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    Lol. Been there. Best is when going at it and one hits her in the chin. Couldnt help but laugh. Lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by JimmySidewalk View Post
    That door swings both ways my friend. Wait till you get with a girl because of her big sweet natural(not fat) boobies and you take off the bra and they fall and hang down to her knees. It made me a sad little boy, it just ruined it for me. And just dont get me started about her family pizza size nipples...
    You still hit it.
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    Big ol pepperoni nipples lol

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    Lol there is always something that makes me laugh here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by canadian-bacon
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    Wow I havnt been on 4chan in a while lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    You still hit it.
    Just out of pitty for the poor girl but i hit it from behind so i wouldnt have to deal with them boobies.
    At least the asss was nice. You would think you've hit the jackpot with a skinny big breasted girl... and then karma comes around and hits you up the asss.

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    I found some briefs for Hazard to model for us .


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    Realist: A person who sees things as they truly are. A practical person. The pessimist complains about the wind; The optimist expects it to change; The realist adjusts the sails. — William Arthur Ward

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    Realist: A person who sees things as they truly are. A practical person. The pessimist complains about the wind; The optimist expects it to change; The realist adjusts the sails. — William Arthur Ward

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    Now That's A condom. Imagine the snake that fit that thing.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Shol'va
    Now That's A condom. Imagine the snake that fit that thing.
    Now imagine that going up your ass

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    Quote Originally Posted by Razr. View Post
    Now imagine that going up your ass
    My pants just got a little tighter.
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    Lick away.
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    Something is not right in that picture... Can it be the wallpaper ? or maybe the furniture ? hmmm.. can't quite put my finger on it

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    What:s DSM stand for?

    D-ck Sucking Machine?
    Dude Sex Machine?
    Deceive Straight Men?
    Dashingly Sexy Man?
    Doesn't Stop Men?
    Diddle Straight Men?
    Dong Soo Magnificent?
    Deliver Some Manmeat?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jasc View Post
    What:s DSM stand for?

    D-ck Sucking Machine?
    Dude Sex Machine?
    Deceive Straight Men?
    Dashingly Sexy Man?
    Doesn't Stop Men?
    Diddle Straight Men?
    Dong Soo Magnificent?
    Deliver Some Manmeat?
    All of the above.

    Quote Originally Posted by JimmySidewalk View Post
    Something is not right in that picture... Can it be the wallpaper ? or maybe the furniture ? hmmm.. can't quite put my finger on it
    You can put your finger on it...
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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life

    All of the above.
    Well that's not a very exciting answer..

    Was expecting something a little more creative or mind-blowing..

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    Quote Originally Posted by jasc

    Well that's not a very exciting answer..

    Was expecting something a little more creative or mind-blowing..
    Little curious are ya? Lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by canadian-bacon

    Little curious are ya? Lol
    not at all.. wanna join? rofl

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    Quote Originally Posted by jasc

    not at all.. wanna join? rofl
    Depends. Do you spit or swallow?

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    Quote Originally Posted by canadian-bacon

    Depends. Do you spit or swallow?
    HJ's only.. sorry to disappoint

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    Reach around or on your knees so you can catch it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jasc View Post
    Well that's not a very exciting answer..

    Was expecting something a little more creative or mind-blowing..
    Sorry for short answer. I was in the middle of beating my meat.
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    Tenderizing a steak?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life

    Sorry for short answer. I was in the middle of beating my meat.
    You're forgiven

    is your meat canadian bacon?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jasc

    You're forgiven

    is your meat canadian bacon?
    Well I do like it rough.

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    Quote Originally Posted by canadian-bacon View Post
    Tenderizing a steak?
    Yes, same out a little satly tasting.
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    I'll be his minnie mouse.
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    How abouy a more serios question 8week into
    cycle on sust and deca 500 mg sust 400 mg deca had to quit cycle began iyching profusely in abdominal area down to quads and glutes down to hams have run the same cycle with exact same gear ordered at same time no reaction on other cycle added benadryl but had no affect I know benadryl only reacts to certain receptors no sure about other meds blocking other receptors im baffled stopped cycle waited 18 days sust should be clear started pct but still have the same prob.thanks

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    Quote Originally Posted by gonebluffn View Post
    How abouy a more serios question 8week into
    cycle on sust and deca 500 mg sust 400 mg deca had to quit cycle began iyching profusely in abdominal area down to quads and glutes down to hams have run the same cycle with exact same gear ordered at same time no reaction on other cycle added benadryl but had no affect I know benadryl only reacts to certain receptors no sure about other meds blocking other receptors im baffled stopped cycle waited 18 days sust should be clear started pct but still have the same prob.thanks
    How reliable is your gear? You say you used it before but that doesn't make what you have legit. If we remove questioning whether the gear is fake for not then i would try cycling with one compound only. First try either the deca or the sus alone and see if one or the other gives you the same reaction.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shol'va View Post
    If you were driving your friend home and this happened do you touch it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    If you were driving your friend home and this happened do you touch it?
    You pull over to the side of the road first chance you get and relieve your friend of his swelling. Hey what are friends for? At the very least you take a pic of it to show him later.

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    With friends like that........

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    What do you suppose he is dreaming of that has him standing so tall and proud?
    Sex with a chick?
    Three or more way sex?
    Sex with an animal?
    Sex with himself?
    Or
    Sex with his friend who is driving him home?



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    Quote Originally Posted by Shol'va View Post
    What do you suppose he is dreaming of that has him standing so tall and proud?
    Sex with a chick?
    Three or more way sex?
    Sex with an animal?
    Sex with himself?
    Or
    Sex with his friend who is driving him home?
    Having sex with DSM

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