When you die...

[Ernst]

When you die, what will be the instructions you leave behind for your final rest? Let's hear it.

[Dukkit]

i want simple man by lynard skynard played at my funeral. i want to be put on a raft thing and set adrift into the ocean and a flaming arrow shot onto so i can burn at sea.

all my cd's go to my brother. all my gear goes to my boys. my 2000 dollar bed goes to my mom. (she will have to steam clean it)

and on my urn i want Quid Sum Eris = I am what you will be (i.e. dead)

and i want my whole body waxed before im burned. just cuz i do.

oh and i want my funeral to be a party. everyone must be fukked up and puking by the end of the night. no tears. just laughter at my crazy stories and all the good times. i want my enemies to come also. just so they can relax in the relief that im not there so they dont have to watch their backs now.

[JiGGaMaN]

Pine Box, nothin special. Not like I would care anyhow.

[Voland]

My money goes for my mom and grandparents.
Mandatory NOT to cry. Incineration. Play my favourite songs while spreading the ashes on a place well know by all my bro's and those 3 persons.
Then see them in another life.

[ghettoboyd]

i want my tombstone to simply read "see you later!"

[Nicotine]

im gonna be cremated.

no funeral.

no parties.

and have my ashes dumped at the top of niagara falls.

all done by 1 person. no family members notified of it, nothing.

[DSM4Life]

im gonna be cremated.

no funeral.

no parties.

and have my ashes dumped at the top of niagara falls.

all done by 1 person. no family members notified of it, nothing.

I will take nicotine's ashes and smoke them.

[Red Ketchup]

I will take nicotine's ashes and smoke them.

He'll give you cancer!

Red

[Rugger02]

Roll me up in a newspaper and throw me out the window on the freeway lol

[xlxBigSexyxlx]

Im gonna be frozen @ age 40.


then thawed out thousands of years from now.

[Red Ketchup]

Nothing fancy here...

No funeral, no ceremony, no box, no stone... put me in a cardboard box and incinerate me, then throw my ashes in the nearest sewer and forget about me. It's not like I'll care, I'll be dead and won't ever come back.

I'm one of those people who think the whole funeral business is the biggest scam ever.

Red

[FreeDOOM]

put my corpse in a wood chipper and spray me all over the side of the road.

[beefjr22]

He'll give you cancer!

Red

I'd be worried about somethin else if i was dsm lol j/k

[Nicotine]

I will take nicotine's ashes and smoke them.

if i die before i get to use the gear i got..... i donate it to dsm!

[Voice of Reason]

DNA ejected into space only to come back and save mankind.

[juicy_brucy]

body donated to science....

[Amorphic]

my brain removed and placed into a robots body. Death scares the absolute shit out of me, i almost get panic attacks thinking about it

[Bojangles69]

I wanna be shot into the milky way galaxy with a nuke on my back. That would be awesome.

[Freakish]

i wanna be thrown to a pack of wild dogs

[Lfs2shrt2bsml]

i wanna be buried with the barbell i dropped on my head

[stallion_1]

i told my family to throw my body into the sea so sharks can feed off of me and they die from my high levels of steroids in the blood

[WOLFCRAFT]

Pine Box, nothin special. Not like I would care anyhow.

I second that.
They used pine boxes for a reason, so the wood can rot away and your body can deteriorate into the Earth feeding the soil, completing the sort of circle of life.
I've told everyone close to me that's how I want to be buried.

[DSM4Life]

if i die before i get to use the gear i got..... i donate it to dsm!

Living in the city i could easily have this arranged.

[Kale]

Burn me, I dont want to wake up in a coffin !!!

[DSM4Life]

[Flagg]

Having my ashes scattered at sea or shot into space seems like where i want to go. Not that i'd be aware of any of this anyways.

[RuhlFreak55]

i want to be put on a raft thing and set adrift into the ocean and a flaming arrow shot onto so i can burn at sea.

u took my answer......IF i die that is

[Voland]

That's very viking.

[Dukkit]

That's very viking.

thats cuz we straight up viking.

screw that gangsta shit. im bringing back viking

rape, pillage, plunder!!

[RuhlFreak55]

thats cuz we straight up viking.

screw that gangsta shit. im bringing back viking

rape, pillage, plunder!!

we will bring the old gods back to the place of power they've always had in my heart. Odin hear my call, rise above them all

[Voland]

we will bring the old gods back to the place of power they've always had in my heart. Odin hear my call, rise above them all

Hail the Ragnarok!

[Dukkit]

we will bring the old gods back to the place of power they've always had in my heart. Odin hear my call, rise above them all

well i dont believe in any god or gods. but sure. long as i get to rape, pillage and plunder. ill pretend to

[spywizard]

free burial in a national cemetery.. it's free for some of us..

[Dukkit]

i want to be stuffed and hung on a wall like deer head.

[CSAR]

I nursed from Chuck Norris' nipple as a baby. I am immortal.

[RuhlFreak55]

I nursed from Chuck Norris' nipple as a baby. I am immortal.

damn that's why i can't die? i knew there had to be some reason.....

[CSAR]

damn that's why i can't die? i knew there had to be some reason.....

I got the new and improved lager-flavored version of Chuck's lactations. What'd you get?

[RuhlFreak55]

I got the new and improved lager-flavored version of Chuck's lactations. What'd you get?

mine tasted like whiskey....blahhh

[CSAR]

mine tasted like whiskey....blahhh

Single malt or blended?

[gixxerboy1]

I want to be cremated and put in the ventaltion system of my favorite strip bar