I saw this question a few months ago, and it cracked me up. I started to think about it, and its true.
One guy even said: " I like to sit on the toilet and pull my shirt over my knees and inhale the arroma"
How about this one: "I like to cup a fart and stick it in my dogs face and see the admiration in here eyes"
Anyone got a good one?........
yeah yeah I know. Grose, but funny.