straight.

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    You guys have gotta check out the website that gives definitions for all these. Its hilarious, uses it in a sentaance and everything, ex.- Natalie was wearing a brown frown when she discovered that Tony had entered her with extreme s t e a l t h from behind.
    LMAO!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by gixxerboy1 View Post
    tony danza!!!!!
    What is a tony danza, is it something to do with saying who's the boss?

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    The Tony Danza is the act of, while intercourse, asking your female partner "Who's the Boss?" and when she responds "You are!", you punch her in the face and say "Wrong bitch! Tony Danza is the boss!".

    LMAO!

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    cincinatti bowtie:

    Everything is backwards in Cincinatti... This sexual gesture involves the male subject to be "titty ****ing" the female subject backwards. The female's view now reveals the male's rear end and right below it, his scrotum in the shape of a bow-tie, right where a bow-tie would normally rest.

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    Im having an OCD moment, someone PLEASE fix the title so that "retarded" is spelled properly, it's driving me insane.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flagg View Post
    Im having an OCD moment, someone PLEASE fix the title so that "retarded" is spelled properly, it's driving me insane.
    LMAO! Yeah, did you see what i said in the first post. I thought since I started it I'd be able to fix it but i dont think i can......doesnt get much more retarded than misspelling retarded. lol.

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    The Houdini. Some have different ideas of what the Houdini is but it's really when you're doing a girl doggy and she's facing a window on the groundfloor of the building. THEN you have your predetermined friend sneek in and take your spot while you go outside to the window and wave to her. Abracadabra!

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    Ahhhh, that is a new adaptation of the Houdini, i like it. The one im use to is pullin out early and spitting on her back so she thinks your all done and then, when she turns around you "finish" right in her mug.

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    Quote Originally Posted by abbot138 View Post
    Ahhhh, that is a new adaptation of the Houdini, i like it. The one im use to is pullin out early and spitting on her back so she thinks your all done and then, when she turns around you "finish" right in her mug.
    That's what I've heard other people call that as well. I call that one the Copperfield.

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    Donkey punch - Its when you are doing a girl from behind and right before you are about to release your power puss you punch her in the back of the head. This makes her vagina tense up and squeezes your power puss from your flesh rocket.


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    LOL! nice.....I want to hear some honest feedback from someone who has actually tried any of these....like the strawberry shortcake, come onnnn, nobody's out there actually doin that.

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    I have a couple more...

    Mung
    You and a friend dig up a not-too-recently deceased woman, preferably over 60 years in age. You lay her face up on the ground and you put your mouth on her vagina. Your friend takes a running start and jumps onto her stomach. You eat whatever comes out into your mouth.
    Gorilla Mask
    Right before you have sex, you shave off your ass hair (preferably with some dingleberries attached) and put it somewere safe in a ziplock. You then start having intercourse with the woman, and you nut on her face. As soon as you nut on her face reach for the ziplock and throw the hair which sticks to her face, thus the name Gorilla Mask.

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    Wow, im speachless. I think im gonna vomit.

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    Captain Hook....

    When a chicks givin you a BJ while your sitting and shes kneeling in front of you..you reach down to her asshole and with the index finger you lift her up in the air.

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