You know you're a bodybuilder when...

**AandF6969** · 03-29-2008, 07:29 PM

...on the passenger floorboard of your car there is a can opener, 2 bottles of water, a bag of 2 scoops of protein, and a bag of 1/4 cup peanuts.

Keep em coming!

**Chitown Raider** · 03-29-2008, 07:34 PM

You got a blender in your car hotwired into the 12 volt power outlet

**thetank** · 03-29-2008, 07:40 PM

you enjoy looking at almost naked greased up men.
im not even trying to be funny...ive taken so much shit from roomates over the years when they walk into the room and catch me looking at a dude with a thong up his asscrack in awe. "man..its ronnie coleman." doesnt suffice as an excuse when they've never heard of him.

**AaronJM1984** · 03-29-2008, 07:44 PM

when you have to pack your lunch for work in a gym bag

**wilson9d** · 03-29-2008, 07:56 PM

2 sweaty gym towls, 3 pairs of weight straps (2 pair are worn out and have been ripped in half.) 2 mp3 players, beacuse you spend to much time in the gym for one.

**MuscleScience** · 03-29-2008, 08:20 PM

You start a thread entitled "You know your a body builder when......"

**AandF6969** · 03-29-2008, 08:31 PM

Originally Posted by MuscleScience

You start a thread entitled "You know your a body builder when......"

LOL I was driving home from the gym and saw the can opener, protein, etc. on my floor and thought how odd someone would think it was if they got in my car.

**thegodfather** · 03-29-2008, 09:41 PM

You drink water with lemon at the bar...

**soccer#3** · 03-29-2008, 09:45 PM

.. when u go to the grocery store the first thing u look at when u pick up an item is the nutrition facts instead of the price

**200byjune** · 03-29-2008, 09:46 PM

you no your a bodybuilder when you say your small and people just look at you saying wtf. or ypur at the grocery store all the time. your refrigerator is filled with brown rice chicken tuna cottge cheese

**SMCengineer** · 03-29-2008, 11:53 PM

...when you have unstoppable gas.

**AandF6969** · 03-30-2008, 12:08 AM

Originally Posted by thegodfather

You drink water with lemon at the bar...

Or you want to beat someone's ass because your friends are SO annoying and you're sitting there drinking water and then some ***** runs into your shoulder that you just shot test and tren in 3 hours earlier....

**MuscleScience** · 03-30-2008, 01:25 AM

Originally Posted by AandF6969

LOL I was driving home from the gym and saw the can opener, protein, etc. on my floor and thought how odd someone would think it was if they got in my car.

You and me both brotha..... LOL

**soulstealer** · 03-30-2008, 07:17 AM

When you take your great grandmother and Girlfriend out to lunch and have to move lifting straps/wraps/kneewraps/belt and tupperwear over to they can get in and sit down..

**ChuckLee** · 03-30-2008, 07:19 AM

You are a bodybuilder when you're completely dedicated to what you're are trying to achieve.

CL

**ChuckLee** · 03-30-2008, 07:21 AM

Originally Posted by ChuckLee

You are a bodybuilder when you're completely dedicated to what you're are trying to achieve.

CL

Thinking to write this in my signature when I'll have one

***perfectbeast2001*** · 03-30-2008, 09:51 AM

you have a draw or cupboard in your house reserved just for supps and pins!
You have enough tupperware to hold a party.
Your recycling bin is full with 5lb tubs (the bin men wont take mine

)
You have 2 lots of clothes (cutting and bulking)
you suprise the police when they search your house as they find lots of powder and scales but no arrests are made! Its just creatine Mate!

**soulstealer** · 03-30-2008, 10:06 AM

Originally Posted by perfectbeast2001

you have a draw or cupboard in your house reserved just for supps and pins!
You have enough tupperware to hold a party.
Your recycling bin is full with 5lb tubs (the bin men wont take mine

)
You have 2 lots of clothes (cutting and bulking)
you suprise the police when they search your house as they find lots of powder and scales but no arrests are made! Its just creatine Mate!

That one is awesome LOL

**tadpoleboyy** · 03-30-2008, 11:52 AM

you go to ballys to get swole

**TheArtist** · 03-30-2008, 11:58 AM

you can't pass by a mirror without at least taking a glance at your physique
or the folks at your local supp. store know you by name.

**AandF6969** · 03-30-2008, 12:01 PM

You can't walk by ANY reflective object including car windows without checking out your physique.

You get excited about the green peppers, mushrooms, and onions in your egg white omelette every morning.

It's impossible to put tanning lotion on your body without missing at least 3 huge spots on your back.

You say you're fat at 8% and people look at you like you're f-ing insane... or you say you're small and people have the same reaction.

Your grocery cart consists of 16 cartons of egg whites, 2 dozen eggs, tuna, hair removal cream, and vegetables.

**UberSteroids** · 03-30-2008, 12:21 PM

When you have a gym bag with one container of whey and one container of maltodextrin in it, vitamins, NO-xplode, CEE and the bag is in your car all the time and you take it wherever you go.

When you have two six packs of 1L bottles of water in your trunk.

When you have 7k worth of gym equipment in your basement which you use and you still have a gym membership that you go to.

When you have oats, smoked turkey, soy milk, bran, tuna cans etc. loaded in the fridge at your work.

When you have gym gloves, straps and dip chained belt on the back seats of your car all the time.

When you eat a chicken breast while with your friends on the way to a party.

List goes on and on

Good post!

**AandF6969** · 03-30-2008, 12:29 PM

When you bust open a tuna packet and peanuts AT a party because its been 3 hrs since you ate last. Everyone looks around like "jesus, which chick has the smelly fish pu$$y?"

**soulstealer** · 03-30-2008, 01:23 PM

When you go out to a bar to celebrate with your family and you brig Tupperware...

**lotaquestions** · 03-30-2008, 02:17 PM

when you cant keep your shirt on under any circumstance

**SMCengineer** · 03-30-2008, 02:34 PM

...when you absolutely love being sore.

**Johny-too-small** · 03-30-2008, 02:42 PM

..when you have to change the way you walk to keep from crushing the twins.

..when you start getting your clothes tailored because you HAVE to.

..when you ask the person your eating with if you can finish their chicken because 6oz isnt enough.

**lotaquestions** · 03-30-2008, 02:49 PM

Originally Posted by Johny-too-small

..when you have to change the way you walk to keep from crushing the twins.

..when you start getting your clothes tailored because you HAVE to.

..when you ask the person your eating with if you can finish their chicken because 6oz isnt enough.

im not at that point yet

**novastepp** · 03-30-2008, 03:44 PM

i can't go out, i have to eat in 25 minutes.

where is my ****ing cooler?

how am i going to keep all this food cold at the beach?

wow man, there is way too much sugar in that shit.

i don't need a cart. i'm here for broccoli and chicken.

lat spread isn't butter dumbass.

puffy nipples are NOT good.

i tan year round.

i have a butcher, and the first time i saw him he said, "you're going to need a lot of steak."

stats? i'm 5'9" 215... oh you're talking about the class?

i'm on "the forum"

all things i know i've said in the past 2 years

**Amorphic** · 03-30-2008, 03:55 PM

...your girlfriend knows you'd rather spend time on AR then with her.

**SMCengineer** · 03-30-2008, 03:56 PM

...taste is not important.

**Amorphic** · 03-30-2008, 03:57 PM

...you wear jeans with a 38" waist just so your legs can fit comfortably.

**number twelve** · 03-30-2008, 07:57 PM

...your day is ruined by a bad workout or missing a lift

**number twelve** · 03-30-2008, 07:57 PM

...you NEVER miss a meal!

**DeputyLoneWolf** · 03-30-2008, 08:06 PM

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**DeputyLoneWolf** · 03-30-2008, 08:09 PM

Originally Posted by perfectbeast2001

you have a draw or cupboard in your house reserved just for supps and pins!
You have enough tupperware to hold a party.
Your recycling bin is full with 5lb tubs (the bin men wont take mine

)
You have 2 lots of clothes (cutting and bulking)
you suprise the police when they search your house as they find lots of powder and scales but no arrests are made! Its just creatine Mate!

LOL thats too funny!

But I swear Officer, its only creatine!!!

**jada64** · 03-30-2008, 08:18 PM

when it takes you a half hour to decide on what kind of candy bar to get for the year

**thetank** · 03-30-2008, 10:18 PM

when you crack a smile in the midst of getting arrested cause they have to use 2 sets of hand cuffs.
and further more, when youre 5'6 but you still get the nickname KONG in jail. ahhh those were the days. all 6 of them.

**jada64** · 03-30-2008, 10:21 PM

Originally Posted by thetank

when you crack a smile in the midst of getting arrested cause they have to use 2 sets of hand cuffs.
and further more, when youre 5'6 but you still get the nickname KONG in jail. ahhh those were the days. all 6 of them.

HAHAHAHA those are great!!!!!! How many cops were there?

**thetank** · 03-30-2008, 10:43 PM

4-6 i think? i dont really remember...its a long story that ive definately told once or twice on this board lol. it involves booze, pepperspray, racism, and a middle aged cop getting a lesson in how to treat people.