What we really mean when we break up with you...

**primodonna** · 11-08-2001, 04:42 PM

10. I think of you as a brother.
(You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in "Deliverance")

9. There's a slight difference in our ages.
(I don't want to do my dad)

8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way.
(You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes upon)

7. My life is too complicated right now.
(I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing)

6. I've got a boyfriend.
(I prefer my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry's)

5. I don't date men where I work.
(I wouldn't date you if you were in the same 'solar system', much less the same building)

4. It's not you, it's me.
(It's you)

3. I'm concentrating on my career.
(Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you)

2. I'm celibate.
(I've sworn off only the men like you)

1. Let's be friends.
(I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have sex with. It's that male perspective
thing)

**bigtraps** · 11-08-2001, 04:49 PM

speechless

**PaPaPumP** · 11-08-2001, 05:04 PM

Don't forget those work both ways.

**primodonna** · 11-08-2001, 05:08 PM

actually this is more like it

Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Guys

10. I think of you as a sister. (You're ugly)
9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (You're ugly)
8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You're ugly)
7. My life is too complicated right now. (You're ugly)
6. I've got a girlfriend. (You're ugly)
5. I don't date women where I work. (You're ugly)
4. It's not you, it's me. (You're ugly)
3.I'm concentrating on my career. (You're ugly)
2. I'm celibate. (You're ugly)
1. Let's be friends. (You're sinfully ugly)

**dane26** · 11-08-2001, 05:08 PM

you keep that list in your pocket or you got it memorized, primo?

**PaPaPumP** · 11-08-2001, 05:16 PM

Let's just say it's pasted on her pocket rocket, so she doens't feel guilty using it 12 times a day.

**primodonna** · 11-08-2001, 05:22 PM

i've used the list so many times i just go in numerical order now....i believe i am back to #7...again

Mike · 11-08-2001, 06:17 PM

oh fuck off......this is NOT the post I wanna see right now! LOL

**primodonna** · 11-08-2001, 06:23 PM

**PaPaPumP** · 11-08-2001, 06:28 PM

Ouch P, you ok???

**primodonna** · 11-08-2001, 06:32 PM

what do you think

**PaPaPumP** · 11-08-2001, 06:42 PM

OMG!!! AHAHAHAHA

that shit is great, where the hell do you find all those great smilies, and dont give me any of this " i aint telling you BS", if you dont want EVERYONE to know, answer that damn PM i sent you and write in there....perty please...

**MarkyMark** · 11-08-2001, 06:44 PM

I feel .... I'm married works well ...

but your list was amusing ....

**primodonna** · 11-08-2001, 06:53 PM

PPPP- what smileys?

MM- sometimes that makes it worse...you become more of a challenge which some people like

**Mighty Joe** · 11-08-2001, 07:00 PM

I like it when my wife says...."He's Married" Ouch!!

**Billy Boy** · 11-09-2001, 03:06 AM

Us guys do have feelings - I,ve heard them all and now I know what they mean

**dane26** · 11-09-2001, 01:16 PM

mighty joe- that's a tough one.

**Mighty Joe** · 11-09-2001, 01:21 PM

Dane,

You're a single guy! You ain't got that problem....well 'till ya marry anyway...lol

MJ

**partyboynyc** · 11-12-2001, 12:11 AM

i use #3 like you have no idea.that is my signature line!!!i swear to god!! and no john, the brother thing is cool if you live south of new jersey.many a shotgun wedding has been had by the most loving of brothers and sisters.w/ out #10 COPS would be off the air!!!