The "I just got laid" thread

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[Dukkit]

well, hmm, i would be writing in this thread everyday. but i usually just post up my conquests in the post whore thread.

[gixxerboy1]

I was just going to start a thread like this. funny thing is i just got home from your Gf's house too.

[Dukkit]

I was just going to start a thread like this. funny thing is i just got home from your Gf's house too.

hahah atta boy gixxer!!!!!

[l2elapse]

I was just going to start a thread like this. funny thing is i just got home from your Gf's house too.

pwned

[gixxerboy1]

hahah atta boy gixxer!!!!!

what? i passed you on my way out

Sorry i didnt get back to you the other day. I was in the middle of moving into my new place

[daem]

Went out really late last night and tapped a tight bodied asian chick at her place, then left

I'd only been with latina/caucasian women before that so I felt like columbus making a new, important discovery.

[DSM4Life]

I was just going to start a thread like this. funny thing is i just got home from your Gf's house too.

[BlInDsIdE]

haha

[Skully44420]

LOL this should be a good thread

[RangersLTW]

What happened to everyone? Did they go to that guys gf's house?

[thetank]

im still at my girlfriends house. we banged last night. i feel so accomplished.

[gixxerboy1]

What happened to everyone? Did they go to that guys gf's house?

Yea. We all go. PM me ill give you her address and the secret knock.

[Skully44420]

Yea. We all go. PM me ill give you her address and the secret knock.

[RangersLTW]

LMAO I'm there man, nothing like a gag and bag party

[nirish_mark20]

i banged my gf last night, blew load in her mouth, although i got a telling off for thumbing her butt haha. banged gf this afternoon, gave her a facial, she loved it, even said we should record it next time, woohoo!

[Skully44420]

i banged my gf last night, blew load in her mouth, although i got a telling off for thumbing her butt haha. banged gf this afternoon, gave her a facial, she loved it, even said we should record it next time, woohoo!

upload to rapidshare?? j/k man

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[RangersLTW]

Lol You were not even here to take up for yourself

[Nitro29]

I played rump rodeo with my (now) ex-gf the other night. She was not amused, kind of wished I had not done it now. Ah well fugger if she can't take a joke! She'll be back.

[Panzerfaust]

I got a new girl too...had a good night last night.

[Skully44420]

i saw 3 of my ex's at my lil' sisters baby shower today LOL...i was looking around and i was like hey i've fvcked 3 chicks that are here right now

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[Dukkit]

well i got laid everyday of this week, and weekend, and only 3 times with the same girl. sooo, let me get back to ya and fill ya in on the details. lol

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[Dukkit]

well im just going to go over this weekends events. to much to tell if i go bac before that.

Fri. 5pm - Met up with this milf that is friends with one my other girls. She has always bugged me to hang out, but she works nights and i like to sleep at night. lol. But fri she had off, so i went over. Shes 5'8, blonde, DD's and a great body for a being a mom. We got it on. I made her orgasm 2 times from oral and rubbing her g-spot. Then she got off another time during sex. Did her doggie and her ass was so round and perfect, i took a mental picture and am thinking of it right now. haha

Fri. 8pm Went over to this teachers house that ive been seeing the last few weeks. She cooked me dinner and we had hot passionate intercourse. Her bed is on wheels and on a hardwood floor. so i like to see how far i can make it roll away from its original postion. which is with the head of the bed up against the wall in the middle of the room. i ended up with it rolling about 5 feet away from the wall and 3 feet over. new record!!

Sat. 1pm. Drove an hour and half to see some old friends/roomates. While i was there i met up with an ex. We got it on. She was all like... oh my god i missed our sex!! She loves anal and can orgasm like 5 times from just anal so i spread those cheeks.

Sat. 10pm. Went out with my old roomates and played some pool. There was this chick there that was eye fckin me. So i went over and asked if she and her friends would like to join my friends and i. They did. We talked. She said her friends drove her so i said i would give her a ride home. Shes 20 and is a nurse. went back to her house and lets say she that she didnt want me to leave that night.

Sun. 7pm from where i was, i drove another hour away to visit my brother. while i was there i met up with this chick that i was best friends with in high school. shes like 5 foot. 100 pounds. c cups, so freaking hot. i always had a crush on her but i was really skinny and goofy looking. LOL. but im not now. so she was all like oh my god you look so good. you got so big, and yadda yadda. so we were talking and i was like i have to tell you that i had a huge crush on you in school. so she was like awww, we went back to her place and i made her have a crush on me. heheh

there... ya happy now. geez. i gotta get some work done, enjoy.

[punkin33]

well im just going to go over this weekends events. to much to tell if i go bac before that.

Fri. 5pm - Met up with this milf that is friends with one my other girls. She has always bugged me to hang out, but she works nights and i like to sleep at night. lol. But fri she had off, so i went over. Shes 5'8, blonde, DD's and a great body for a being a mom. We got it on. I made her orgasm 2 times from oral and rubbing her g-spot. Then she got off another time during sex. Did her doggie and her ass was so round and perfect, i took a mental picture and am thinking of it right now. haha

Fri. 8pm Went over to this teachers house that ive been seeing the last few weeks. She cooked me dinner and we had hot passionate intercourse. Her bed is on wheels and on a hardwood floor. so i like to see how far i can make it roll away from its original postion. which is with the head of the bed up against the wall in the middle of the room. i ended up with it rolling about 5 feet away from the wall and 3 feet over. new record!!

Sat. 1pm. Drove an hour and half to see some old friends/roomates. While i was there i met up with an ex. We got it on. She was all like... oh my god i missed our sex!! She loves anal and can orgasm like 5 times from just anal so i spread those cheeks.

Sat. 10pm. Went out with my old roomates and played some pool. There was this chick there that was eye fckin me. So i went over and asked if she and her friends would like to join my friends and i. They did. We talked. She said her friends drove her so i said i would give her a ride home. Shes 20 and is a nurse. went back to her house and lets say she that she didnt want me to leave that night.

Sun. 7pm from where i was, i drove another hour away to visit my brother. while i was there i met up with this chick that i was best friends with in high school. shes like 5 foot. 100 pounds. c cups, so freaking hot. i always had a crush on her but i was really skinny and goofy looking. LOL. but im not now. so she was all like oh my god you look so good. you got so big, and yadda yadda. so we were talking and i was like i have to tell you that i had a huge crush on you in school. so she was like awww, we went back to her place and i made her have a crush on me. heheh

there... ya happy now. geez. i gotta get some work done, enjoy.

Sure am glad I did not have the time to get ahold of U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Dukkit]

Sure am glad I did not have the time to get ahold of U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

haha. what? im a nice guy though? i just wanted to get a bite to eat with ya. geez. can we still be friends?

and i always use protection.

[punkin33]

Yes we can be friends.

[Dukkit]

Yes we can be friends.

good. me so happy.

[abbot138]

LMAO!!! Your a trip bro. Glad to see your wrappin it up. No wonder your having a hard time bulking, thats a lot of cardio. LMAO! Nice work Get your background story straight for Saturday.

[Dukkit]

LMAO!!! Your a trip bro. Glad to see your wrappin it up. No wonder your having a hard time bulking, thats a lot of cardio. LMAO! Nice work Get your background story straight for Saturday.

ohh yea. i gotta make some shit up. i think it just popped in my head! im golden. haha. you gotta shoot me a pm with your addy i guess, so i get some directions and figure out where the hell im going bro.

[abbot138]

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ohh yea. i gotta make some shit up. i think it just popped in my head! im golden. haha. you gotta shoot me a pm with your addy i guess, so i get some directions and figure out where the hell im going bro.

Nah its cool, I'll call ya between now and then bro, its easy, walt whitman, ac expressway, parkway, exit 36

[Dukkit]

Nah its cool, I'll call ya between now and then bro, its easy, walt whitman, ac expressway, parkway, exit 36

uh oh. your going to have a bunch of ppl knockin on your door now. haha

[abbot138]

lol, as long as its chicks its alllll good.

[Dukkit]

lol, as long as its chicks its alllll good.

you know DSM lives where i live right? so hes not far from you at all.

uh oh

[abbot138]

LMAO, its cool, lots of homes off exit 36.

[BadBarbie]

does it count as "i just got laid" if it was 4 hours ago?

[Dukkit]

does it count as "i just got laid" if it was 4 hours ago?

hell yea.

i posted up from the weekend. it counts. haha.

[BadBarbie]

hell yea.

i posted up from the weekend. it counts. haha.

hahaha okay.

well then..

We just got laid.