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    "I finally did it, married my girlfriend of 5 years. She means the world to me, I cant believe what a lucky guy I am. I never thought I would find true love, but now that I have my life is complete." lmao what the fvck is she, thats a fvckin he defo.
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    definately scary looking..all the women are obese!!!

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    Hmmm. To each his own I suppose.

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    She looks like a man with a bald lubed up head.
    Shes horrendous.

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    I don't know how you get your sh*t up looking at that.

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    My penis just reached levels of flaccid previously reached only by liquids.

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    Thats one good laugh

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    Seriously, I feel like I just gave myself Deca Dick.

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    My GOD!

    Does he actually have to fuck that woman?

    And what was he thinking posting that on Sherdog?

    Lol...

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    This isn't as bad as 2 dudes getting married atleast...






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    Quote Originally Posted by Voice of Reason View Post
    This isn't as bad as 2 dudes getting married atleast...





    I thought that's what it was

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    F*ck it looks like Louis Anderson, Hulk Hogan, and Butterbean all pooled in their semen into a super semen container, then unleashed it upon the eggs of the Stay Puft Marshmellow man.

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    I want to run home and kiss my wife now, and tell her how lucky I'm. what a BEAST!

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    between those three fatties they got like 50 pounds of twat. Its cool if you like quanity !! but not me.

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    The one in the dark red has got to have 40 inch arms, I wonder if she uses Muscletech!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chode Logan View Post
    The one in the dark red has got to have 40 inch arms, I wonder if she uses Muscletech!
    lmao

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    These people would look equally disgusting even if they wernt obese.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chode Logan View Post
    My penis just reached levels of flaccid previously reached only by liquids.
    im still attempting to get my penis back out of my body, the plunger isnt working. Anyone got a 150psi vacuum pump?

    On a more serious note: I speculate that thats really a man, i mean look at that hair line how is that possible?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chode Logan View Post
    F*ck it looks like Louis Anderson, Hulk Hogan, and Butterbean all pooled in their semen into a super semen container, then unleashed it upon the eggs of the Stay Puft Marshmellow man.
    agreed. reminds me of that video game for super nintendo BATTLETOADS!!! Anyone ever consider perhaps it was her account on the net and she was the MMA fighter, not the army bitch?

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    Quote Originally Posted by JiGGaMaN View Post
    agreed. reminds me of that video game for super nintendo BATTLETOADS!!! Anyone ever consider perhaps it was her account on the net and she was the MMA fighter, not the army bitch?
    YES battletoads ruled.

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    hey SVT is back!

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    Wonder who's going to wear the pants in that marrage.....

    Come to think of it the greenie's should do something about this, i mean they must eat half the worlds produce, need big gass guzzing half trucks to get around and when they die they must really polute the ground

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    OMG,,,, i can't get the image of that face out of my mind,,,,,

    thanks so much for posting that.............lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigt10 View Post
    hey SVT is back!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chode Logan View Post
    F*ck it looks like Louis Anderson, Hulk Hogan, and Butterbean all pooled in their semen into a super semen container, then unleashed it upon the eggs of the Stay Puft Marshmellow man.
    Lmfao,,, that was so good..............

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    Anyone take a look at the wedding cake.... sculpted out of twinkies my GOD you don't have to prove your fat we get it

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    This is by far the best comment left by him...

    "Well, after the wedding we went to the Motel 6 (we live in a small town, thats all there was)
    and it was on. We quickly undressed and got right down to business. I had to be careful, as she was a virgin and it was quite painful for her. I managed to get in there after a few minutes of trying. I only lasted about 2 minutes, but it was amazing. The best part was when we both orgasmed at the same time. I cried for a little while afterward, it was just so beautiful."

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    LOL...she looks like BALLED BULL from Mike Tysons Punch Out

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    Quote Originally Posted by rhino1 View Post
    LOL...she looks like BALLED BULL from Mike Tysons Punch Out
    tell him to punch her in the teeth when she lunges at him....

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    does stroid overdosing make you look like that.... no wounder why the media is talking about "juice" everyday in the news.
    is "she"or "he" bold from Dht conversion.

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    another guy on the jdmrides.ca forums just posted this.....

    hrmmmm, are you him?

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    Quote Originally Posted by g0dsend View Post
    This is by far the best comment left by him...

    "Well, after the wedding we went to the Motel 6 (we live in a small town, thats all there was)
    and it was on. We quickly undressed and got right down to business. I had to be careful, as she was a virgin and it was quite painful for her. I managed to get in there after a few minutes of trying. I only lasted about 2 minutes, but it was amazing. The best part was when we both orgasmed at the same time. I cried for a little while afterward, it was just so beautiful."

    I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound OF MY DICK SCREAMING!

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    Quote Originally Posted by fallenwyvern View Post
    i'm sorry, i can't hear you over the sound of my dick screaming!

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    for real, she looks like a guy. That guy must be blind as fuc.k, we could probably make a commercial out of this like, need glasses?

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