how do you prepare your...

**peachfuzz** · 08-31-2008, 01:34 AM

Placenta?

come on guys, share those recipies.

also, are they ok to eat if your trying to cut?

**Hitman** · 08-31-2008, 02:37 AM

well if your Maori just put it in a fry pan, little butter and onions.

Or if you consider yourself as a bit of a Jamie oliver try these...

Roast Placenta
1-3lb fresh placenta (must be no more than 3 days old)
1 onion
1 green or red pepper (green will add colour)
1 cup tomato sauce
1 sleeve saltine crackers
1 tspn bay leaves
1 tspn black pepper
1 tspn white pepper
1 clove garlic (roasted and minced)

Method

(Preheat oven to 350 degrees)

1. Chop the onion and the pepper & crush the saltines into crumbs.
2. Combine the placenta, onion, pepper, saltines, bay leaves, white and black pepper, garlic and tomato sauce.
3. Place in a loaf pan, cover then bake for one and a half hours, occasionally pouring off excess liquid.
4. Serve and enjoy!

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Placenta Cocktail
Ingredients:

1/4 cup fresh, raw placenta
8oz V-8 juice
2 ice cubes
1/2 cup carrot

Method: blend at high speed for 10 seconds. Serve. A tasty thirst quencher!

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Placenta Lasagne
Ingredients:

1 fresh, ground, or minced placenta, prepared as above
2 tblspns olive oil
2 sliced cloves garlic
1/2 tspn oregano
1/2 diced onion
2 tblspns tomato paste, or 1 whole tomato

Method: use a recipe for lasagne and substitute this mixture for one layer of cheese. Quickly saut� all the ingredients in olive oil. Serve. Enjoy!

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Placenta Spaghetti Bolognaise
Ingredients:

1 fresh placenta, prepared as above
1 tblspn butter
1 large can tomato puree
2 cans crushed pear tomatoes
1 onion
2 cloves garlic
1 tblspn molasses
1 bay leaf
1 tblspn rosemary
1 tspn each of: salt, honey, oregano, basil, and fennel

Method: cut the placenta meat into bite-sized pieces, then brown quickly in the butter and olive oil. Add the rest of the ingredients and simmer for 1-1.5 hours. Serve. Yummy!

Hey i didnt start the party but i'll sure as hell bring the beer.

**peachfuzz** · 08-31-2008, 11:12 AM

**KatsMeow** · 08-31-2008, 12:24 PM

gross

**BuffBuffalo** · 08-31-2008, 01:36 PM

That is disgusting. I can't believe people can stomach that.

**RuhlFreak55** · 08-31-2008, 01:54 PM

i know my parents kept them all for awhile but i think the end result was burrying it not eating them......ugh

**Bojangles69** · 08-31-2008, 01:55 PM

1 cup blended placenta
2 cups amniotic fluids.
1/2 tsp shredded dried ambilical chord

simmer on low with freshly squeezed cervical fluid
cook till red turns brown
sneeze and serve, enjoy!

**JiGGaMaN** · 08-31-2008, 01:57 PM

wow. i thought this was made up until google search showed me otherwise. Yeah, id eat one. Sounds better than a multi-vitamin and more delicious.

**JiGGaMaN** · 08-31-2008, 01:58 PM

Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55

i know my parents kept them all for awhile but i think the end result was burrying it not eating them......ugh

Theres still a chance you can ressurect a lot of quality placenta. Now all you need is a shovel and a frying pan.

**Bojangles69** · 08-31-2008, 02:13 PM

I thought this thread was a joke too.

**RuhlFreak55** · 08-31-2008, 02:17 PM

Originally Posted by Bojangles69

I thought this thread was a joke too.

nope....people def. eat 'em

**Amorphic** · 08-31-2008, 02:46 PM

Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55

nope....people def. eat 'em

i'm officially mortified.

**Bojangles69** · 08-31-2008, 02:58 PM

I mean wouldn't that technically be cannibalism?

**Nitro29** · 08-31-2008, 03:14 PM

Why would anybody do that?

**peachfuzz** · 08-31-2008, 07:03 PM

do any of you just eat it raw?

**Skully44420** · 08-31-2008, 07:07 PM

i'd try it

**peachfuzz** · 08-31-2008, 07:08 PM

lets see whats for dinner...?

OOOooooOOO leftovers!

**Nitro29** · 08-31-2008, 07:21 PM

Originally Posted by peachfuzz

lets see whats for dinner...?

OOOooooOOO leftovers!

Be sure to get a side order of afterbirth

**thetank** · 08-31-2008, 09:33 PM

what kind of placenta do people actually eat? like what species of animal? thats ****in outrageous.

**Hitman** · 08-31-2008, 10:59 PM

Originally Posted by thetank

what kind of placenta do people actually eat? like what species of animal? thats ****in outrageous.

Human. Its customary within some tribes.

**peachfuzz** · 08-31-2008, 11:00 PM

i usually only eat human placenta.

**Bojangles69** · 08-31-2008, 11:03 PM

Tribes have access to the internet?

So many online recipes for it. I wonder how many everyday people do this.. I bet this is something svt is into.

**bd50** · 08-31-2008, 11:07 PM

i saw a documentary about a country in europe that they practice this. forget which country.

i'd say its cannibalism.

**gst528i** · 09-02-2008, 02:04 PM

Thought this was a joke..... Wouldn't eating placenta be eating human flesh????? How the hell do they harvest it anyway?
Do they ask for donated placenta's or they just jack it from hospital trash.......

**Hitman** · 09-02-2008, 02:12 PM

Originally Posted by gst528i

Thought this was a joke..... Wouldn't eating placenta be eating human flesh????? How the hell do they harvest it anyway?
Do they ask for donated placenta's or they just jack it from hospital trash.......

I wont go into detail , but lets just say they wait till AFTER the child is born.

**gixxerboy1** · 09-02-2008, 02:14 PM

Originally Posted by peachfuzz

do any of you just eat it raw?

Rocky did.

**RuhlFreak55** · 09-02-2008, 02:27 PM

i thought it was kinda an honoring thing.....but then again my parents didn't eat ours....they buried them under the rose bushes

**thegodfather** · 09-02-2008, 02:45 PM

This is the most disgusting thing I've heard of in my life. The thought of it makes me gag literally. I saw an HBO special where a bunch of wierdos came over to this ladies house to cook her placenta from a recent birth. I think its disgusting, and wierd, but I guess whatever gets your rocks off...