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  1. 08-06-2008, 12:07 PM #1
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    I got this email and LMAO

    I got his joke emailed to me at work and sent it to my wife, she didn't think it was so funny.


    A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day.

    One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer.

    As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears,

    'You know what? 'You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still by my side... You know what?'


    'What dear?' she gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.




    'I think you're bad luck... get the f**ck away from me.'
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  2. 08-06-2008, 12:16 PM #2
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    i bet this thread will disappear or closed soon
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  3. 08-06-2008, 12:33 PM #3
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    why? funny joke. lol
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  4. 08-06-2008, 12:45 PM #4
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  5. 08-06-2008, 03:09 PM #5
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    brilliant
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  6. 08-06-2008, 03:26 PM #6
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    Thats great! Probably wouldn't show the wife tho lol
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  7. 08-06-2008, 03:47 PM #7
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    hahaha thats hiliarious, one of the better ones that I read in a long time.
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  8. 08-06-2008, 05:48 PM #8
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  9. 08-06-2008, 06:46 PM #9
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    Good one man.
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  10. 08-06-2008, 06:55 PM #10
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    LOL that was pretty funny!
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  11. 08-06-2008, 11:04 PM #11
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    That made my day. Real funny!
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  12. 08-06-2008, 11:43 PM #12
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    Lmao...
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  13. 08-06-2008, 11:44 PM #13
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    That's awesome.
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  14. 08-07-2008, 04:01 PM #14
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    Its funny because its true.
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  15. 08-07-2008, 06:40 PM #15
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    I bit of wee just came out. Seriously.
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  16. 08-08-2008, 06:45 PM #16
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    Somehow, I had a feeling that it was going to end like that. LOL
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