A shaving tip for people who use razors (body shaving).

[Bojangles69]

I HATE shaving my body, it sucks and it takes a lot of time.
So I thought I'd post what I now do that I personally think fvcking rocks.
This is not for facial hair btw.

With even a good electric razor I notice I'm going over the same spot a few times to get it even, and going back and forth trying to make sure theres no patches I missed.

The only way I get a decent shave with an electric is right after I shower when the hair/skin is dry and oil free.
Even so they still suck, plus they leave stubble most of the time. And if you use an electric razor to get rid of the stubble too.. well you're wasting a lot of time.

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Blade Razors

Theres TONS of different kinds. Vibrating ones, 1 blade, 2.. 3 & even 4.
Cheap ones, expensive ones, lubed ones, light ones, heavy ones etc.

Well after years and years obsessing and trying different things this is what I've settled on.

A bath. (not my secret yet)
If you're shaving your body by yourself, you need water, and it shouldn't be moving. (will wash off the gel) A lot of skin needs to stay wet and warm and a bath is the best.

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Gels vs Creams

I'm not getting into a debate about this but if you use creams you're an idiot.
Gels make a much thicker cream, last longer on the skin, less irritation and over all friction plus a better shave.
Also I prefer the odorless gels.

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Now, the "trick" lol.
This is nothing brilliant but its quick and works great if you don't have parkinsons (shaky hands). Otherwise you may hit an artery and die.

Buy the CHEAP one blade bic razors.
They are sharp as shit for body hair. They dull extremely fast so I suggest having 2 prepared.
Still way cheaper and quicker.

Plus you can't use anything but a single blade so go with bic.

Now:
Get a pair of nail clippers (toe nail not finger) and WITHOUT touching the blade itself, bite off all the braces with the clipper that keeps the guard on the blade.
Use a twisting motion to snap off the guard.

Do it to 2 razors. (do it to 20 and store them if you want, its really quick).

Now this is WHY I do this.
*** NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS MORE FVCKING ANNOYING THAN A 6 INCH STROKE WITH A RAZOR AND TRYING TO UNCLOG HAIR BY SMACKING THE FVCKER UNDER WATER****

How many times do you smack a blade because of hair clogs? It kills so much time and actually kills a blade QUICKER because you wind up recutting clogged hair in the blade.

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An obvious warning: When the guard is off use some common sense when shaving please.
No side to side motions at all. You will kill yourself.

Just shave with a normal shaving motion and don't twist the blade at all. Its real simple, don't be scared but don't be an idiot.

Soap and gel up with cream.

Take the bic and watch how quick that m/fkr takes hair off.
One stroke and its all gone. No clogs, no patches or nothing.
If it starts shaving rough at all simply switch for a new razor.

I'll never shave any other way like this now. Obviously do not go near your face with a bic, and stay away from joints, underarms, nipples etc. Its prefered to have one blade with the guard to do the really tiny areas that an unguarded razor would wind up butchering you to death with.

I also do not use Nair because it stinks, its terrible for your skin, causes lot of chemical reactions, and can hurt like a bitch.

So anyone looking to try a new way to shave body hair try this.

Also another thing I always do is when I soap before I shave I leave the soap on my skin and put the gel over it. It provides much more lubrication.

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The End

ps. should go w/out saying but the privates are obviously off limits as well.

[StoneGRMI]

Too much reading...either way, I have no trouble shaving/trimming.

[Bojangles69]

YES YOU DO.
You are in denial, and your cloud of repressed anger for razors can only be shattered with my wisdom.

Now go read and you will like your life better, free of charge.

[godkilla]

ill leave the guard on my razor and stick with a mach 3 and a reminton. it doesnt take that long anyways.

[Deltasaurus]

think im going to try this, question though i loved being completely hairless except head and eyebrows and a little in the southern region but i have never shaved my legs out of fear of ridicule form EVERYONE mom dad my boss girls, Do u shave your legs????

[WARMachine]

Wow.... Is this your way of coming out?

I gotta say there are less obvious ways bro...

[Bojangles69]

think im going to try this, question though i loved being completely hairless except head and eyebrows and a little in the southern region but i have never shaved my legs out of fear of ridicule form EVERYONE mom dad my boss girls, Do u shave your legs????

Haha no.
I trim them down to 3/4" so theres hair but not too much. People can't tell and it still accentuates enough definition w/out looking gay.

My one brother shaves everything except head and eyebrows but hes also so big most people are afraid to even mention the leg shaving thing lol.

[Bojangles69]

Wow.... Is this your way of coming out?

I gotta say there are less obvious ways bro...

It works best if you exfoliate preshave and to keep soapy water from going up your butt just put a dildo up there, works really well.

[Deltasaurus]

Wow.... Is this your way of coming out?

I gotta say there are less obvious ways bro...

Your Such a Fvcker War Lmao hahahaha No im not gay i love Vagina
i swear i just love smooth skin on skin, but serious i wanted to trim em up,
long story short i had full facial hair in 8th grade, IM A FLIPPIN WOLF....... i have to shave the back of my neck twice a weak or it will grow around to my facial hair and side burns will all connect. LOL
Coming out.......pppsshhhhh.........Why I outta....LOL


PS. Not that theres anything wrong with being gay.-hey DSM is a Homie
LOL


-AJ

[Bojangles69]

Statistics show men who shave more usually have more hair which = more test which = bigger penis which ultimately = more sex with women.

[Deltasaurus]

im well endowed but im not a donkey or anything near Chuck Norris LOL

-AJ

[Kale]

Jesus just go and buy a cut throat !!!

[Older lifter]

How did this thread go from the longest story on how to shave to being a gay thing.......

[Amorphic]

philips bodygroom, nuff said

[Bojangles69]

philips bodygroom, nuff said

sometimes i'll still use mine but the battery only last 20mins now cause Ive had it for like 4 years.
even when it was new though it usually took over an hour and id have to recharge the thing.

but electric wise its prob the best, there is something with a patent pending i used that cosco sells which might be better though.

forgot the name but its a reallllly wide blade, curved, and cuts really fast and close for an electric razor. its the only curved electric razor out there i think, fits perfect around arms, shoulders, etc.

[Kale]

sometimes i'll still use mine but the battery only last 20mins now cause Ive had it for like 4 years.
even when it was new though it usually took over an hour and id have to recharge the thing.

but electric wise its prob the best, there is something with a patent pending i used that cosco sells which might be better though.

forgot the name but its a reallllly wide blade, curved, and cuts really fast and close for an electric razor. its the only curved electric razor out there i think, fits perfect around arms, shoulders, etc.

What are you,? A Yetti ?

[Bojangles69]

dude shaving my ass alone takes like 20mins. I have to bend over in front of a mirror while looking underneath and inbetween my legs to make sure I dont miss spots.

but yes, my grand father was a pure bred.. and his father was bigfoot.

[Kale]

dude shaving my ass alone takes like 20mins. I have to bend over in front of a mirror while looking underneath and inbetween my legs to make sure I dont miss spots.

but yes, my grand father was a pure bred.. and his father was bigfoot.

My eyes,,, my eyes !!!!!!!

[I_Want_Abs]

philips bodygroom, nuff said

I have heard really good things about the Phillips Bodygroom but it's still not avaliable in australia yet

[DSM4Life]

Statistics show men who shave more usually have more hair which True = more test which true = bigger penis which ultimately true = more sex with women. ummm false !

[WARMachine]

My eyes,,, my eyes !!!!!!!

[IronReload04]

woah, lots of info their....gonna read it later...in the meantime


i have this "sideburn" trimmer. I swear to God dude, this thing is Godly. I used it all over. It is exteremly easy and never cuts or nicks. It leaves really really really really tiny stubbles, barely noticable, and then a regular razor can go swoosh swoosh swoosh and get it instantly.

[IronReload04]

think im going to try this, question though i loved being completely hairless except head and eyebrows and a little in the southern region but i have never shaved my legs out of fear of ridicule form EVERYONE mom dad my boss girls, Do u shave your legs????

ya dude...bump...because I have the same exact question. I am self consciuos enough about having hairless forearms. I can totally relate to dad and boss etc etc.

[Lemonada8]

i used that veet stuff... i liked it, and to get rid of the smell after wards just put some good lotion on ( i use cocoa butter, it smells soooooo good )

[QuieTSToRM33]

Wow.... Is this your way of coming out?

I gotta say there are less obvious ways bro...

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!!!!

[Older lifter]

Wonder how many people actually read the whole thing

[Slin Ninja]

dude, pick one day to shave upper half and one day for the lower...do each once a week and your good to go. geez...