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    4 cows in a field

    4 cows, 1 mommy 3 babies-

    baby cow 1: momma why am i named rose
    momma cow:when you were born a rose pedal fell on your head
    baby cow 2: momma why am i named daisy
    momma cow:when you were born a daisy pedal fell on your head
    baby cow 3: nuurrdurkadurkablahduh
    mommacow:shut up cinder block

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    it's situations like this that i have to say lay off the drugs dude.
    i just wasted 3 minutes of life reading that shit.

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    hahaha cant help but laugh and wonder whats going on in your head bro lol

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    haha i thought it was funny

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    Duuuuuude. WHHAT. THE. FVCK?!?! Seriously, comeon.

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    I think you need to spend more time with BadBArbie dude.....jkjkjkjkjkjk

    Thats a great joke for a kid. I think a kid would really laugh at that, so kudos

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    Quote Originally Posted by stallion_1 View Post
    it's situations like this that i have to say lay off the drugs dude.
    i just wasted 3 minutes of life reading that shit.
    i laughed out loud, heard it before but wasnt expecting the outcome as id forgotten it.

    You are the one with problems if that took you 3 minutes to read lol!

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    Quote Originally Posted by TJM7275 View Post
    I think you need to spend more time with BadBArbie dude.....jkjkjkjkjkjk

    Thats a great joke for a kid. I think a kid would really laugh at that, so kudos
    heeeyyyyyy he stole this joke from mee!!!!


    you can tell because this is definitely a chick joke.... okay okay a kid joke. But all girls love it.

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    I thought it was funny. And it only took me like 3 seconds to read..

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    Quote Originally Posted by stallion_1 View Post
    it's situations like this that i have to say lay off the drugs dude.
    i just wasted 3 minutes of life reading that shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stallion_1 View Post
    it's situations like this that i have to say lay off the drugs dude.
    i just wasted 3 minutes of life reading that shit.
    shut up cinderblock

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    I still don't get it. Is it NOT suppose to make even a little bit of sense?

    I'm trying to sound out nuurrdurkadurkablahduh but it sounds nothing like a cinderblock.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stallion_1 View Post
    it's situations like this that i have to say lay off the drugs dude.
    i just wasted 3 minutes of life reading that shit.
    3 minutes? you can do better than that cinderblock.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bojangles69 View Post
    I still don't get it. Is it NOT suppose to make even a little bit of sense?

    I'm trying to sound out nuurrdurkadurkablahduh but it sounds nothing like a cinderblock.
    OMG

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    A cinder block fell on his head, now he's retarded.

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    ohh!!! aaahaaaaaa. I love ths joke now!

    Thats great, nice job. =]

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    HAHA, I thought it was funny...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bojangles69 View Post
    I still don't get it. Is it NOT suppose to make even a little bit of sense?

    I'm trying to sound out nuurrdurkadurkablahduh but it sounds nothing like a cinderblock.
    Bo, i hate to do it man, but this needs to go in the Hall of Shame quotes bro...thats just sooo funny dude...

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    Comeon!

    Its totally misleading, retards don't sound like that. =[

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    i thought it was funny

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    oh god

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bojangles69 View Post
    Comeon!

    Its totally misleading, retards don't sound like that. =[
    LOL neither do Cinder Blocks

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rugger02 View Post
    LOL neither do Cinder Blocks
    haha this is a great thread

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    bump =)

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    Good Bump BadBarbie...lerts keep this at the top, for Bo's sake...hahahah

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    Quote Originally Posted by WEBB View Post
    Good Bump BadBarbie...lerts keep this at the top, for Bo's sake...hahahah
    haha deal

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    bumpity bump

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    mooo bump

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    lmao...first time reading it! I was not only entertained by the initial post, but the ENTIRE thread! Badbarbie and one8nine are now fighting over whose joke it is

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flex-Appeal View Post
    lmao...first time reading it! I was not only entertained by the initial post, but the ENTIRE thread! Badbarbie and one8nine are now fighting over whose joke it is
    i own her
    so either way its mine

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    Quote Originally Posted by one8nine View Post
    i own her
    so either way its mine
    Funny.
    I can think of many embarrassing situations that I can tell right now to prove that the opposite is true, but I'll be nice.

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