Facts About Sex

[calgarian]

1. Sex is a beauty treatment.
Scientific tests find that when
women make love they produce
amounts of the hormone estrogen,
which makes hair shine and
skin smooth.
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2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking
reduces your chances of suffering
dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes.
The sweat produced cleanses the
pores and makes your skin glow.
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3. Lovemaking can burn up
those calories you piled on during that
romantic dinner.


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4. Sex is one of the safest sports
you can take up.
It stretches and tones up just
about every muscle in the body.
It's more enjoyable than swimming
20 laps, and you don't need
special sneakers!


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5. Sex is an instant cure for mild
depression. It releases endorphins
into the bloodstream, producing a
sense of euphoria and leaving you
with a feeling of well-being.

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6. The more sex you have, the more
you will be offered. The sexually
active body gives off greater quantities
of chemicals called pheromones.
These subtle sex perfumes drive the
opposite sex crazy!
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7 . Sex is the safest tranquilizer in
the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE
EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.

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8. Kissing each day will keep
the dentist away. Kissing
encourages saliva to wash food from
the teeth and lowers the level of
the acid that causes decay,
preventing plaque build-up.

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9. Sex actually relieves headaches.
A lovemaking session can release
the tension that restricts blood vessels
in the brain.

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10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock
a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural
antihistamine. It can help combat
asthma and hay fever.





See how many of you agree with these.

[calgarian]

I am working on "advantages of Anal Sex"

[RuhlFreak55]

*sigh* so there really is truth to if you don't use it you lose it.....cuz no pheromones if you don't get any.....but then you can't get any.....so it's like a never ending cycle

[StoneGRMI]

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6. The more sex you have, the more
you will be offered. The sexually
active body gives off greater quantities
of chemicals called pheromones.
These subtle sex perfumes drive the
opposite sex crazy!
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I agree with most but this one I really agree with. Seems like every time I'm in a relationship I get random girls coming up to me in bars and even ex's calling me.

[VeraDeMilo]

I agree with most but this one I really agree with. Seems like every time I'm in a relationship I get random girls coming up to me in bars and even ex's calling me.

This probably has a lot to do with your confidence level. I'm the same way. I guess we don't give off that desperate, trying to find p u s s y tonight vibe cause we know we have it back at home waiting. Girls lose the power of the p u s s y when this happens. Makes us more desirable when we seem uninterested.

And the ex's calling probably has a little to do with female intuition

[redz]

I am working on "advantages of Anal Sex"

LOL I can just imagine this list....

[calgarian]

LOL I can just imagine this list....

wait till u see the real one

[Dukkit]

yep... all true

i did the research first hand

except sex doesnt help my headaches. usually makes them worse. i think i have a tumor

[StoneGRMI]

yep... all true

i did the research first hand

except sex doesnt help my headaches. usually makes them worse. i think i have a tumor

ITS NOT A TUMAAAHHHH!!!!!

[MuscleScience]

ITS NOT A TUMAAAHHHH!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHA, well played sir..........

[JiGGaMaN]

If you go hard, it will give you the most intense abs workout ever.

[Hoggage_54]

If you go hard, it will give you the most intense abs workout ever.

word... I always try and get some good exercises in, focus on certain muscle groups

[Voland]

1. Sex is a beauty treatment.
Scientific tests find that when
women make love they produce
amounts of the hormone estrogen,
which makes hair shine and
skin smooth.
Never noticed that. Could be though.
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2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking
reduces your chances of suffering
dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes.
The sweat produced cleanses the
pores and makes your skin glow.
=============

3. Lovemaking can burn up
those calories you piled on during that
romantic dinner. It can


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4. Sex is one of the safest sports
you can take up.
It stretches and tones up just
about every muscle in the body.
It's more enjoyable than swimming
20 laps, and you don't need
special sneakers!
And afterwards my legs and abs feel like i've been doing squats and crunches all day haha

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5. Sex is an instant cure for mild
depression. It releases endorphins
into the bloodstream, producing a
sense of euphoria and leaving you
with a feeling of well-being.
Debatable. Not in my case.

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6. The more sex you have, the more
you will be offered. The sexually
active body gives off greater quantities
of chemicals called pheromones.
These subtle sex perfumes drive the
opposite sex crazy!
I don't know if this is the reason. But the fact is ABSOLUTLEY TRUE
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7 . Sex is the safest tranquilizer in
the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE
EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.
Its ok but not that good. LOL

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8. Kissing each day will keep
the dentist away. Kissing
encourages saliva to wash food from
the teeth and lowers the level of
the acid that causes decay,
preventing plaque build-up.
My teeth are excelent. I gent compliments on them lol.

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9. Sex actually relieves headaches.
A lovemaking session can release
the tension that restricts blood vessels
in the brain.
While you're on the act, afterwards it comes back.
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10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock
a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural
antihistamine. It can help combat
asthma and hay fever.
Never found any relation.




See how many of you agree with these.

interesting points.

[Flex-Appeal]

nice list looking foward to the next one!

[ghettoboyd]

any time the wife complains of a pain or whatever, i always reply"ive got something for that"wink,wink. she always laughs and usualy takes me up on the offer.now when i do the same thing she uses my line,whohoo. shes a good girl!

[BadBarbie]

1. Semen contains zinc and calcium, both of which are proven to prevent tooth decay.
2.The average size of an erect penis is 5 inches, and the average flaccid penis measures about 3 inches.
3.You burn about 200 calories during 30 minutes of active sex.
4.The sale of sex toys and vibrators is banned in Alabama and Mississippi.
5. A man's beard grows fastest when he anticipates sex.
6. Women who read romance novels have sex twice as often as those who don't.
7. Males, on average, think about sex every 7 seconds.
8. A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.




Things I learned from this article..
1) Swish then swallow
2) Sex instead of treadmill
3) I need to start reading about romance
4) Men will always have a dirty mind and there is nothing we can do about it.
5) Never go to Alabama
6) I wish I was a pig.

["Maximus"]

@ bbarbie!

[SMCengineer]

Things I learned from this article..
1) Swish then swallow

Explain that to my girlfriend.

[RuhlFreak55]

what about guys that read romance? **** i bet there's an inverse relationship that will preclude me ever gettin laid again

[Dukkit]

If you go hard, it will give you the most intense abs workout ever.

yep. i never ever work out my abs or do cardio. but i still have abs. nice ones i may add

[gst528i]

what about guys that read romance? **** i bet there's an inverse relationship that will preclude me ever gettin laid again

[Hoggage_54]

what about guys that read romance?

[calgarian]

what about guys that read romance? **** i bet there's an inverse relationship that will preclude me ever gettin laid again

they dont get any .**cough Ruhl **Cough

[Bojangles69]

bullshit bullshit bullshit.

Sex is nothing like 10 valiums, thats complete utter bs.
Estrogen does no go up during or after sex, but estrogen does affect skin collagen synthesis and acids that hold moisture in, has nothing to do with sex.

"Lovemaking" will not burn that romantic dinner. Hard sweaty all out fvcking however *may.
Sex does help stretch, but that should go without even saying.

"Instant cure for mild depression". wtf, this is obviously from a womens magazine. Men would never write some dumb shit like that and expect other men to actually believe it.

Yeh studies show people who have sex more get sex more, but its not because of pheremones, its BECAUSE PEOPLE WHO GET LAID JUST GET FVCKING LAID MORE.
And lastly your more likely to get a runny nose from sex than a clear nose.

Think of when you go running or do cardio, sweat perspires through your mucous membranes and carries snot outside your nose, not inside where it magically dissappears.

This has to be straight from cosmo.

[l2elapse]

humans cannot detect pheromones

[stpete]

1. Semen contains zinc and calcium, both of which are proven to prevent tooth decay.
2.The average size of an erect penis is 5 inches, and the average flaccid penis measures about 3 inches.
3.You burn about 200 calories during 30 minutes of active sex.
4.The sale of sex toys and vibrators is banned in Alabama and Mississippi.
5. A man's beard grows fastest when he anticipates sex.
6. Women who read romance novels have sex twice as often as those who don't.
7. Males, on average, think about sex every 7 seconds.
8. A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.




Things I learned from this article..
1) Swish then swallow
2) Sex instead of treadmill
3) I need to start reading about romance
4) Men will always have a dirty mind and there is nothing we can do about it.
5) Never go to Alabama
6) I wish I was a pig.

Nice read Barbie...I wish i was a pig too. 30 minutes?! Heaven!!!!

[xlxBigSexyxlx]

Men say the average erect penis is 10'', women say 4''.


Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex for pleasure.

[xlxBigSexyxlx]

Sex is biochemically no different from eating large quantities of chocolate.


There are men in Guam whose job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the 1st time.

[stpete]

Sex is biochemically no different from eating large quantities of chocolate.


There are men in Guam whose job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the 1st time.

What?? This is hard to believe. What age are we talking about?

[Edgar]

Facts

the more girlfriends you have the more sex you can have.

cunnilingus is desired by more than 90% of woman.

nothing says I like you, like a tounge in the t w a t!

[calgarian]

Sex is biochemically no different from eating large quantities of chocolate.


There are men in Guam whose job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the 1st time.

i heared about that damn i want that job

[reardensteel]

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[reardensteel]

If you go hard, it will give you the most intense abs workout ever.

As a girl once told me, "Treat me like a queen and **** me like an animal." There is nothing they love more than having their man 'take' them.

[Hazard]

humans cannot detect pheromones

^^^^ Fail..... humans can detect pheromones..... sub-conciously (sp?) lol

I have a friend who has purchased them and found his own "pheromone signature" - i'm not sh*ttin you..... we've tested it with and without and unless all the times he's worn em he's just gotten lucky with there being a ton of horny women in the bar...... they work to a noticable degree.

~Haz~

[Hazard]

oh and i will add..... he's not an attractive guy *no homo*

~Haz~

[KatsMeow]

I think sex is important for mental health in a stable relationship as well

[ni4ni]

I am working on "advantages of Anal Sex"

x2...thats gonna b a good read

[Hazard]

I think sex is important for mental health in a stable relationship as well

I'm going to go ahead an PM you my wife's email..... can you have a talk w/ her? Also.... while your at it..... explain to her why i should be on aas and she shouldn't care......

thank-you in advance

~Haz~

[*RAGE*]

I am on a off sex cycle, hope to start cycling sex again soon. just need to find a new wife.....

[Hazard]

I am on a off sex cycle, hope to start cycling sex again soon. just need to find a new wife.....

Same here...... i'm trying to get back on a cycle of sex also..... having trouble finding a supplier tho. If you find one that your willing to share..... send her my way LMAO! I know we aren't supposed to ask for sources but..... im desperate

~Haz~