let us start a thread about good quotes, so if you hear one or read one, be sure to post it here !!!!!!!!!!! let me star off :
"Amatuers practice till they get it right, Professionals practice till they cant get it wrong. "
let us start a thread about good quotes, so if you hear one or read one, be sure to post it here !!!!!!!!!!! let me star off :
"Amatuers practice till they get it right, Professionals practice till they cant get it wrong. "
I'm not a Jesse Jackson fan at all...but even I am amused at some of his comments:
- I cast my bread on the waters long ago. Now it's time for you to send it back to me - toasted and buttered on both sides.
- If there are occasions when my grape turned into a raisin and my joy bell lost its resonance, please forgive me. Charge it to my head and not to my heart.
- When I'm all wiped out on smack, which is acually pretty frequent, I have vivid visions of small girls having a pillowfight with pillows made out of fish scales. Then I get such a mad rush of euphoria that I cannot help but scream my father's name over and over and over...Man, I think I need to go lie down.
- It is time for us to turn to each other, not on each other. (whoops, guess he forgot this one)
- When we're unemployed, we're called lazy; when the whites are unemployed it's called a depression.
- Capital punishment turns the state into a murderer. But imprisonment turns the state into a gay dungeon-master.
- I like to take a plane to Viet-nam on occasion, because the girls are young and the cocaine is fresh.
There's never time to do something right but there's always time to do it over.
Didn't we do this not to long ago????
Indeed.
"yo adrian.....I DID IT"
"you wanna break me down, you wanna hear me say it, I'm afraid......for the first time in my life, I'm afraid......I dont wanna lose what I got"
everything i do is awesome, so my gf says. in fact, since this is a quote thread, let me quote her:
"Stallion, i'm kinda lonely over here, come and get me."
Damn, now i got horny.
"The family that I live for, only breathes the air of combat, with or without the face paint, I am the ultimate warrior"
"Lord grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change; the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know where to hide the bodies that they may never be found."
"if it bleeds, we can kill it"
"I aint got time to bleed"
"get to tha choppa"
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
--Albert Einstein
Quotes threads never get old though...just a little something to motivate some people. At least it isn't another "Haircut" video or a fat people thread....isn't that right Hamish?
"If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments."
-- Flip Wilson
"The difference between a successful person and others is not a lack of strength, not a lack of knowledge, but rather in a lack of will."
-Vince Lombardi
"Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life."
-Confucius
"Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. and when you look long into the abyss, the abyss also looks into you."
- Frederick Wilhelm Nietzche -
IF YOU GIVE A MAN A FISH, YOU FEED HIM FOR ONE DAY;
IF YOU TEACH HIM TO FISH, YOU FEED HIM FOR LIFE.
Momma always said life is like a box of chocolates you never know what your gonna get.
Forrest Gump
"whoa whoa whoa! thats my asshole sweetheart"
- girl i banged last night -
"Who the hell is Stallion?"
-Emilio Rebenga
(steroid forum)
Last edited by Emilio_Rebenga; 07-25-2008 at 03:29 PM.
I'm ur daddy punk.
i've been in this game for years.
i hope to compete in the arnold classics next year.
u got questions?
i got answers.
"Hey dirtbag, you're a lousy shot. I don't like lousy shots"
lets kick it
CRAIG TITUS (INMATE 4 LIFE)
"are you sure the baby you're expecting is mine?"
the feet u step on today,could be the ones that kick your ass tommorrow
Believe half of what you see and none of what you hear.
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