ok, i'm at the gym friday and my friend says, "yo, let's hit up jackass this afternnon"
"i'm down", i say.
we hit up the theater.
i'm watching laughing my balls off at these wacky fuckers.
suddenly my laughter comes to a stop!
what is....what the.....fuck me silly, what have they done!!!!!!!!
PARTY BOY??!!!! MOTHERFUCKING P-A-R-T-Y B-O-Y??!!!!!
these son of a bitch, shit eating, bad tattoo having, dirty skater fucks have stolen my name!!!!!!!!!!!!
a name that has been synonomous with wholesome moral values, upstanding citizenship, and purity only to be found in virgin pantieshas been reduced to a fat kid in a bowtie and g-string grinded on japanese men in an electronic store!!!!!!!
DOWN WITH JACKASS MY FRIENDS!!!DOWN WITH JACKASS!!!THE GOOD PARTYBOY NAME WILL NOT BE DEFACED!!!!!