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    Wet Ones

    Aka A$$WIPES.

    I learned about these through a friend. I noticed he had a pack of them sitting on his toilet. I kind of laughed at him, 'are you a sissy or?'. But then when I was in the bathroom, sure enough I used them, man what a difference. Been addicted ever since. They are especially helpful when you're eating 6-8 times a day. So who uses them, and who has a chapped ass!

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    Ran out of T.P the other day and had to use my daughters baby wipes. It was nice!!!!!...LOL

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    shit i love em, dont know what a clean ass is until you try them out

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    I have them ready for back up when I have the rhea.

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    oh im all about them. i get the ones with aloe. leaves my arsehole nice and soft. my girl appreciates it when she tosses my salad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    oh im all about them. i get the ones with aloe. leaves my arsehole nice and soft. my girl appreciates it when she tosses my salad.
    lol hopefully you take a shower after u taken a shit if she gonna toss any salad!

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    ass wipes have changed my life. i dont know where i would be without them. i no longer need man-pons or anything im squeaky clean hahaha

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    Sick bastards...I just take a shower each time. No wiping and chaffing this ass.

    I'm so fresh and so clean!

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    Quote Originally Posted by StoneGRMI View Post
    I have them ready for back up when I have the rhea.
    LOL, never heard this reference before.

    i use the wipes - nothing like a really good clean-up to make you feel better the rest of the day. i don't know why bedes aren't more common in n. america - they're great.

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    YESSSS!!! The word is out there!!

    Ive been using them for over 10yrs now....i actually got alot of my friends on it and this is my arguement

    "if you got shyt on ur hand would u just wipe it off with paper? No. You would use soad and water, correct? So why not do the same with your ass?"

    before wet ones came out i was using baby wipes...oh and WARNING to you all.
    DO NOT FLUSH THEM DOWN THE TOILET!

    it will clog and its not something a plunger could fix. You will have to get the long wire looking crap and put it down the toilet pipes

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    yeah if you are really into it, get the warmer for them... OMG so nice... i stole one from my lil boy, and used it... wow.... very nice

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    Quote Originally Posted by zartan View Post
    lol hopefully you take a shower after u taken a shit if she gonna toss any salad!
    nah, thats what the wipes are for. to make it all fresh and so clean. lol.

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    ^^ my ass it too damn hairy to have my salad tossed, and i'm def not gonna shave it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lemonada8;4039***
    ^^ my ass it too damn hairy to have my salad tossed, and i'm def not gonna shave it
    here here!

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    mines hairy. but i dont shave it. i "trim" it. get the buzzers and just do a nice #2 trim all up and down it. my girl loves it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    mines hairy. but i dont shave it. i "trim" it. get the buzzers and just do a nice #2 trim all up and down it. my girl loves it.
    You realize that DSM will be here soon....right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    You realize that DSM will be here soon....right?
    Im hereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


    The correct way to use the wipe.

    1)use toilet paper till you feel your clean
    2)use one wipe to finish off

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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    Im hereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


    The correct way to use the wipe.

    1)use toilet paper till you feel your clean
    2)use one wipe to finish off
    No way! I use MOSTLY wet ones. Maybe yer pinching off well compacted turds, but if yer like me and its softserve machine at Mickie D's, all that paper is just smearing it in! No Bueno! Yer sposed to be a poop chute man, you should know better!
    Last edited by zartan; 06-19-2008 at 04:36 PM.

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    ^^^Wow...a little more detail than I care for, but an excellent analogy nonetheless.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zartan View Post
    No way! I use MOSTLY wet ones. Maybe yer pinching off well compacted turds, but if yer like me and its softserve machine at Mickie D's, all that paper is just smearing it in! No Bueno! Yer sposed to be a poop chute man, you should know better!
    You are wet wipe abusing !

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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    You are wet wipe abusing !
    it costs something like 4 cents a wipe, I must have a $15 a month habit

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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    Im hereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


    The correct way to use the wipe.

    1)use toilet paper till you feel your clean
    2)use one wipe to finish off
    ^^^^^^^agreed!

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    The wet ones worked for me whenever I get hemorrhoids. Aloe ones worked best for me as some posters above mentioned...maybe I'll pick up the big tub of it. The one wipe after cleanup like DSM mentioned sounds like a good idea to keep my backside cleaner than a whistle

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    i use them all the time. love em.

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    Don't take a dump without them.
    ***No source checks!!!***

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    Quote Originally Posted by muriloninja View Post
    Don't take a dump without them.
    Get the small travel pack if you travel anywhere

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    I'ma give them a try.

    Oh & the dude who said "i just have a shower each time i take a dump"

    That wouldn't work for me bro, i take like 4-6 craps a day. You wanna pay for my waterbill if i'm showering 6 times a day?

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    It is all I use.

    If I travel, I bring with.

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    Quote Originally Posted by B4ckfire479 View Post
    Get the small travel pack if you travel anywhere
    Or pay a smuggler to injest them lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lemonada8;4039***
    ^^ my ass it too damn hairy to have my salad tossed, and i'm def not gonna shave it
    do the bend and spread in front of the mirror and clean that shiat up

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    Quote Originally Posted by Amorphic View Post
    do the bend and spread in front of the mirror and clean that shiat up
    thanks for putting this image in my head first thing in th ****ing morning.

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    haha

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    Quote Originally Posted by Johnny_Rotten View Post
    I'ma give them a try.

    Oh & the dude who said "i just have a shower each time i take a dump"

    That wouldn't work for me bro, i take like 4-6 craps a day. You wanna pay for my waterbill if i'm showering 6 times a day?
    I guess my body is just highly affection…morning, maybe noon, and night…HA!

    I roll commando…so I have to stay fresh.

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    Sphincterine!

    http://www.mintyass.com/

    Just talking about it got Howard Stern a big FCC fine a while ago . . .

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    Some middle eastern countries' citizens have a small watering can in their bathrooms to wash their ass after they've wiped it with toilet paper.

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    Zartan..NICE!!!

    I started using wipes when I started raising kids.... now I use wet ones, the adult babywipes....lol.

    oh yea, diddo what emilio said on flushing babywipes down toilet...eventually it gets backed up....

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    I guess I might have to give them a try.

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    man this thread reminds me of boot lol we never had Toilet paper we were always stealing it from other platoons eventually my drill instructors said screw it and made us by 5 packs each >_< and yeah there were 90 of us.. lol my a** never felt so clean

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    I bet God uses Wet Ones...

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    thanks for putting this image in my head first thing in th ****ing morning.
    lol i figured you'd like that.

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