Ask DSM anything.

[DSM4Life]

why does the day of the week determine whether or not you get the shits after ingesting taco bella?

you dont get the $hits on a friday

I do, i want to know all about it??

Im here for you..

Its down now

how does one go about becoming a repo agent?

the yellow pages

[Matt]

Its down now

Glad to hear it....

[IM708]

AHHHhhhhHHHhHHHHHhhhhHHHHhHHhhhhHhhhhhHhh

1. How do you spell ironmaiden708 backwards?

2. Can a poodle fly if it takes acid?

3. What if my penis looked like a reticulated python?

4. What is the fifth letter after H + Z/Q?

5. What would a lime on a wire look like?

6. If I rub vitamin A on my feet would I grow eyes on them?

7. What could I use a fork + knife utensil for?

8. Can I upload data into my brain if I stick a flash drive up my ass?

9. What will be the name of my childs childs 1/2 son?

10. How long can a gerbil live in my ass?

11. What is my favorite Arnold movie?

12. Can I have sex with your tits?

13. What flavor is burnt toast?

14. What would happen in I dropped a microwave out a 10th story window?

15. Could I be successful as a dick jockey?

16. Can a boner have a boner?

17. What does it mean if I have purple balls?

18. Have you ever seen blood red skys?

19. Can my computer talk to me?

20. Why doesn't my coffee cup hold liquid when I turn it upside down?

21. Would i eventually get jacked if I snorted creatine?

22. Where does YOUR lap go when you stand up?

23. What would you name a lawyer firm?

24. Shaggy velma and ____?

25. Blood is pouring out of my gooch, if I drink it will it make me jacked?

26. Whats the best way to get poo smell off my hands?

27. Biggest burger you ever ate?

28. What about creatine causes edema?

29. What does DATA stand for?

30. Will you buy me a new car?

31. What's faster a 8800gts or a velociraptor 300gb hd?

32. Ever had dick cheese with brocolli?

33. What would a russian army knife look like?

34. Does smokey the bear smoke?

35. Smokey the bear smells like smoke?

36. I like to give myself golden showers is that normal?

37. I am in the zone, what zone?

38. Is that total nonscense?

39. No such thing as a stupid question right?

40. Why is it called a "building" when it is already built?

41. When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

42. Cracker?

43. What do you call a two legged animal with a head, blood and 1 kidney and no mouth and 2 anuses?

44. My name is jack barosavish?

45. Is elmer a sweet name?

46. Ka value of .12M Hcl(aq) + H2O?

47. What is big and green and smells like gas?

48. I am the sun, does that mean I'm hot?

49. Why is it that so called psychics never win the lottery?

50. Will you itch my butt using a board with nails in it?

51. I broke my nail should I use superglue to fix it?

52. Is is normal that I fart dust?

53. My eyes burn after the last shit I took, did I eat too many onions?

54. Do you have a poop fetish?

55. Do you have a smelly poop fetish?

56. Do you have a pee fetish?

57. Do you have a diarrhea fetish?

58. Do you have a BO fetish?

59. Do you have a Simon Cowel fetish?

60. Do you have a sock fetish?

61. Foot fetish?

62. Cat fetish?

63. DSM fetish?

64. Do you enjoy what you do?

65. Can I step on your feet?

66. What's for breakfast?

67. Should prone change is name to prone2anal?

68. My fantasy name is FAaaaaatt albert?

69. Can you do a backflip on to the roof of your house?

70. Whens the last time you cut your nails?

71. Can you repeat after me?

72. 1 2 3 ___?

73. Would you like to help me abort fetus's of women who don't want an abortion and only use a plastic garden shovel to do it?

74. How many nuts can you crack in an hour?

75. How many nuts can you lick in an hour?

76. How many nacklaces do you own?

77. Would you like to be as ripped a Adreas Muntzer?

78. Am I lying?

79. What's the mating call for mimes?

80. If I put a box on your head what would you do?

81. Will you eat my toenail?

82. Would that turn you on if someone took a tumor and shoved it up your ass?

83. Is duck tape made out of ducks?

84. How high will a lead filled balloon go?

85. For the magenta sandy and ___?

86. What is the equilibrium constant for CH3COOH?

87. Do you own a nut case?

88. What is the actual reason I don't enjoy the pics threads on here anymore?

89. Do you have a video cam in your pants focused on your junk at all times for 24/7 survailence?

90. Tangent of line on x^2+1 @ x=5

91. Would you shove a basketball up your ass if it would fit?

92. Can a kitten fly if I train it hard enough?

93. After eating, do turtles have to wait one hour before getting out of the water?

94. How many rights does it take to make a left?

95. Do I have car insurance?

96. Why do people ask me when I lose things "where's the last place you left it?"

97. Do trees feel pain?

98. Biggest pimp?

99. Biggest loser?

100. Biggest retard?

102. Worst thread on the board?

103. What does racist mean in pig latin?

104. What are the names of the guys in your avatar?

105. Should they make a deoderant out of dry gooch?

106. Whats the biggest object you ever humped?

107. Whats the biggest object I ever humped?

108. Why are steroids called steroids?

109. If you choke a Smurf what color does it turn?

110. If I ate a battery would it keep me energized?

111. Do you care that jimmy cracks corn?

112. Why was bush such a terrible president?

113. Where does the white go when the snow melts?

114. Can I eat tren like flintstones vitamins?

115. Does my facial fair look like pubes?

116. Would I get jacked from eating american cheese and pretzel sticks?

117. Why do they make scented toilet paper?

118. Where are we going?

119. What user on here is the definition of gay?

120. What user is the definition of coolness?

121. Which user is the biggest retard on the entire board?

122. Whos the biggest whore?

123. Do shrugs fit best with shoulders or back day?

124. Can I use jello for jelly?

125. When it comes time what should my tag on my name be?

126. Do I ask too many questions?

127. If you had to have a sex with something non human what would you choose?

128. Can I throw a brick at your head?

129. If I raped a kid would you tell on me?

130. Would you drink a gallon of my saliva?

131. My poop is purple, is it from watching the movie purple rain?

132. Do you like to be flamed?

133. Does rancid protein = huge muscle gains?

134. Would you be willing to show a gay guy how to have better sex in the sack even though you are in a relationship?

135. Will you someday be a gay pornstar?

136. I can't see my hair when I put on a hat, why?

137. What's your take on the current economic situation?

138. What do plates that are made in china sound like when they break? What about us plates?

139. Can y140. ou win a koolaid drinking contest in new orleans?

140. Are you on TRT?

141. What is phates fate?

142. What does UB stand for?

143. Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

144. Can I cut off circulation to my legs from drinknig too much water?

145. What if jesus was black?

146. Whale or squirrel size dicks?

147. What's forth hand smoking?

148. Is sennheiser a good brand?

149. Do you find yourself whipping out the preparation h after a heavy anal session?

150. Would you molest a 4 years olds head if he said daddy?

151. How many time do I have to spin in one direction to time travel?

152. Would i get a better night sleep if I slept on my nuts?

153. What is your most epic fail to date?

154. What is my current ekg reading?

155. What is my favorite word?

156. What's my favorite word on tuesdays?

157. Do you enjoy long walks on the beach?

158. What does BOGO stand for?

159. I shoved a pool ball up my ass and I can't get it out what should I do?

160. What does it mean if have one night stand? (notice no 'a' next to the word 'have.')

161. Apples to _____?

162. What is mad matts middle name?

163. What is the first post on page 2190 of the post whore thread?

164. What would I look like if I decided to become a born again black guy?

165. Can childrens skin get made into lampshades?

166. What size butt plug is your favorite?

167. Wake me up before you go go?

168. I'm bleeding and my bloods blue, why?

169. Why do they call it 'chili' if it's hot?

170. I made a necklace out of teeth, would you like me to make you one?

171. Would you have sex with supernanny?

172. If I ate a penny would I poop out a quarter?

173. If I believe I can fly can I touch the sky?

174. I had sex with a chick and made her cry. What did I do wrong? What did I do right?

175. Can I elbow you if my arm is straight?

176. Where does my foot go when I put on my shoes?

177. Is a steak knife my best friend?

178. Do I talk to myself too much?

179. What will happen if I eat blistex?

180. Have you ever snorted yohimbine powder?

181. How many fingers do you use to hold a cup of coffee?

182. Can I bodyslam you using my shadow?

183. If square mean up then what does a rhombus mean?

184. Can a barcode be hacked using scissors?

185. Can i create a vortex to another dimension if I sneeze hard enough?

186. Can you cross your eyes?

187. Leonardo Dicaprio?

188. Who's the man in the box?

189. Do you eat gold for breakfast?

190. I dropped my blistex cap, should I pick it up?

191. How long can I leave honey out before it goes good?

192. Should i buy some of mad matts rancid protein?

193. Will my cat ninja kick me if I pull on her tail?

194. Why is reed so damn tiny?

195. Why is ruhl busted on so bad on here?

196. Will eating ice extinguish heart burn?

197. 197/2* 22/7^-1/2?

198. Did you ever watch the movie the lost boys?

199. What kind of cycles did Arnold run back in the day?

200. Where do you buy your steroids at?

201. Do you have big balls if you wear a ball cap?

202. Can children lick their own ear?

203. Can I lick my own ear?

204. Can you lick my eaR?

205. I broke a glass and stepped on it, what should my immediate reaction be because I don't know.

206. It hurts when I try to hyperextend my fingers, should I stop doing that?

207. If I made a game called "where's the fruit?" Would you play it?

208. Who would win, ninja dog vs ninja squirrel?

209. Are you a child of the whore?

210. Should I go get that checked out?

211. Are you angry at me after what I did?

212. I messed up what should I do?

213. Will you make me a hat out of aluminum foil?

214. Are you excited to see what the last question is?

215. Yesssssmam?

216. Did carrot top eat too many carrots?

217. Did he use to be a bunny?

218. how many bunnies does it take to make a triangle?

219. Will you sell me your skin for a dollar?

220. what does the way of the warrior mean in hungarian?

221. I benched 225 8 times?

222. 222/34.596839^e^.456?

223. Whats my whores whores grandmother name?

224. Why do you suck at providing lottery numbers?

225. dukk dukk goose?

226. Why does M look like a W upside down?

227. Whats another word for orange?

228. What colors do you have to mix to make red?

229. If the color of grass is purple what's the color of the sky?

230. Vodka is the same a ginger root?

231. Can I cure cancer using aromatherapy?

232. Can I sue your mom?

233. Does my penis have superpowers?

234. Do you enjoy sniffing your fingers after they've been in a pile of dog shit?

235. What would you do with an oblong shaped peice of plastic?

236. Can question 236 be the same as question 632?

237. What bird is smarter than a walrus?

238. A tree fell on my house, does it hate me?

239. Should I try to kill it so it doesn't happen again?

240. If a poster says slayer on it what does that mean?

241. If I tryed to smoke benjamin frankalins finger would I get smarter?

242. Can I cook chicken using my brain?

243. Can I used old gum as an ear plug?

244. Will choking on a beebee make me happy?

245. What % mass of gold is from the e-?

246. Whaqt would be first thing you would do if you found out you had AIDS?

247. I dragon kicked my brother and he got pissed, why?

248. Do you ever get pumped to take a dump?

249. When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

250. Where would you put it?

251. Who killed the Dead Sea?

252. Did you hear me?

253. I put a phone in a bar, should I call it a bar phone?

254. Why do I have a facination with the letter L?

255. I punched my cd drive and now it doesn't work, how can I fix it?

256. Will you trade me your 249 for my old 724?

257. What could voice of reason done different to make it so he isn't in this predicament?

258. Mmmmm pickles?

259. Have you ever had a hard drink?

260. Where can I buy a bottle of cold sauce?

261. Can a vampire get AIDS?

262. Who is my little friend?

263. If I pretend that I'm gay will I enjoy reading poetry?

264. Why does it smell in my car when I fart with the windows rolled up?

265. Is it possible to run a 3 minute mile?

266. Canyouansweraquestioniftheentirethingisaskedwithou tusingasinglespacebetweenanyofthewords?

267. Howboutonasundayafteryouwereoutallnightandarenowin abadmoodbecauseyoufoundoutyourhaddrunkensuxwithatr anny?

268. How would we know if a word in the dictionary is misspelled?

269. Do bees have an easy time winning spellnig bees?

270. x^6=3435.9738368?

271. Would you buy a new tv if they offered a free lollypop with it?

272. What would you do for a klondike bar?

273. I asked my dad why he is so gay and said he isn't gay, why is he being so stubborn?

274. How much would you pay me to rub your feet?

275. Why are the people so fat on the biggest loser?

276. Why don't they use thinner more attractive people?

277. Why do I find some of the advice that the trainers on the show give I find to be outrageous?

278. Would you mind rubbing sun tan lotion on my feet?

279. What event happened that caused over 1 million people in the US to dissapear?

280. If I sprayed wood polish in my ass would it make it nice and slick?

281. Are you a child of the whore?

282. Should I buy a new keyboard?

283. Did you defile my bed?

284. Do you pledge to never rape a little kid ever again in your life?

285. How long does it take you to find your brain in the morning?

286. What do you think when you see cheese sticks?

287. How many dumbasses are on this site?

288. What do you enjoy about Saturday Night Live?

289. Which of the Golden Girls would you make your best friend?

290. Son of a ___...

291. I got ___ on my head don't call me a ____ head....fill in anything goes

292. What is a creative thing I can do with my cell phone?

293. What dinosaur does a stick of deoderant look like?

294. Whats the shape of a pear?

295. Is your bfs asshole nice and tight?

296. Who has bigger boobs you or me?

297. Would you eat a banana if i dipped it in burnt tuna?

298. I got a ball stuck in my ass, will you reach in and pull it out for me?

299. What is big and red and smells.

300. This is person has ears, nose, eyes, and hair. Who am I thinking of?

301. Why is this chair so comfortable?

302. Do you know why it's pointless to superdose any vitamins especially vitamin c?

303. Do you like to drink Black Pearl?

304. What are the worst kind of teeth for sucking dicks?

305. Do you chase strings?

306. What time will I yawn at?

307. Why does dukkits mom taste like tuna and milk?

308. Why does dukkit enjoy the taste of his mom?

309. How many fingers was I holding up yesterday?

310. I lost it, can you help me find it?

311. What has a higher specific heat than water?

312. Where is Elvis secretly hiding at?

313. Would you do Hitler and his little stash if you had the chance?

314. Why am i not going to the dentist on tuesday?

315. Both my parents are white, but for some reason my brother is to....why?

316. But my hair is brown??? Can you tell me why?

317. Favorite pair of sketchers?

318. Will I get angry if I stare at a red colored strobe light?

319. What hertz will make me the most aggresive?

320. How many cubes of ice will it take to cool the planet by 10 degrees?

321. Where does MY lap go when I stand up?

322. I artificially inseminated a fetus in your asshole when you were sleeping. Are you happy that you will finally have a baby?

323. What would a flying snake be called?

324. My tire is flat, should I not drive the car in that condition?

325. Slytherin or Gryphandore?

326. Should I give you a cd?

327. Can I trust you with my cd?

328. What if you break my cd?

329. Is my heart inside that cd?

330. Can you listen to cds?

331. What does cd stand for?

332. Should I keep the cd?

333. If I told you there was candy inside the cd would you try to peal it apart?

334. What is your fantasy name?

335. What is you boyfriends fantasy name?

336. Favorite way to roleplay?

337. If I pledge to be your friend will you buy me a cookie?

338. How many days did it take the package to reach my house?

339. What day of the week is the most gay?

340. Which user would you have sex with if you met them in person?

341. Is it sexy that I gave myself bruises, became skinny, wear all black, and make shitty poetry?

342. How many people does it take to use a keyboard?

343. How many chinese make an uno card?

344. Is uno worth more than my center nut?

345. I finished off a bottle of tabasco, should I buy another one and not use it?

356. Why is my center nut sooo much bigger than my other 1?

357. My dick is bigger than a pencil, is that an accomplishment?

358. Do you prefer average?

359. Are you considered unique?

360. Am I unique?

361. What is my mental age in dog years?

362. What is more important than groundhogs but less important than jelly beans?

363. Why does Hamish&Andy feel the urge to intrude in your threads with derogatory comments?

364. Would having sex with him change is whole perspective on you?

365. What is a nicer way to say rape?

366. Should I make a thread called the official sorry thread?

367. My nipples fall off when I'm sleeping, I can't seem to find it. Any clue where it got to?

368. How many strands of hair do I have on my head?

369. Can brain power give me dragon ball z like abilities?

370. Isn't it cool that I can sharpen an axe using my dick?

371. How do I say good night in spanish?

372. Why does scooby doo talk like hes a chinese immigrant?

373. Is he racist?

374. Are its creators racist?

375. What does racist even mean in dog language?

376. Why do peopel insist on fixing things that arn't broken?

377. How many things have I fixed recently that wern't broken?

378. How many penises does it take to make a faggot?

379. What does it mean when it says 'push' on a door?

380. How beautiful is my baby?

381. How does that burger taste?

382. If I bury enough paper will a tree grow?

383. How often does a weeping willow weep?

384. Silly + Greed = ?

385. Can I glue a nickel on your eye?

386. What equation do I need to use to find the area of my computer monitor?

387. Does the word quack mean anything to you?

388. Have you ever been narked?

389. What's an acronym for the word elephant?

390. 390^(-1/2)=34x?

391. I raped the soul of your future chinese kid you will adopt, thanks?

392. I did it again! What should I do to ensure it won't happen again?

393. If I accurately throw a dart at a wall and it makes a hole do I win 10 dollars from the tooth fairy?

394. How big of a whore is the tooth fairy?

395. When I eat tuna my cat stares at me. Will kicking her stop her from doing that?

396. What is a walruses favorite vacation spot?

397. Are you an assclown?

398. What does an assclown mask look like?

399. How many Bill Clintons does it take to make a pimp?

400. Since I am so special can you give me the phone number of my great great grandsons slutty whore of a girlfriend?

401. What month does christmas fall in?

402. Why did the egyptians build so many ruined building?

403. Who owns the lochness monster?

404. What's its favorite food?

405. Do you own a death ray?

406. What time do your legs open at?

407. How much can I buy your soul for?

408. What should be the last question?

409. What's the purpose of bagged milk?

410. What will be the name of the last Tom Clancy book?

411. Will you trim my bush for me by chewing it off?

412. How much did I pay for my life after royalty fees and taxes from the IRS?

413. Do shemales appeal to you at all?

414. Would you like to impregnate a shemale?

415. How many shoes will I have to throw at your face to get you pissed?

416. Why does that new osbournes reloaded show suck?

417. Are you the boogeyman?

418. What celebrity would be a terrifying boogeyman?

419. Why is it that all insurance companies say they will save you money over other ones even though that isn't possible?

420. If I stick vitamins up my ass will they absorb better?

421. What does ironmaiden708 rythme with?

422. What does DSM stand for? No for real this time!

423. What word begins with a z and ends with a z?

424. What does JBM stand for?

425. What does an assclown pizza have for toppings?

426. Why does mad matt enjoy jelly beans so much?

427. Duz it make mad u wen ppl do'not gud spel?

428. How do the french say LOL?

429. Forstar du dette sporsmalet?

430. Who is the father of the whore?

431. Why is it that my blood pressure drops when I slice my arms open?

432. How often should I check my email?

433. How often should I check my email if I was gay?

434. How often should I check my email if I like to eat sandwiches?

435. How black is Obama compared to Al Gore?

436. Can I chop off your fingers and use them as piano keys?

437. Will you please grow out the finger nail on one of them so I can use it as a toothpick?

438. How many wrongs make a right?

439. How would you like me to kill you?

440. Do you own a pet that I can rape?

441. How smelly are my feet?

442. What do I own that makes to look gay?

443. How often do you take shits that clog the toilet?

444. Why can't I fly?

445. Are you friends with any racists?

446. What emotion turns my face purple?

447. Is it that time of the month for you?

448. Why do monkeys enjoy smoking?

449. What is Dukkits IQ?

450. What member on here am I the most in love with? (not you!)

451. Why do I find your mom to be so official?

452. What breed of dog looks like a stick of gum?

453. How legit is your dad?

454. Do your parents love you?

455. Do my parents love me?

456. Would my dog lick your face if it wasn't dead?

457. How many bags of nuts would I have to give you for you to look at me?

458. How do I tell my penis to shut up when I'm trying to sleep?

459. Have you ever drank swamp ass juice?

460. Favorite smiley?

451. What do I regret about making all these questions?

452. Would you eat your own shit if it was edible?

453. Do you enjoy a little mud butt every once in a while?

454. How many slaves do you have at your house?

455. How many times a day do you rape them?

456. Highest quality protein source?

457. What's the AA profile of human meat?

458. Will I get high is I snort NAC powder?

459. Would 0mega-3 shots sell well?

460. How many mexicans can I stuff in my pants?

461. How many chinese can I stuff in my pants?

462. Why is Paula Abdul such a bitch?

463. Would you do Roy Orbison?

464. Who would you like to see in spandex?

465. What paradox do I live in?

466. How many muchcans can fit in a pizza box?

467. Do dogs like the taste of dick?

468. How romantic are you after eating liver?

469. What is fast and weighs more than a pound?

470. Why can't I see anything after I stab my eyes out?

471. What is the purpose of feet?

472. What cheese has very low protein content?

473. Can you name me something pink that tastes like blood?

474. I just pooped out my mouth, what video did I just watch?

475. What's worth more a whore or some chick who is sterile?

476. My dick has green puss oozing out of it, am I sick.

477. Did I breathe in the last 5 minutes?

478. Are you feeling saucy right now?

479. does my face look like ape shit?

480. Why did i throw my cell phone into the pool at my house.

481. Who is secretly gay on this forum?

482. What does my huge big toe tell me about my soul?

483. Why does no one even come close when it coems to asking questions?

484. Are you so jacked that you can't wipe your own ass?

485. Will Ferris Beuller ever get caught?

486. Will I die tomarrow?

487. When will the monocalypse happen?

488. Ever eaten deer testicles?

489. What would i make "Jacked Meal" out of?

490. Would it cause me to jack off alot?

491. Do you have a helmet that you wear with a tube coming out of it that you would shove in your own or your boyfriends ass?

492. What is the funnest part of anal stimulation?

493. Are you a FFF member?

494. Favorite brand of gum?

495. How big of a pervert are you?

496. How big of a pervert am I?

497. How many friends do I have?

498. Are you a big enough of a pervert to milk a cow using your mouth?

499. What did it taste like?

500. Should this be the last time I make a pack of question like this?

[T-MOS]

Are you going to answer all those questions?

[DSM4Life]

Are you going to answer all those questions?

If he posts them in the proper manner i might.

[jbm]

Can you finish that in 10mins?

[IM708]

Good deal^^^^^

[jbm]

Do you still love ironmaiden?

[IM708]

1. How do you spell ironmaiden708 backwards?

2. Can a poodle fly if it takes acid?

3. What if my penis looked like a reticulated python?

4. What is the fifth letter after H + Z/Q?

5. What would a lime on a wire look like?

[IM708]

6. If I rub vitamin A on my feet would I grow eyes on them?

7. What could I use a fork + knife utensil for?

8. Can I upload data into my brain if I stick a flash drive up my ass?

9. What will be the name of my childs childs 1/2 son?

10. How long can a gerbil live in my ass?

[IM708]

11. What is my favorite Arnold movie?

12. Can I have sex with your tits?

13. What flavor is burnt toast?

14. What would happen in I dropped a microwave out a 10th story window?

15. Could I be successful as a dick jockey?

[IM708]

16. Can a boner have a boner?

17. What does it mean if I have purple balls?

18. Have you ever seen blood red skys?

19. Can my computer talk to me?

20. Why doesn't my coffee cup hold liquid when I turn it upside down?

[IM708]

21. Would i eventually get jacked if I snorted creatine?

22. Where does YOUR lap go when you stand up?

23. What would you name a lawyer firm?

24. Shaggy velma and ____?

25. Blood is pouring out of my gooch, if I drink it will it make me jacked?

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26. Whats the best way to get poo smell off my hands?

27. Biggest burger you ever ate?

28. What about creatine causes edema?

29. What does DATA stand for?

30. Will you buy me a new car?

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31. What's faster a 8800gts or a velociraptor 300gb hd?

32. Ever had dick cheese with brocolli?

33. What would a russian army knife look like?

34. Does smokey the bear smoke?

35. Smokey the bear smells like smoke?

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6. I like to give myself golden showers is that normal?

37. I am in the zone, what zone?

38. Is that total nonscense?

39. No such thing as a stupid question right?

40. Why is it called a "building" when it is already built?

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41. When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

42. Cracker?

43. What do you call a two legged animal with a head, blood and 1 kidney and no mouth and 2 anuses?

44. My name is jack barosavish?

45. Is elmer a sweet name?

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46. Ka value of .12M Hcl(aq) + H2O?

47. What is big and green and smells like gas?

48. I am the sun, does that mean I'm hot?

49. Why is it that so called psychics never win the lottery?

50. Will you itch my butt using a board with nails in it?

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51. I broke my nail should I use superglue to fix it?

52. Is is normal that I fart dust?

53. My eyes burn after the last shit I took, did I eat too many onions?

54. Do you have a poop fetish?

55. Do you have a smelly poop fetish?

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56. Do you have a pee fetish?

57. Do you have a diarrhea fetish?

58. Do you have a BO fetish?

59. Do you have a Simon Cowel fetish?

60. Do you have a sock fetish?

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61. Foot fetish?

62. Cat fetish?

63. DSM fetish?

64. Do you enjoy what you do?

65. Can I step on your feet?

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66. What's for breakfast?

67. Should prone change is name to prone2anal?

68. My fantasy name is FAaaaaatt albert?

69. Can you do a backflip on to the roof of your house?

70. Whens the last time you cut your nails?

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71. Can you repeat after me?

72. 1 2 3 ___?

73. Would you like to help me abort fetus's of women who don't want an abortion and only use a plastic garden shovel to do it?

74. How many nuts can you crack in an hour?

75. How many nuts can you lick in an hour?

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76. How many nacklaces do you own?

77. Would you like to be as ripped a Adreas Muntzer?

78. Am I lying?

79. What's the mating call for mimes?

80. If I put a box on your head what would you do?

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81. Will you eat my toenail?

82. Would that turn you on if someone took a tumor and shoved it up your ass?

83. Is duck tape made out of ducks?

84. How high will a lead filled balloon go?

85. For the magenta sandy and ___?

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86. What is the equilibrium constant for CH3COOH?

87. Do you own a nut case?

88. What is the actual reason I don't enjoy the pics threads on here anymore?

89. Do you have a video cam in your pants focused on your junk at all times for 24/7 survailence?

90. Tangent of line on x^2+1 @ x=5

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91. Would you shove a basketball up your ass if it would fit?

92. Can a kitten fly if I train it hard enough?

93. After eating, do turtles have to wait one hour before getting out of the water?

94. How many rights does it take to make a left?

95. Do I have car insurance?

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96. Why do people ask me when I lose things "where's the last place you left it?"

97. Do trees feel pain?

98. Biggest pimp?

99. Biggest loser?

100. Biggest retard?

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101. How many sleepless nights will these questions give you?

102. Worst thread on the board?

103. What does racist mean in pig latin?

104. What are the names of the guys in your avatar?

105. Should they make a deoderant out of dry gooch?

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106. Whats the biggest object you ever humped?

107. Whats the biggest object I ever humped?

108. Why are steroids called steroids?

109. If you choke a Smurf what color does it turn?

110. If I ate a battery would it keep me energized?

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111. Do you care that jimmy cracks corn?

112. Why was bush such a terrible president?

113. Where does the white go when the snow melts?

114. Can I eat tren like flintstones vitamins?

115. Does my facial fair look like pubes?

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116. Would I get jacked from eating american cheese and pretzel sticks?

117. Why do they make scented toilet paper?

118. Where are we going?

119. What user on here is the definition of gay?

120. What user is the definition of coolness?

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121. Which user is the biggest retard on the entire board?

122. Whos the biggest whore?

123. Do shrugs fit best with shoulders or back day?

124. Can I use jello for jelly?

125. When it comes time what should my tag on my name be?

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126. Do I ask too many questions?

127. If you had to have a sex with something non human what would you choose?

128. Can I throw a brick at your head?

129. If I raped a kid would you tell on me?

130. Would you drink a gallon of my saliva?

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131. My poop is purple, is it from watching the movie purple rain?

132. Do you like to be flamed?

133. Does rancid protein = huge muscle gains?

134. Would you be willing to show a gay guy how to have better sex in the sack even though you are in a relationship?

135. Will you someday be a gay pornstar?

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136. I can't see my hair when I put on a hat, why?

137. What's your take on the current economic situation?

138. What do plates that are made in china sound like when they break? What about us plates?

139. Can you win a koolaid drinking contest in new orleans?

140. Are you on TRT?

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141. What is phates fate?

142. What does UB stand for?

143. Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

144. Can I cut off circulation to my legs from drinknig too much water?

145. What if jesus was black?

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146. Whale or squirrel size dicks?

147. What's forth hand smoking?

148. Is sennheiser a good brand?

149. Do you find yourself whipping out the preparation h after a heavy anal session?

150. Would you molest a 4 years olds head if he said daddy?

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151. How many time do I have to spin in one direction to time travel?

152. Would i get a better night sleep if I slept on my nuts?

153. What is your most epic fail to date?

154. What is my current ekg reading?

155. What is my favorite word?

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156. What's my favorite word on tuesdays?

157. Do you enjoy long walks on the beach?

158. What does BOGO stand for?

159. I shoved a pool ball up my ass and I can't get it out what should I do?

160. What does it mean if have one night stand? (notice no 'a' next to the word 'have.')