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  1. 02-10-2009, 05:24 AM #961
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    Yes Qwert Yuiop is the first line on a key board, but it also a person, got ya....
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    Ive not seen my parents since 1995, are they still alive? Do you think i will ever see them again?
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    Quote Originally Posted by MAD MATT View Post
    Ive not seen my parents since 1995, are they still alive? Do you think i will ever see them again?
    They are alive and do think about you. You will not see him again.
    Now come rest on my shoulder.

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    Will i get to 2000 posts today??
    Yes.

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    Yes Qwert Yuiop is the first line on a key board, but it also a person, got ya....
    Yes, i know. Hungarian immigrant that invented the first typewriter

    Quote Originally Posted by novastepp View Post
    you give some straightforward, no-nonsense in the diet forum. thanks man, sometimes its hard to keep answering the same questions day in and day out. what are your stats man? i am having an AWFUL time with my bulking. I was gaining well through mid december, but I am stuck as hell now. Tried maxing on some carbs for a while, tried cycling carbs, tried increasing my cals by 15%...all i got was lower belly fat. pissed at the moment. and all i keep hearing is the darkside. i like your thread, btw. breaks some of the bullshit monotony.
    You shouldn't have to relay on the darkside for gains. diet diet diet. I believe its all about your protein-carbs-fats. Protein 1-1.5 no need to get super crazy with protein, remember what your body doesn't use in protein can be stored as fat as well. Maybe your taking in too much. Carbs i feel are the most important, you add them to gain , you slowly cut them to lose, easy right ? You just need to find out where you stand as far as how much you need. Fat i normally keep about 80g.

    i am 5'6 177lbs around 12% BF.
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    if seen you pet wish list pics.
    Those twinks look too gay for you.
    I though you were into masculine dudes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Voland View Post
    if seen you pet wish list pics.
    Those twinks look too gay for you.
    I though you were into masculine dudes.
    "if seen you pet wish list pics."
    Is this English ?
    Twinks are gay. I like bigger beefer guys.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    "if seen you pet wish list pics."
    Is this English ?
    Twinks are gay. I like bigger beefer guys.
    im refreing to this dude



    some twink who spend some months in the gym.
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    Hey DSM hows your HIT coming along???

    I have the Intensity right for everything but Back and Tricep, Im finding im having to lower the weight to get the proper form and intensity down,
    How is this coming along for you?
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    If i stretch my willy enough i can make it reach my bum hole, if i then stuck it in does this mean im gay???
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    Quote Originally Posted by Voland View Post
    how does cum taste? does it taste like cider? i get told that mine is fruit scented.
    Salty

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    If i want to give myself a bj do i have to have a rib removed???
    Nope, google "self suck" , enjoy.

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    If i stretch my willy enough i can make it reach my bum hole, if i then stuck it in does this mean im gay???
    If its your own penis = not gay.

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    im refreing to this dude



    some twink who spend some months in the gym.
    He does have a hot body but i do like bigger guys. Not 100% muscle but a little soft to cuddle up to.

    Quote Originally Posted by A2thej2008 View Post
    Hey DSM hows your HIT coming along???

    I have the Intensity right for everything but Back and Tricep, Im finding im having to lower the weight to get the proper form and intensity down,
    How is this coming along for you?
    Doing really well. Only think i have to be careful on is my heavy presses. I on ly did one warm up then max for shoulders and i tweaked my rotator cuff. I will do more warm ups for shoulders now. Everything else has been going really well. I love it.
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    Will these newbies ever get a clue and learn to listen to us?





















    already know the answer. NOOOOOO !
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    Quote Originally Posted by prone2rage View Post
    What is my sign?
    Slippery When Wet??
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    Quote Originally Posted by T-MOS View Post
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    already know the answer. NOOOOOO !

    You are correct.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post


    You shouldn't have to relay on the darkside for gains. diet diet diet. I believe its all about your protein-carbs-fats. Protein 1-1.5 no need to get super crazy with protein, remember what your body doesn't use in protein can be stored as fat as well. Maybe your taking in too much. Carbs i feel are the most important, you add them to gain , you slowly cut them to lose, easy right ? You just need to find out where you stand as far as how much you need. Fat i normally keep about 80g.

    i am 5'6 177lbs around 12% BF.
    yeah. i feel like im letting myself down, i feel i have a good grasp on diet and nutrition, but I am STUCK! i keep tweaking things by the 3 weeks. my strength keeps going up little by little, but my arms, and legs havent budged in 4-5 weeks. i'm going to keep trying and maybe switch up my workout completely for a month, looking for a change, thats all.
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    Quote Originally Posted by novastepp View Post
    yeah. i feel like im letting myself down, i feel i have a good grasp on diet and nutrition, but I am STUCK! i keep tweaking things by the 3 weeks. my strength keeps going up little by little, but my arms, and legs havent budged in 4-5 weeks. i'm going to keep trying and maybe switch up my workout completely for a month, looking for a change, thats all.
    well ur diet should pretty much stay close. If you stop gain add more. instead of 6 oz chicken and 1 cup brown rice make it 8 oz with a 1.5 cups. then give it two weeks and see where your at. You know the more your gain the harder is it but consistency will keep you on the right track.
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    Quote Originally Posted by T-MOS View Post
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    That funny
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    Quote Originally Posted by T-MOS View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by JDawg1536 View Post
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    it is the same thing as a white ninja or black ninja but he is brown.ninja dont make it a racial..ninja Sorry DSM I had this one on file....
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