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    Stallion's Good Quotes Thread !!!!!

    let us start a thread about good quotes, so if you hear one or read one, be sure to post it here !!!!!!!!!!! let me star off :



    "Amatuers practice till they get it right, Professionals practice till they cant get it wrong. "


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    I'm not a Jesse Jackson fan at all...but even I am amused at some of his comments:

    - I cast my bread on the waters long ago. Now it's time for you to send it back to me - toasted and buttered on both sides.

    - If there are occasions when my grape turned into a raisin and my joy bell lost its resonance, please forgive me. Charge it to my head and not to my heart.

    - When I'm all wiped out on smack, which is acually pretty frequent, I have vivid visions of small girls having a pillowfight with pillows made out of fish scales. Then I get such a mad rush of euphoria that I cannot help but scream my father's name over and over and over...Man, I think I need to go lie down.

    - It is time for us to turn to each other, not on each other. (whoops, guess he forgot this one)

    - When we're unemployed, we're called lazy; when the whites are unemployed it's called a depression.

    - Capital punishment turns the state into a murderer. But imprisonment turns the state into a gay dungeon-master.

    - I like to take a plane to Viet-nam on occasion, because the girls are young and the cocaine is fresh.

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    Didn't we do this not to long ago????

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    Indeed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stallion_1 View Post
    let us start a thread about good quotes, so if you hear one or read one, be sure to post it here !!!!!!!!!!! let me star off :



    "Amatuers practice till they get it right, Professionals practice till they cant get it wrong. "

    thats freaken aweseme actually

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    everything i do is awesome, so my gf says. in fact, since this is a quote thread, let me quote her:

    "Stallion, i'm kinda lonely over here, come and get me."

    Damn, now i got horny.


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    "if it bleeds, we can kill it"

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    "get to tha choppa"

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    Quote Originally Posted by TJM7275 View Post
    Didn't we do this not to long ago????
    Hahaha my thoughts exactly

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    Quotes threads never get old though...just a little something to motivate some people. At least it isn't another "Haircut" video or a fat people thread....isn't that right Hamish?

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    "Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. and when you look long into the abyss, the abyss also looks into you."

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    Quote Originally Posted by southmadejd View Post
    Quotes threads never get old though...just a little something to motivate some people. At least it isn't another "Haircut" video or a fat people thread....isn't that right Hamish?
    I know what you're eluding to, but I never started a "haircut" video thread

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    "Who the hell is Stallion?"


    -Emilio Rebenga
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    Last edited by Emilio_Rebenga; 07-25-2008 at 03:29 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Emilio_Rebenga View Post
    "Who the hell is Stallion?"


    -Emilio Rebena
    (steroid forum)

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    I'm ur daddy punk.
    i've been in this game for years.
    i hope to compete in the arnold classics next year.

    u got questions?

    i got answers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stallion_1 View Post
    I'm ur daddy punk.
    i've been in this game for years.
    i hope to compete in the arnold classics next year.

    u got questions?

    i got answers.

    lol...cant help but laugh




    lay off the juice

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    Quote Originally Posted by stallion_1 View Post
    I'm ur daddy punk.
    i've been in this game for years.
    i hope to compete in the arnold classics next year.

    u got questions?

    i got answers.


    isnt that the slogan to Auto Zone?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Emilio_Rebenga View Post
    isnt that the slogan to Auto Zone?
    maybe he works at auto zone when he is not preparing for the arnold classic.

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    lets kick it
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    the feet u step on today,could be the ones that kick your ass tommorrow

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    Quote Originally Posted by FREAK View Post
    the feet u step on today,could be the ones that kick your ass tommorrow
    sweet, good one.

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    Believe half of what you see and none of what you hear.

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