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  1. 10-27-2002, 08:23 PM #1
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    Very Odd Question...

    This is a pretty odd question, but i'm actually seriously curious...this question was brought forward by a comedian I saw on tv, and I really started thinking.

    For big body builders, like Ronnie, Cutler, etc... how do they wipe their ass? I'm dead serious? Their arms are SO huge and their lats are so huge, how do they properly wipe their ass without ... getting all shitty???

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  2. 10-27-2002, 08:27 PM #2
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    easy......the 3 sea shells......
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    wipe?
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  4. 10-27-2002, 08:41 PM #4
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    Originally posted by KeyMastur
    easy......the 3 sea shells......
    I don't get it...sorry, seriously I don't know what that means
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  5. 10-27-2002, 08:42 PM #5
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    c'mon......they don't have Crocodile Dundee up in Canada, eh ?

    one sprays your ass with a water squirt, to get that fresh feeling.....
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    Originally posted by KeyMastur
    c'mon......they don't have Crocodile Dundee up in Canada, eh ?

    one sprays your ass with a water squirt, to get that fresh feeling.....
    oh okay
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    easy......the 3 sea shells......
    LMFAO! Terinox, this is from the movie Demolition Man. I never could figure out the 3 sea shells method.
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  8. 10-27-2002, 10:32 PM #8
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    Originally posted by King Samson
    LMFAO! Terinox, this is from the movie Demolition Man. I never could figure out the 3 sea shells method.
    why was i thinking crocodile dundee ???? remember # 2 when he visits NY and is in the hotel for the first time ?? same thing or was there something else besides sea shells ?
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    Originally posted by King Samson


    LMFAO! Terinox, this is from the movie Demolition Man. I never could figure out the 3 sea shells method.
    Lol, to this day I still can't figure that out.
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    Originally posted by KeyMastur
    easy......the 3 sea shells......
    Listen to him, it´s way easier then using paper.
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    I was thinking more of the lines like doing it like cats...they drag their ass on the carpet or grass, leaving a trail of yesterdays corn........
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  12. 10-28-2002, 04:36 PM #12
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    if they can do a side tricep i would imagine they can wipe thier own ass, or maybe they just have one of the fitness chicks do it for them......just kidding ladies
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  13. 10-28-2002, 09:46 PM #13
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    I think most have a boudea (spelling is f(cked up), ya know those toilets they have in France, that spray your azz. People in france don't use toilet paper, well most don't. They all have those toilets that spray your azz.. LOL> If I were that big, I would have one..
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    Originally posted by Sicilian30
    I think most have a boudea (spelling is f(cked up), ya know those toilets they have in France, that spray your azz. People in france don't use toilet paper, well most don't. They all have those toilets that spray your azz.. LOL> If I were that big, I would have one..
    I believe BIDAY (sp) is the proper name for those spray toilets
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    Originally posted by Sicilian30
    I think most have a boudea (spelling is f(cked up), ya know those toilets they have in France, that spray your azz. People in france don't use toilet paper, well most don't. They all have those toilets that spray your azz.. LOL> If I were that big, I would have one..

    Well...can't that get dirty??? I mean, it sprays your ass, but u gotta use your hand don't you? And it can't spray too hard, or else u'll get mad shrapnaul (sp?) of shit all over the place! It's too risky, u might just end up making your WHOLE ass shitty, hahahahaah!!!

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  16. 10-28-2002, 11:07 PM #16
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    I know a certain pro's (who got 2nd at last year's O) wife does it for him...without naming names, of course

    Must be true love
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    Originally posted by primodonna
    I know a certain pro's (who got 2nd at last year's O) wife does it for him...without naming names, of course

    Must be true love


    Are you serious?!?! Dat is naaasty!
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    Originally posted by primodonna
    I know a certain pro's (who got 2nd at last year's O) wife does it for him...without naming names, of course

    Must be true love
    I love body building....but that is absolutely ridiculous... What the hell does the guy do when he's not at home and wifey isn't around????
    (Guess he'll be ground hoggin all day til he gets home)uuggggh what a feeling!!!!!!!
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    SHe must be quite a wife... nasty nasty nasty.....
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    Originally posted by primodonna
    I know a certain pro's (who got 2nd at last year's O) wife does it for him...without naming names, of course

    Must be true love
    now that is love ! one time awhile back when i hurt my back my old lady had to do the same, it aint nasty but it was only for a short period of time and i was injured, but i always thought they just showered afterwards
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    Well If they can even fit in the damn toilet stalls then im pretty impressed,i have a hard time fitting in the stalls even the bathroom at my house and im 6'2 273. but not nearly as wide or as muscular say as ronnie in the offseason
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    Haha...that's something I've always kind of wondered about...when I'm showering with the gf or ex or whoever...you know when you're showering her down, do you guys help her soap up the crack area? Sometimes people like to do that themselves...things that make you go hmmmmmmmmmm
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    I can't believe this thread as lasted this long.
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