Pick Ruhl's Date: The Poll

[dan991]

Alright, so we have A LOT of candidates all willing to meet with Ruhl this weekend starting tonight and also during the week. We will decide which one on which night by a poll. Attached here is candidate #1. Please don't post in here until I get all candidates posted. I will post which one is the final one. Then, go ahead and vote. Candidate #1 has chosen tonight @ 11:00 pm so this poll will close tonight at 1:00 am. By that time, should be done with #1. In fact, she has agreed to post in the original thread should he not show up or fail to perform "the deed."

So, here we go. Also which each pic is a copy/paste of her original email to the Craigslist ad which is here: http://columbiamo.craigslist.org/cas/807178319.html

Candidate #1 (tonight, which is already set up)

Hello,
Is this for real? I'm located in Pleasant Grove. I'll give this guy the blowjob of his life. I'm a very attractive white girl in search of guys who are bootylicious! Though most girls seem to prefer a guy with a big dick i've always preferred one with a really nice round butt. I'm attractive, blonde, blue eyes, 5/6,120,slender build, 36C, deep throat and shaved smooth down below. Pic attached but please don't put it in your little club.
♥♥♥Sexually♥♥♥
I enjoy giving head(i do swallow),rimming,69, gettting tity ****ed and role play. So, if this guy wants some fun tomorrow night tell him to reply with a pic and send me a message.
xoxo

[dan991]

#2

Ok Im game. Here is my pic. Let me know if hes interested and ill give you my number.

[dan991]

#3

I'm looking for a man, not a boy - is he willing to have some fun :-)

I do not want a relationship or any kind of commitment! Here is my pic and yes that is really me. I'll give you my myspace for pics if he's cute.

[dan991]

#4 The 3 way

Bisexual gurls here looking for a possible 3some. We are only looking for NSA and this guy better be cute. Do you have the pics yet? We looked at your forum. Lets see what he can do with two of us. Send us a pic if he's interested and we can set something up. We're both in Columbia.

[Rugger02]

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[dan991]

#5 (Note, her friend has agreed after seeing some pics of Ruhl. I had to really work this one with some shit talkin'.)

I want to hook him up with my best friend. She hasn't gotten laid in a long time either. Here is her picture. Send me his and we can hook them up if he's cute. Also tell him to quit being a *****. We're all watching him.

p.s. Any cute black guys on that forum with one of those body builder figures that you can hook me up with? Help a girl out!

[dan991]

#6

Hi,, read your ad and am interested in meeting you if this is real. I think I fill your needs perfectly. Email me back with your pics if interested and still looking. I am GREAT with my hands and fingers and my tongue. I am also very flexible and I love anal if you want to give that a try. Looking forward to meating you.. ; )

[dan991]

#7

Hi There,
I saw your ad. Have you really only had sex one time? We can fix that and I'll make a man out of you. I'm an attractive white female looking to meet and take control. I do enjoy forced oral, anal play, toys, watersports and more fetishes. I can travel to your place but not host, very discreet and looking to play dirty. get back to me with a pic.

I only ask of one thing: that you're well hung. If you aren't, then don't bother. If you are then plan on getting on your knees so I can set my bald ***** on your mouth.

[dan991]

#8 (God help us, and if Ruhl doesn't it want him, I'll send him over to the gay thread if you guys want him.)


I read that whole thread and maybe he's gay? I've been recently just been cravin dick all week, i need a nice big dick 2 satisy my craving, but i've never been ****ed b4, so maybe we can try the first time together? I can host or he can, but i prefer you do, but nt 2 far please. must reply with pix and stats, or no reply...and im looking for A.S.A.P like tonight.


Note, he also sent me cock pics... asshole.


*LAST ONE*

[dan991]

U sure I can't vote now? Or at least temporarily be Ruhl?? Please??

You dick. I told you to wait when posting until I had them all up.

[dan991]

So there we have it. ALL of these people agreed to no strings attached sex with Ruhl and all have seen his picture. I have phone numbers for a couple of them, and the meeting place for tonight has been chosen. A lot of them have seen the original thread and want to help Ruhl out.


Let the voting begin.

[Rugger02]

You dick. I told you to wait when posting until I had them all up.

Sorry bro, I misread. Edited, but too late. Is #2 on the poll actually #1? cuz there's no #1 to choose from....

[dan991]

Sorry bro, I misread. Edited, but too late. Is #2 on the poll actually #1? cuz there's no #1 to choose from....

#1 is already on lock. She's in the first post in this thread. Can't change that.

They all have a # next to them. That's their number.

[Amorphic]

hahaha omg. this is the most fantastically perverted/strange thread ever.

i'd pick number 3

[dan991]

hahaha omg. this is the most fantastically perverted/strange thread ever.

i'd pick number 3

Where have you been. You must have not read any of the original thread:

The help RuhlFreak55 get laid thread!

Start on page 7 or so.

[Kratos]

hahaha omg. this is the most fantastically perverted/strange thread ever.

i'd pick number 3

haha, what's up amorphic, you know your thinking next.
check out the help ruhl get laid thread.
#1 is gonna be a fun ride for him tonight if he actually shows up. If I could see her face, I think she's pretty hott.
I think I would have to see #2 in person.
#3 would get it for sure
the lezbo's not too hot, but there's two of them so that's a plus
and I think #7 is awesome just for the pure ownage factor.

[Amorphic]

Where have you been. You must have not read any of the original thread:

The help RuhlFreak55 get laid thread!

Start on page 7 or so.

lol i've been following that thread. I'm just more in a state of shock that this is what it actually takes to get poor ruhl a girl.

[Kratos]

lol i've been following that thread. I'm just more in a state of shock that this is what it actually takes to get poor ruhl a girl.

he's already faked car trouble and is prolly licking a public toilet bowl as we speak trying to get sick so he won't have to show up.

[Amorphic]

he's already faked car trouble and is prolly licking a public toilet bowl as we speak trying to get sick so he won't have to show up.

[dan991]

Funny thing is this is real as it gets. #1 (tonight) already sent me an email with her cell phone number, and what she's gonna be wearing. She picked to meet him at a strip club for some mutual viewing pleasure and continuing afterwards. I called her on her cell and its legit. That's her real picture, and she's actually hot as hell. I have her full face pic, she ain't no dog.

[dan991]

What am I supposed to do with all these chicks if he pussies out?

Poor girls are walking around MO soaking wet waiting for Ruhl to rail on them and he's gonna chicken out.

[Amorphic]

What am I supposed to do with all these chicks if he pussies out?

Poor girls are walking around MO soaking wet waiting for Ruhl to rail on them and he's gonna chicken out.

i'd take care of them but i'm a little far away

[J-Dogg]

I'm going to opt with # 3

[I_Want_Abs]

voted number 3 as she is fuking hot but number 6 sounds fun

you better not chicken out ruhl!! you got all this box just waiting to be smashed......

[Skully44420]

#3 is a no brainer...hit that shit ruhl!!!

[gst528i]

i like 7 or 3 either way win win. Ruhl you better not ***** out. This just shows how this community cares about you getting laid. Now return the favor by sending us after pics.

[B.E.N.]

This is wonderful and terrible at the same time.

Christ...I am going home and giving my infant daughter a huge hug...



...then never letting her leave the house again.

[Bojangles69]

Just *start with 2, then work your way down the list.

[Jfew44]

This is wonderful and terrible at the same time.

Christ...I am going home and giving my infant daughter a huge hug...



...then never letting her leave the house again.

[scibble]

haha, what's up amorphic, you know your thinking next.
check out the help ruhl get laid thread.
#1 is gonna be a fun ride for him tonight if he actually shows up. If I could see her face, I think she's pretty hott.
I think I would have to see #2 in person.
#3 would get it for sure
the lezbo's not too hot, but there's two of them so that's a plus
and I think #7 is awesome just for the pure ownage factor.

pretty much my thoughts exactly, cept #7 talks fine, but no face pic , she might be way older, 40's?

[dan991]

#7 is 31 years old, divorced.


Its 6:30 for Ruhl. Think he's gonna go or should I call this chick and cancel. I'll feel bad if she goes there and he doesn't show. Then again if he doesn't show and she still goes, some bastard at that place is gonna get lucky as hell and doesn't even know it.

[Rugger02]

pretty much my thoughts exactly, cept #7 talks fine, but no face pic , she might be way older, 40's?

I thought the same

[dan991]

3 hours and Ruhl is no where to be found

[Flagg]

Wow, no pressure on the guy...

[dan991]

Wow, no pressure on the guy...

Pressure Dude, the ONLY thing he has to at this point is get in the car, open the door to the chicks room, and stick it in. Her legs are already spread waiting for him. It doesn't get any easier than that.

[Skully44420]

maybe he's getting ready?

[Bojangles69]

THIS is exactly why dude has problems with women to begin.

You can dangle the ass in front of him like a horny puppet and he'd still run away.
I seriously think you should go with #8 at this point.

Watch how fast he pops his face up.

[Bojangles69]

I read that whole thread and maybe he's gay? I've been recently just been cravin dick all week, i need a nice big dick 2 satisy my craving, but i've never been ****ed b4, so maybe we can try the first time together? I can host or he can, but i prefer you do, but nt 2 far please. must reply with pix and stats, or no reply...and im looking for A.S.A.P like tonight.

*LAST ONE*

Comeon, he's gay which means he's sensitive to details, read the whole thread, you posted 7 female pics, and ruhls not here.

Why are we all in denial still?

[*ANABOLIC SUPERMAN*]

i voted 3, good luck ruhl

[*ANABOLIC SUPERMAN*]

3 hours and Ruhl is no where to be found

Please go ruhl and let us know about it.