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    Women drivers

    This is cold hard proof women are shit at judging size...... lucky for me then eh hahahahahaha

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7gsE...eature=related

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    That was my wife - she likes getting big things into small places. lol

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    Glad to see she finally gave up after 5 mins.

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    you still talking cars?

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    Quote Originally Posted by *ANABOLIC SUPERMAN* View Post
    Glad to see she finally gave up after 5 mins.
    They say women have brains like computers.... you got to punch the fvcking information in to them.... clearly in this case she finally figured out you cant get in there.... kinda like that robot that learns itself by bumping in to shit untill its built up a picture of their surroundings.

    Hmmmmm... that probably explains why my missus will knock anything over..... im telling you she is one clumsy fvck... if there was a book on the floor in a corner of a room she would trip over it some how.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Odpierdol_sie! View Post
    you still talking cars?
    Ha ha. well once we did it in the backseat. Does that count?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Odpierdol_sie! View Post
    They say women have brains like computers.... you got to punch the fvcking information in to them.... clearly in this case she finally figured out you cant get in there.... kinda like that robot that learns itself by bumping in to shit untill its built up a picture of their surroundings.

    Hmmmmm... that probably explains why my missus will knock anything over..... im telling you she is one clumsy fvck... if there was a book on the floor in a corner of a room she would trip over it some how.
    And i bet she would blame the book for being in the way. Gheezz women.

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    Quote Originally Posted by *ANABOLIC SUPERMAN* View Post
    And i bet she would blame the book for being in the way. Gheezz women.
    You knows it!.... like when they knock a lamp off a coffe table of something, and they look at you with that face of "dont look at me it wasnt my fault" look.

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    Quote Originally Posted by *ANABOLIC SUPERMAN* View Post
    Ha ha. well once we did it in the backseat. Does that count?
    Erm... i did it in the back seat of a cinema once? she was like a bucket tho! was like throwing a sausage down 5th ave.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Odpierdol_sie! View Post
    Erm... i did it in the back seat of a cinema once? she was like a bucket tho! was like throwing a sausage down 5th ave.
    Ha ha you sure it wasnt a chippalata?

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    Women drivers are the worst, taxi drivers 2nd.

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    Hey! I'm a good driver, I swear!

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    Quote Originally Posted by *ANABOLIC SUPERMAN* View Post
    Ha ha you sure it wasnt a chippalata?
    not bothered mate i did my business thas all i was interested. I mean be honest... what kinda guy screws a girl to give her a good time???? Ive never had a bad fvck but ive given hundreds haha

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    Quote Originally Posted by kaberle_15 View Post
    Women drivers are the worst, taxi drivers 2nd.
    What is with women being taxi drivers?... they will want to be truckers next!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Odpierdol_sie! View Post
    not bothered mate i did my business thas all i was interested. I mean be honest... what kinda guy screws a girl to give her a good time???? Ive never had a bad fvck but ive given hundreds haha
    HA HA. No comment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hotpink View Post
    Hey! I'm a good driver, I swear!
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    Hate to jump on the bandwagon but women drivers are terrible.

    White Van Man comes in a close second though.

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    Bollox! I'm a white van man and everyone else on the road if a fukkin muppet

    Worst drivers also, the elderly. Fukks sake granpa, get on the friggin BUS!

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    How do these people get drivers licenses......

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