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  1. 12-15-2008, 08:04 AM #1
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    jokes thread

    what do you call a man with no shins............................................. ........ tony
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    Wtf? Lol i dont ger tha!

    I gor 1 4 u

    i was trippin rite out the other day,i thought i saw your name on a loaf of bread.......i looked again......its alright.....it said thick cut!
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    how ironic, think about it, it will come too you, one day
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    OHH TOE AND KNEE :s ****IN'LL DUDE THAS BUNK,MADE ME LAUGH THO JUS CAUSE ITS SO SHITE LOL

    THAS WA I DO WHEN I AINT DOWN THE GYM.....IM WELSH!
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    its top class.
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    Quote Originally Posted by im here to learn View Post
    what do you call a man with no shins............................................. ........ tony
    What do you cal a man sitting in a pile of dry leaves ?....................Russel

    What do you call a man with a shovel in his head ?...........................Doug
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    How do you keep a wanker in suspense.............











    Tell you tomorrow

    (don't think americans will get this one)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Older lifter View Post
    How do you keep a wanker in suspense.............










    Tell you tomorrow

    (don't think americans will get this one)
    That is pathetic
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  10. 12-15-2008, 09:04 AM #10
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    haha cant wait to find out tomorrow
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    what do ye call a portuguese man with a rubber toe

    roberto

    a russian with 3 testicles

    whojaknickabolokov
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kale View Post
    That is pathetic
    Just because you didn't think of it first.....Lmfao......
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    maybe he is american
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    Quote Originally Posted by im here to learn View Post
    maybe he is american
    No mate, he's a true blue
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    What do you get if you cross a Hells Angel with a Johova's Witness, You get someone that knocks on your door and tells you to get fcuked...
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    What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?
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    a centipede
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    I parked in a disabled space today and a traffic warden shouted, "Oi, what's your disability?"

    I said, "Tourettes! Now **** off you ****!"
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    How do you recondition an old hooker?

    Stuff a 20 pound ham in her snatch and pull out the bone!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by im here to learn View Post
    i parked in a disabled space today and a traffic warden shouted, "oi, what's your disability?"

    i said, "tourettes! Now **** off you ****!"

    lol.......
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    i only have 1 eye, my hairs a mess, my relatives are nuts, my neighbours an ass hole, my best friends a ****, my owners a wanker, everytime i get really excited i puke, and worst of all, my owner beats me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by nath78 View Post
    i only have 1 eye, my hairs a mess, my relatives are nuts, my neighbours an ass hole, my best friends a ****, my owners a wanker, everytime i get really excited i puke, and worst of all, my owner beats me.
    Lmfao.......
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    Me and the wife were having a row the other day when, all of a sudden, the strangest thing happened...

    Our canoe sank.
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    I shit on the floor lastnite
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    I called work this morning saying I am sick and needed to the day off, my boss said I didn;t sound sick. I said well I am screwing my sister! He said to keep my sick ass at home! works everytime!
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    Quote Originally Posted by higherdesire View Post
    I called work this morning saying I am sick and needed to the day off, my boss said I didn;t sound sick. I said well I f!cking my sister! He said to keep my sick ass at home! works everytime!
    huh?
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    I reworded.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Phate View Post
    huh?
    Lol.
    His name is Jack Meholf.
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    huh?
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    Quote Originally Posted by higherdesire View Post
    huh?
    Lol.
    His name is Jack Meholf.
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    That's big funny.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Older lifter View Post
    How do you keep a wanker in suspense.............











    Tell you tomorrow

    (don't think americans will get this one)

    This is one of those gay sex jokes isn't it??
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    whats black white and red and cant get through a revolving door?


















    a nun with a spear through her head.
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    I wonder how many joke threads have been locked in AR Lounge history.....
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    There was a lady and a guy in an elevator and the lady turned to the guy and asked, "Can I smell your balls?"

    The guy, just a little appalled replied, "Of course you can't!"

    The lady shrugged and said, "Oh, well it must just be your feet."
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    Heres a good one I heard on that new Clint Eastwood movie, Gran Torino.
    A gook, A ****** and A Jew walk inta a bar, the bartender looks up and says, GET THE **** OUT.
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    I had to throw a dyslexic out of my restaurant last night.

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