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    Idea for hosting a Party of the Year one they will talk about all summer

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    On craigslist they have all these $50 whores and I know i can rent midgets that will come and entertain (it's like $100 each and they get to drink too)

    And invite friends and family if you like or you can invite business associates and clients..

    The midgets can come with a theme, and they generally just convo and try to score with the woman there..

    What other ideas do ya'll have..

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    Another idea... a beauty contest, but for feet...

    there are several colleges here, and i could offer a $500 reward.. good times..
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    Why does a midget cost twice as much as a full size whore?

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    If you have midget whores I will come to your party

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big View Post
    Why does a midget cost twice as much as a full size whore?
    well thats not right

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    lol @ renting midgets...

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    ill be there...midgets, whores, what ever i am there....

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    I had a end of the world party on 666 and i was fvckn tight. My place was packed to the fvckn brim n anything u wanted it was there. But our AC broke at around 1130-1200 at night n missouri it gets hot and fvckn humid as hell... And i got my 800cd book stolen from me"the bible" is what we called it. So for me it was 50/50 because i had a trilion dollars worth the CDs stolen but the party was fat...

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    NO, no fat chicks, and i have all the music on mp3.. so it's backed up..

    but that's an idea about the midget prostitutes.. but i can't find any here local..

    I can get midget bowling, or midget toss, but it's an up charge..

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    An adult slip-n-slide...

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    Ironicly, the bitches in the picture have nasty flawed feet for a beauty contest

    1. chipped polish
    2. dirt under nails
    3. the one with the dark polish has "fat girl feet", she was born with feet that were meant to support large weight, which she will one day fill out to. Ive seen it a million times.
    4. lacerations from shoes.

    Just thought id point all that out (yes, im a weird loser)

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    Quote Originally Posted by thegodfather View Post
    An adult slip-n-slide...
    +1

    my old roomates and i would go to our highschool in the summer and we would bring a boat load of black garbage bags. packing tape and dawn dish detergent. my highschool was on a huge hill so we would tape all the trash bags together. hook up a hose from the side of the school. squirt the slide down with the soap... and just slip and slide all day!!!!
    ahhh the good ole days. i miss them.
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    Wow, slip and slide?? why not twister..

    come on now, there have to be better ideas from a bunch of party animals than what you have given me so far..

    I mean.. there will be midgets..
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    this chick says she's coming, so it should be hilarious..

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    always has to be midgets!! dude this bar down the street from me is having midget wrestling tomorrow night!! my ex invited me. i want to go but i have plans!! hahaah

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    We could try this..

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    HOLY SHIT!!!!! i better see something like tomorrow if i go!! Thats awesome

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    so, the party is on for Saturday after July 4th.. i'll have video for ya..
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    ^^^oh shit, I thought you were joking. That'll be a hell of a party.

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