Random dream thread...

[FallenWyvern]

In real life I get real fvcking bored when someone tells me about a dream they had last night. I don't give a shit. So I never tell any one my dreams. Post yours here, I don't care, cause I won't read it.

Lucky for you guys you get to hear about the one I had last night.

In my dream I was eating a croissant, the butter kind you can get a starbucks. What the fvck, I am dreaming about food. I eat that, then I get another, this one is fill with chocolate and I start dipping it in whip cream. Then I start eating a third one. I then in my dream start calculating the calories of them, they are 440 cals each + whip cream and chocolate etc. I am think about how much cardio I will have to do to offset.

I grab the third croissant and start squeezing it. As I squeeze it dark black grease starts to drip out.



I wake up and I have a death grip on my cock. I even left finger marks on it.

[DSM4Life]

umm that wasn't your cock you were holding !

BTW you have a tight grip

[joeb23]

lmao!! I cant say Ive ever had a dream like that...soo you were eating your cock???