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    A foot long sausage up the Keister... Who am i? (hint: I'm Horse)

    Would somebody do me a favor and lock this thread, i have never had one of my threads locked. Break my "locked thread" virginity. I am home alone on a Saturday night and am going ****ing nuts...

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    Oh, and my g/f (ex girlfriend maybe, hell i don't know) hates me!
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    Anybody in Texas close to Dallas?

    **** i am bored..drinking a little though so that is helping
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    Nothing like having some drinks and surfing the greatest ****ing forum eva
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    LMFAO!!!!

    I will pay somebody $20 dollars to see to it that this thread does not ever get locked.......

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    I am drinking some Cherry Flavored liquor with Diet Pepsi..not bad
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    Quote Originally Posted by HORSE
    LMFAO!!!!

    I will pay somebody $20 dollars to see to it that this thread does not ever get locked.......

    C'mon...lock it goddamnit...i am in misery here..you get off on watching a fellow AR brother sulk in his misery?

    **** it...i now what i will do..i forgot to jack off today..

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    Quote Originally Posted by HORSE
    LMFAO!!!!

    I will pay somebody $20 dollars to see to it that this thread does not ever get locked.......
    you ARE JUST PLAIN CRUEL, horse

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    Murilo tell me one of your crazy bjj stories where your trying to help a white belt out and end up getting hurt

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    I see you looking at this thread mn Fighter...

    Please don't read it...i am supposed to be some MMA know it all and instead i am posting like a ****ing loser over here...
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    Quote Originally Posted by mn_fighter
    Murilo tell me one of your crazy bjj stories where your trying to help a white belt out and end up getting hurt

    Well the guy was actually one of the Black Belts who taught Ishin Ryu classes at our school...make no mistake i jacked him up later and never helped him again.

    *see i am a bad ass*
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    Another time during the Vale Tudo class..we were going at it and i ended up in this guy's guard and i felt some pain and looked at the mat and there was blood everywhere..looked at my foot and i had no toe nail on my big toe..had to wrap that crusty mother****er up for a month after that.
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    Naw murilo i actually never trained mma I am actually 400 pounds over weight and just pretend to be concerend about fitness

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    And i almost kicked Kron Gracie's ass back in 2000 at Rickson's...he was probably 8yrs old at the time...i seriously asked him to roll and he said "i don't have a gi"

    He backed down like a bitch...
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    I look like a combination of butter bean and hunt with the skill level of wes simms

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    Quote Originally Posted by mn_fighter
    Naw murilo i actually never trained mma I am actually 400 pounds over weight and just pretend to be concerend about fitness

    That is the exact reason why i will never meet you, cause i am a Internet Warrior.
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    Quote Originally Posted by muriloninja
    And i almost kicked Kron Gracie's ass back in 2000 at Rickson's...he was probably 8yrs old at the time...i seriously asked him to roll and he said "i don't have a gi"

    He backed down like a bitch...
    That is a classic are you one who believe no gi is less techinical then gi?

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    Quote Originally Posted by mn_fighter
    I look like a combination of butter bean and hunt with the skill level of wes simms

    Butterbean just got TKO'd in Cage Rage tonight. Try to have video soon.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mn_fighter
    That is a classic are you one who believe no gi is less techinical then gi?

    When i first started back in 99' i was brain washed into all the Gracie propoganda and would have told you to start in a Gi and to some extent i still agree depending on what you want to do (MMA or Submission Wrestling)

    MMA: I would never put on pajamas and roll..**** that
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    You need to post a pic of yourself mn Fighter...sheesh
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    I guess i am gonna have to do something to get this bitch locked
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    Quote Originally Posted by muriloninja
    When i first started back in 99' i was brain washed into all the Gracie propoganda and would have told you to start in a Gi and to some extent i still agree depending on what you want to do (MMA or Submission Wrestling)

    MMA: I would never put on pajamas and roll..**** that
    I do some training in gi most mostly non gi since I wrestled greco for so long I have some wicked throws and dont even need a gi lol

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    On another note..i bought a book today for my Network+ certification...

    Show me the money $$$$$$
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    Hey Horse I wanna hook up with a 15 year old is there anything wrong with that? lolol

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    Yeah, i like to kill kittens and then masturbate..got a ****ing problem with that?
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    Quote Originally Posted by mn_fighter
    Hey Horse I wanna hook up with a 15 year old is there anything wrong with that? lolol
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    Quote Originally Posted by muriloninja
    Yeah, i like to kill kittens and then masturbate..got a ****ing problem with that?
    um yea its a huge problem!!!!

    if you're excluding puppies you sick fvcker!!!!

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    7 members viewing this thread and only 2-3 posting...what a bunch of slackers...
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    So you and chest cicle jerk together?

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    Quote Originally Posted by UpstateTank
    um yea its a huge problem!!!!

    if you're excluding puppies you sick fvcker!!!!

    Let it be known i only kill girl cats and then masturbate..what do you think i am, a fag?
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    Quote Originally Posted by mn_fighter
    So you and chest cicle jerk together?
    Not yet...
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    Quote Originally Posted by HORSE
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    Actually Horse I am kinda dating again but its winter here so I was lucky she was good looking after she took off her snow pants and all. lol

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    I would **** the bark off a tree right now and i'm not on Test either....
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    Quote Originally Posted by muriloninja
    I would **** the bark off a tree right now and i'm not on Test either....
    make sure you use protection...dont wanna get a splinter

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    You wanna know whats ****ing sad? I bet this jack off thread will get alot of attention, i post serious shit and it is at the bottom of the page by then end of the day, wtf?

    I am suprised Foskamink has whored his punk ass up in here yet...must be out getting some dick tonight.
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    Quote Originally Posted by muriloninja
    I would **** the bark off a tree right now and i'm not on Test either....
    be careful you might get elms disease we had a outbreak of it here

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    Quote Originally Posted by muriloninja
    You wanna know whats ****ing sad? I bet this jack off thread will get alot of attention, i post serious shit and it is at the bottom of the page by then end of the day, wtf?

    I am suprised Foskamink has whored his punk ass up in here yet...must be out getting some dick tonight.
    naw he is to busy riding tia's nuts thats why he smells like tren so bad

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    I need another drink..

    *goes to mix one*

    Can you believe i live in a dry county? WTF is the point in that? Hell everyone drives into another county and buys it and brings it back.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mn_fighter
    Actually Horse I am kinda dating again but its winter here so I was lucky she was good looking after she took off her snow pants and all. lol
    F#CKING yank's and there guess what's under the layer's of clothing dating games....

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    Quote Originally Posted by mn_fighter
    be careful you might get elms disease we had a outbreak of it here

    No worries, i only **** Oaks

    I did bang a Persimmon tree once though but i was drunk...
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