i dare you to wear one.
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i dare you to wear one.
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last time at the gym I got my mangina molested because of my wolf tshirt.
Ive tried to work up the courage to buy one but everytime im about to click the add to cart button I wet myself and never get it done.
lmao at zino's comment.
I find taking a couple shots of jack daniels and a diaper work wonders. You can do it man!Quote:
Originally Posted by Zino
holy $%#! does it come with a restraining order?
Ive been to various psychologists for years and they have all diagnosed me with hallucinogenic exhibitionism with induced psychotic disorder which roots from my burning desire to order a wolf shirt.
They say I have no cure.
Real life story here boys. I've always had problems getting my dick hard and I went from doctor to doctor around the U.S. with no cure. I tell you this! The first time I put on the WOLF shirt my dick got hard like a hammer. Now I wear it on every date that I go out on.
I was the guy who couldn't get laid if I were the warden in a womens prison with a fist full of pardons but that was BEFORE I bought the shirt...now I am known simply as pimp daddy, you dig?
lol get your ****in wolf on!!!!id rock tha jumper :)
lmao! id like to walk into a party with that on!
I was confronted by a pack of wolves when wearing one of these, they didnt even attack me. Now, i am their leader.
That is a good one.Quote:
Originally Posted by Zino
I have heard it has cured cancer and AIDS just by putting one on.
My first encounter with one I was 5'2'' 110lbs then tried it on and right before my eyes I blew up to like 5'11'' 235lbs it was amazing. The logs I write for my cycles yeah thats just for fun and to keep all the rest of you fooled. Hell I don't even really cycle, diet or anything I just put on a wolf shirt and if I feel like it I go to the gym and grab what people are squatting curl it once then leave... :D
so you're the a$$hole that comes into my gym in the wolf shirt and curls my squat weightQuote:
Originally Posted by Reed500
:lol: I actually laughed out loud after reading thisQuote:
Originally Posted by JiGGaMaN
i actually seriously almost bought a knit zip hooded wool sweater that had a big wolf on it
****ed up thing is i genuinly thought it was awesome
Who u think you are Nark???? LOLQuote:
Originally Posted by Reed500
Upon dawning such a fine weave I am, without delay, electrified at full length; wherein the dissemination of preeminent aptitudes employ a supreme synergistic function, resulting in a most thunderous allure to mine penile member!
lol...that reminds of when I was about 11-12 yrs old... they had those Wolf shirts and Lion shirts... there was this chick sweatshirt that was white and it had diamonds in the eyes of the lion with cool colors..... My bros and I convinced one of our other bros to wear it and we said it was bad ass and hardcore.....lol....that was some funny shit...he wore it all day to mid school and then we made fun of him, told him it was a chick shirt once we got to the school...lol, he wanted to fight all of us... it was some funny shit.....:1laugh:
Only with my Wolf shirt on!!Quote:
Originally Posted by A2thej2008
i currently own the cub shirt,im working my way up to full wolf
a few years ago i was in a brutal car accident. My legs never worked again.
Then my grandmother, god bless her beautiful soul, bought me the wolf shirt.
I put on the wolf shirt and instantly rose out of my wheel chair to my feet as if angels had picked me up by the arms.
***BREAKING NEWS***** They are now making a little wolf jumper for your old fella, you roll it on at night and by morning it;s an inch bigger and 1/2 inch wider.....
There taking orders now!!!!!!
wow...Quote:
Originally Posted by J.S.N.
No, but i`m man enough to admit I would never wear one. I just don`t have what it takes to wear a wolf shit.
i agree, because what it takes to wear one is 24.99 plus shipping and i definitely don't have thatQuote:
Originally Posted by Gears
LOL at phates comment. Same here bro!