The Late Mr. Common Sense....

[jsinur7]

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: ...

Knowing when to come in out of the rain; Why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.


Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).


His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 -year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.


Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Tylenol, sun lotion or a Band-Aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.


Common Sense lost the will to live as churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.


Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.


Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement. Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.


He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim.


Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

[Dukkit]

sniff, sniff. he shall be remembered. he helped me get through some tough times. for a short while i lost touch with him. but i found him again. i will always respect him.

[TJM7275]

Welcome to the real world bro

[calgarian]

I am a big fond of his cousin Logic. I love him.

[calgarian]

Welcome to the real world bro

What r u talking about ur world revolves around humping the chicks and juice ...sorry natural substances...lol

[SMCengineer]

Oh shit, Common died? He was my favorite rapper.

[Dukkit]

Oh shit, Common died? He was my favorite rapper.

oh man. thats funny

[jsinur7]

I am a big fond of his cousin Logic. I love him.

yeah, i think Logic is in the witness relocation program since he witnessed vanity raping our youth...

[TJM7275]

To serious for me bro....
Blome, you coming down to Jersey

[SMCengineer]

To serious for me bro....
Blome, you coming down to Jersey

Possibly...what's going on in Jersey?

[Dukkit]

Possibly...what's going on in Jersey?

oh man.... check out TJM's "bachelor party thread" you will find out all about it. you gotta come.

http://forums.steroid.com/showthread.php?t=351314

[TJM7275]

Jesus H Christ Blome, are you kidding me???? Read the thread and get their..

[SMCengineer]

^^Damn, I missed that thread entirely. Im gonna go check it out.

[Dukkit]

^^Damn, I missed that thread entirely. Im gonna go check it out.

psh!! and you call yourself a post whore!

[jsinur7]

lol...

[Dukkit]

lol...

haha. our bad. but really. we will miss mr. common sense

[jsinur7]

hey, as long as it's hijacked for the reason of womanizing, its all good in my book... lol

[Dukkit]

hey, as long as it's hijacked for the reason of womanizing, its all good in my book... lol

atta boy!!!

[Panzerfaust]

****in beautiful!