Ask DSM anything.

[Hazard]

very nice to know..... now if I could get the wife to try anal again i'd have use for it.....

~Haz~

[Nicotine]

it's wicked stuff...... we use it.....

that bottle, you only add a bit into a bottle of water (drinking water bottle, 500ml)...dont add water INTO the bottle of jlube...put powder INTO water.

that whole bottle of powder will last a yr or more, and it's like $15?

we use it like crazy (obviously)

best bang for the buck (pun intended )

[Shol'va]

it's wicked stuff...... we use it.....

that bottle, you only add a bit into a bottle of water (drinking water bottle, 500ml)...dont add water INTO the bottle of jlube...put powder INTO water.

that whole bottle of powder will last a yr or more, and it's like $15?

we use it like crazy (obviously)

best bang for the buck (pun intended )

Looks like industrial strengh stuff made for heavy duty back door jack hammering.

[Nicotine]

the ORIGINAL purpose was for inseminating cows.

good for heavy duty anal...doesn't break down at all.....

[Hazard]

I was thinkin botu getting a numbing agent for the wife..... and lettin it absorb before I add lube and penetrate.....

she just can't take the pain..... Idunno if shes just being a sissy, if she says it hurts because shes not a fan of anal, or if it legitamately hurts like hell......

~Haz~

[Nicotine]

takes time haz!!!!!

respect her limits, start slow......

massage around the opening, lots of lube, do oral on her as you start, then go for ONE finger.

then, add lube, work in a 2nd.....

slow slow slow slow.

if she is comfortable with that, then next time, do the same thing. with a bit of time - she'll be more mentally comfortable with it, and it'll make things easier.

anal is 99% mind set.

worked for me and my partner! rushing makes things worse.

[Hazard]

takes time haz!!!!!

respect her limits, start slow......

massage around the opening, lots of lube, do oral on her as you start, then go for ONE finger.

then, add lube, work in a 2nd.....

slow slow slow slow.

if she is comfortable with that, then next time, do the same thing. with a bit of time - she'll be more mentally comfortable with it, and it'll make things easier.

anal is 99% mind set.

worked for me and my partner! rushing makes things worse.

Thats what I told her.....

She wants nothing to do with the ass..... pisses me off. I've massaged around the area..... i've done oral..... i've used one finger..... she hates all of it.

I'm starting to wonder if I should trade her in for a different model.....

~Haz~

[Shol'va]

takes time haz!!!!!

respect her limits, start slow......

massage around the opening, lots of lube, do oral on her as you start, then go for ONE finger.

then, add lube, work in a 2nd.....

slow slow slow slow.

if she is comfortable with that, then next time, do the same thing. with a bit of time - she'll be more mentally comfortable with it, and it'll make things easier.

anal is 99% mind set.

worked for me and my partner! rushing makes things worse.

Anal is 99% "ManSet"

[DSM4Life]

Shov , you never answered my questions.

[Nicotine]

Anal is 99% "ManSet"

works for me!

[Shol'va]

Shov , you never answered my questions.

Sorry bout that D, refresh my memory please as I'm a little ADHD today.

[Shol'va]

I went back to the prior page. If it was on the douche well yeah if I know in advance I do it, but otherwise I just shower well and make sure I don't eat earlier at Taco Bell. As you know sometimes spontinaeity can happen at any time and we can't always be totally prepared and just have to wing it. But really never had any issues. Everyones different, some do some don't, just a personal thing.

[Shol'va]

Note to DSM: I just got through watching an episode of Pat Robertson, nothing on but this stuff on Sunday, but it seems like we are going to fry in Hell yet another week. So I recommend you bring pleny of tanning oil along with you on our trip. BTW, got any extra shades?

[Skyler]

Currently listening to "Armada Latina" by Cypress Hill, This is to all my Mexican Battles!

[DSM4Life]

Note to DSM: I just got through watching an episode of Pat Robertson, nothing on but this stuff on Sunday, but it seems like we are going to fry in Hell yet another week. So I recommend you bring pleny of tanning oil along with you on our trip. BTW, got any extra shades?

I dont mind hell. Most of my friends are there so i look forward to catching up with them.

[Shol'va]

I found another bear with your name on him.

[DSM4Life]

I found another bear with your name on him.

Def not a bear. Thats a bear wanna be

[Shol'va]

Def not a bear. Thats a bear wanna be

That would explain why it was just your DNA on his back instead of your name.

[DSM4Life]

mmmmmmmmmmm

[Skyler]

If you fvck a guy in the ass, but he is bent over so you can't see his penis or face, and you never "touch" him other than the penetration, you just pump and dump, does that make you gay?

[Shol'va]

Is it true Blonds Have More Fun?

[DSM4Life]

If you fvck a guy in the ass, but he is bent over so you can't see his penis or face, and you never "touch" him other than the penetration, you just pump and dump, does that make you gay?

Depends, is that a pump and then he dumps on you or you dump in him ?

[Skyler]

Cum in his ass, ofcourse, then don't help out in any way to finish.

Selfish style

[Shol'va]

Cum in his ass, ofcourse, then don't help out in any way to finish.

Selfish style

Thats why you did me that way last night. Selfish B*sT*RD. I couldn't even get a reach around from you.

[Skyler]

I figured the way I made you bite the pillow was good enough.
You were the one who wanted me to hurry up and finish because you were getting sore.

Pshh

Sweet ass though

[Shol'va]

I figured the way I made you bite the pillow was good enough.
You were the one who wanted me to hurry up and finish because you were getting sore.

Pshh

Sweet ass though

2 and 1/2 hours is long enough for anyone to end up sore. Thats the last time I ever put numbs it on your member!

[Hazard]

I just don't get it......

If I was gay..... I'd probably chase someone that resembles the women I like..... lean, clean, shaved, tan.....

HOW ON EARTH CAN YOU GUYS LIKE BEARS..... and Nicotine like old dudes with walrus mustaches...... I JUST DON'T GET IT!

~Haz~

[DSM4Life]

and Nicotine like old dudes with walrus mustaches...... I JUST DON'T GET IT!

~Haz~

I just busted out laughing at my job.

[Hazard]

Seriously..... it's equivalent to me lusting over this thing.....



~Haz~

[Hazard]

To each their own.....




~Haz~

[Hazard]

Seriously..... it's equivalent to me lusting over this thing.....



~Haz~

Or this.....



~Haz~

[DSM4Life]

[Shol'va]

You guys keep this sh*t up and I'm going straight!.............To the next man.
No actually Haz, Nicotine likes the older mustache types, DSM likes Da Bears, And I'm a gentleman as I prefer blondes. BTW what color is your hair Haz???

[Hazard]

You guys keep this sh*t up and I'm going straight!.............To the next man.
No actually Haz, Nicotine likes the older mustache types, DSM likes Da Bears, And I'm a gentleman as I prefer blondes. BTW what color is your hair Haz???

Used to be dirty blonde

Now it's brown..... but I used to bleach it when I was 19. You'd freakin love me..... i'm a heart throb. Sorry to dissapoint tho

I do have some gay friends that you would just eat up tho LMAO

~Haz~

[Shol'va]

Used to be dirty blonde

Now it's brown..... but I used to bleach it when I was 19. You'd freakin love me..... i'm a heart throb. Sorry to dissapoint tho

I do have some gay friends that you would just eat up tho LMAO

~Haz~

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM... Sounds like dinner plans are in the works.

[DSM4Life]

[DSM4Life]

[Shol'va]

Hey DSM you need a little Bob Seager playing in the background. "Come To Papa" It's a music association day for me. I envision a Pat Benatar for Hazard... Heartbreaker for his theme.

[DSM4Life]

Hey DSM you need a little Bob Seager playing in the background. "Come To Papa"

It looks likes he is whispering my name is that picture.

[Shol'va]

It looks likes he is whispering my name is that picture.

Thats because he knows you have a cute little way of getting on and off.