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  1. 10-23-2002, 07:50 PM #1
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    Caught injecting in the locker room!

    Ladies and Gentlemen,

    The other day, at the gym, I was in the locker room with my chauffeur/training assistant/security advisor, Nobby, getting in some injections post-workout. Using 10cc, 23 gauge needles, Nobby gave me a 8cc shot of test in each buttock, then I injected 5cc of decca into my traps, and, running out of places to inject (the quads and shoulders had taken their share a couple of days previously) I decided to get a couple of cc's into my hand- in the muscle between the thumb and first finger. Just as I was drawing some tren , in walked another gym member. Used syringes, amps, vials, bloodied cotton swabs, an empty bottle of rubbing alcohol, syringe wrappers, etc., littered the changeroom floor as Nobby had done his round of injections before me, and the litter was considerable. This ignorant fellow comes in, a 40ish, pony-tailed, spandex wearing 'here-to-get-toned' wanker and, as he steps over the sea of amps, proceeds to look scornfully, and worriedly, at Nobby and I. "Tsk tsk tsk!" he hissed.

    "What, may I ask, are YOU looking at?" I inquired.
    "Fookin bahstahd!" Nobby snarled in his thick, working class London accent.
    "Perhaps you, sir, could use a a bit of testosterone yourself, you scrawny fucking wanker!" I cried. Nobby quickly drew 10cc from a bottle of test prop, and, taking his trusted motorbike chain out of our training dufflebag, crept up behind the man and in an instant had his bike chain around the man's throat. With his other hand, he rammed the syringe into the man's arse- right through his spandex- and in a second had injected the entire 10cc of test prop into the man's right buttock. Thankless for the help Nobby was simply trying to provide, he then ran screaming from the changeroom- the empty syringe still sticking out of his arse! He didn't even bother to thank Nobby for the free gear.

    We sat in the changeroom laughing heartily. Suddenly, in stormed the manager. "This is totally unacceptable! You are banned!" he screamed. Barely were the last syllables out of his mouth when Nobby seized him, held him upside down, carried him to the washroom, shoved his head in the toilet and flushed repeatedly. Then he carried him to the gym floor and flung him out the front door. Packing our things, we stormed out! As we left the gym, throwing open the front double glass doors with such force that they swung rignt into the wall and shattered, we stopped to flip over the manager's car! That bastard!

    What on earth ever happened to a man's privacy, brothers?


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  2. 10-23-2002, 07:56 PM #2
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    LMFAO

    That Nobby is a fucking madman...

    Now I'm gonna be scared of any bro carry a motorbike chain...

    Wait a minute... Maybe not if I'm getting 10cc's of free Test.... What you at bro?
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  3. 10-23-2002, 07:56 PM #3
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    LOL

    Mods should consider giving this man his own forum "victorians home" or "nobbys corner".
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  4. 10-23-2002, 08:02 PM #4
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    I tell you these little stories have been making me laugh hysterically the past few days! I love them!!! Keep them coming! The vision of Nobby and his trusty bikechain is hilarious!
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  5. 10-23-2002, 08:26 PM #5
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    another good one
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  6. 10-23-2002, 08:30 PM #6
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  7. 10-23-2002, 08:43 PM #7
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    Another great story VG! Keep em' comin'!
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  8. 10-23-2002, 09:04 PM #8
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    Haha......definitely good one. Where does this fella get this stuff from ? I hear they are posted at Elite, but is he the one writing them over there too ?
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  9. 10-23-2002, 09:09 PM #9
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    You hilarious fucker, That one was definately good I will be expecting one every day now but I too also believe you should have your own forum for these
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  10. 10-23-2002, 09:11 PM #10
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    yes, maybe he should create some sort of mass email system that way i can find one in my email box every morning ????
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  11. 10-23-2002, 09:12 PM #11
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    YEAH VG!!! you never fail to dissapoint me bro. that nobby and his bike chain....i need a chain like that
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  12. 10-23-2002, 09:20 PM #12
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    True. They are posted at elite

    Originally posted by KeyMastur
    Haha......definitely good one. Where does this fella get this stuff from ? I hear they are posted at Elite, but is he the one writing them over there too ?
    I have posted these on elite. I edited them in some cases, and added a few extra facts.
    The gymbag episode was written and posted here first, then on elite- where I added Nobby trashing the gym, beating down gym members, and the two of us loading a barbell with 5 45-pound plates on each side and, each taking one end, heaving it through the front window of the gym.
    The 'injecting' bit was posted first on elite, then posted here but extra facts of the case revealed, for instance, Nobby's use of the bikechain to restrain the ponytailed troublemaker so as to give him an injection.

    I think some people are getting tired of it all, so I will lay off posting for awhile and then tell everyone about my new gig as a personal trainer, with Nobby as my executive assistant, and how we really made a difference in the lives of one 135 pound 30 year old financial planner, who came to us wanting to 'get huge like you fellows', and a 75 year old lady looking to 'tone-up.'
    I am the same guy here as on elite, anabolex(banned there) ,gearfreakz(site down or something can't access it- banned?) and another couple sites I registered at but haven't posted anything yet.
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  13. 10-23-2002, 09:30 PM #13
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    im not tired of em...keep em commin damnt the consequences!! you could always come back as Victorian Guy 2 - or better yet- nobby!!
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  14. 10-23-2002, 09:33 PM #14
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    Re: True. They are posted at elite

    Originally posted by Victorian guy
    I think some people are getting tired of it all,
    some people doesn't include me.
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  15. 10-23-2002, 10:19 PM #15
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    that was f@cking great VG

    you're a genius my friend those stories are hilarious. i hope you don't go anytime soon, and everyday we get to read your words of wit. the nerve of that guy holy sh*t he get's 10cc's of test e free, and nobby to inject him what an ungreatful bastard.

    as hesteps over the sea of amps, proceeds to look scornfully, and worriedly, at Nobby and I. "Tsk tsk tsk!" he hissed."

    i think this line deserves an award VG ^
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  16. 10-23-2002, 10:35 PM #16
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    Why are you banned at those other sites?
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  17. 10-23-2002, 10:41 PM #17
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    these are the best!!!!! Keep it up. LMFAO!!!!
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  18. 10-23-2002, 10:47 PM #18
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    As soon as you stop posting these hilarious stories you will be banned from here as well, i dont know if i could take the fact that you are around but not makin me piss in my pants,please VG dont go,we need you
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  19. 10-23-2002, 11:21 PM #19
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    I love the bike chain.
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  20. 10-24-2002, 05:56 PM #20
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    "fuggin bahstad"...lol....your pretty funny bro...keep'em coming...I'm just curious Victorian guy, what does an average cycle for you lok like?
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    Sounds strait out of the old "flashy" books, good show!
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    I'm not tired of them, keep'em coming.
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    AWESOME!!!!! funny!!!!cant get enough!!
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    ROTFLMfu*kingAO

    10cc's of prop strate in the glute PMSL

    this is the funnest sh1t ive ever read
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    keep them coming lol

    hilarious im sure you wont be banned here,

    far to funny
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    keep em coming bro
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    VG been gone for years I dont think anymore are comming
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  28. 04-07-2005, 11:30 AM #28
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    Well did he at least grow off the 10ccs?
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  29. 04-07-2005, 11:43 AM #29
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    Keep bumping these stories. I love them.
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  30. 04-07-2005, 11:55 AM #30
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    Fookin bahstahd!

    Now that is creative!!! Its like I heard the dude saying it.

    Nobby Rocks!!!!!
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    chauffeur/training assistant/security advisor

    hahahaha
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