Here's a good one for you guys

**Rugger02** · 08-05-2008, 04:42 PM

What is the difference between ballsy and suicidal:

Ballsy = You're out late, later than normal drinking with the guys, you come home drunk and see your wife in the kitchen holding a broom; You ask her, "So are you still cleaning or are you just plannin on takin that thing for a ride?"

Suicidal = You're out late drinking with the guys again. You come home drunk, reeking of alcohol and perfume, and have lipstick on you collar and all over your face. You see your wife in the kitchen and say, "Don't worry, you're next Chubby!"