Thread: pregnant by turkey baster
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11-05-2008, 07:25 PM #1
pregnant by turkey baster
LOL....this is the FUNNIEST $hit ever....
My freind went over to this ho's house to fvck her and when he got there he went on in and though it was funny that she had a turkey baster laying on the kitchen counter....thinking what the hell is that for...this b1tch cant cook...
Anyway
He strapped up....did his thing....busted his nut....
Then all of a sudden...she yanks the condom off, takes it...runs off....grabs the turkey baster and locks herself in the bathroom....
NOW SHE IS PREGNANT ANT ITS HIS BABY!
thats fvcked up....
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11-05-2008, 07:27 PM #2
what the fvck thts bunny boiler tackle lol theres sum scary girls out there
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11-05-2008, 07:40 PM #3
holy shit!!! that is fukked up
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11-05-2008, 07:42 PM #4
lol...the first time my wife got pregnant she didnt take her pill because she was pissed off at me....thats how i got busted
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11-05-2008, 07:46 PM #5
lmao as the saying goes anything tht bleeds for 5days and dunt die never trust.
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11-05-2008, 07:47 PM #6
Couldn't he like... fight that and not have to pay child support?? That's just wrong.
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11-05-2008, 07:49 PM #7
I guess he could....If i was him i'd just punch her in the pelvis repeatedly
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11-05-2008, 07:50 PM #8
pritty sick would do the job tho, so whats ur man gna do then
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11-05-2008, 07:52 PM #9
He is gonna make her have a paternaty test....court ordered if necessary...
I dont think he has a leg to stand on....its his word vs. hers....you think she will admit to impregnating her with his gizz with a turkey baster? I doubt it...
He is just strait up fvcked
Worst part about it....she is a dirty, nasty, ugly, fat hoe.....
But i guess that increases his chances that it isnt his....
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11-05-2008, 07:54 PM #10
"I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. Right in the baby-maker. Straight shot."
-Ron Burgundy
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11-05-2008, 07:55 PM #11
hes in the $hit deffo, i feel for him
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11-05-2008, 07:56 PM #12
Punching her in the ovary wont do it....if she is already you have to hit the uterus....
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11-05-2008, 07:57 PM #13
Touche'
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11-05-2008, 08:18 PM #14
If it ends up being his kid, it's his fault for f*cking a fatty.
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11-05-2008, 08:51 PM #15
she isn't that fat....but i like petite girls...like size 0-6.....size 6 is max ill go...she is probably a 10....has some curves...but is the type that after a baby its all over....
I almost fvcked her once....glad I couldnt get it up....THANK YOU STEROIDS !
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11-05-2008, 09:01 PM #16
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11-05-2008, 09:02 PM #17
rhino u lucky tw*t this story cud of bin bout u hahah
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Is sperm dead once it reaches the air? Does oxygen kill sperm? No, this is a myth that many people believe in, but it is not true! Once sperm is DRY it is dead and cannot travel to fertilize an egg. Sperm can live for 3-5 days if it is in a warm, moist environment such as the cervix of a woman. Sperm cannot come back to life once it has dried, even if it is remoistened!
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11-05-2008, 09:09 PM #19~ Vet~ I like Thai Girls
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What are you talking about ? Man comes in condom, girl takes condom and removes contents in turkey baster, turkey baster is then inserted into vagina and squeezed in. Probably took 5 mins. Sperm will last in a jar for over an hour. And trust me I know because i have jerked off into a jar and taken it to a clinic for examination after my vasectomy reversal.
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11-05-2008, 09:14 PM #21
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11-05-2008, 09:15 PM #22~ Vet~ I like Thai Girls
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11-05-2008, 09:15 PM #23
one shot of spooge through a turkey baster
10-20% odds it's his I would say
either he busted in her before and isn't telling you or she's been frequenting other penis
getting prego on the first try is a long shot, esp scraping a condom then shooting through a kitchen utensil.
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11-05-2008, 09:15 PM #24
um...there may have been some alcohol and drugs involved...
Either way....I was not in my right frame of mind....steroids saved me!
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11-05-2008, 09:17 PM #25
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11-05-2008, 09:20 PM #26
thats what i ment it cud of bin about the story u if the roids dint save u mate
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11-05-2008, 09:22 PM #27
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11-05-2008, 09:53 PM #28
He could slip some RU-486 into one of her drinks....Might be worth the risk instead of an 18 year bill...
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11-05-2008, 09:56 PM #29
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11-05-2008, 10:03 PM #30
^^ all good suggestions
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11-05-2008, 10:07 PM #31
lol....ill tell him
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11-06-2008, 02:12 AM #32
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11-06-2008, 02:12 AM #33
all good advice
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11-06-2008, 02:12 AM #34
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11-06-2008, 04:19 AM #35
Well you see, Maury, it's like this...
Definitely want to get a paternity test on that. If she's not killed in a mysterious hit and run first.
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11-06-2008, 04:32 AM #36
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11-06-2008, 06:19 AM #38
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11-06-2008, 07:13 AM #39
This thread is funny as all hell. Damn your boy is in a bad spot.
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11-06-2008, 08:13 AM #40
she needs to go for a ride in the trunk of his car.
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