Sex In Christ?!!! WTF

**smokethedays** · 12-15-2008, 05:27 PM

This is just INSANE

http://www.sexinchrist.com/pornography.html

**tcw** · 12-15-2008, 05:39 PM

lol....yep.

That's the Religious Fanatics for you....Never know what to expect from that crazy mixed up bunch!

**Kale** · 12-15-2008, 05:43 PM

I am joining that sect !!!

**smokethedays** · 12-15-2008, 06:02 PM

Originally Posted by tcw

lol....yep.

That's the Religious Fanatics for you....Never know what to expect from that crazy mixed up bunch!

Originally Posted by Kale

I am joining that sect !!!

**Older lifter** · 12-15-2008, 06:06 PM

Lmfao,,,, esp with the link titles at the end

**Kale** · 12-15-2008, 06:18 PM

Originally Posted by Older lifter

Lmfao,,,, esp with the link titles at the end

hahahaha I missed that

Fisting and God's Will

Bare before God - Shaving and the Bible new!

***G-1000*** · 12-15-2008, 07:20 PM

I dont care what god has to say about me and my self life. If he/she ant coming down to suck my dick he/she has no right to say shit.

**Nicotine** · 12-15-2008, 07:26 PM

Originally Posted by Kale

I am joining that sect !!!

why? into fisting?

**Phate** · 12-15-2008, 07:40 PM

Originally Posted by G-1000

I dont care what god has to say about me and my self life. If he/she ant coming down to suck my dick he/she has no right to say shit.

i just fell out of my chair laughing, that's g1000, i needed that

**Kale** · 12-15-2008, 07:45 PM

Originally Posted by Nicotine

why? into fisting?

Absolutely !!! Giving at least

**smokethedays** · 12-15-2008, 08:38 PM

I love Jesus all of a sudden.
im gonna start a new porn company and call it "Powered by Jesus".

***G-1000*** · 12-15-2008, 08:41 PM

Originally Posted by smokethedays

I love Jesus all of a sudden.
im gonna start a new porn company and call it "Powered by Jesus".

Can we nail chick to a crucifix and bang them in the ass????

If so I want in on this one.

**smokethedays** · 12-15-2008, 08:48 PM

Originally Posted by G-1000

Can we nail chick to a crucifix and bang them in the ass????

If so I want in on this one.

***G-1000*** · 12-15-2008, 08:54 PM

What i thoght that was hot.

**Phate** · 12-15-2008, 08:57 PM

Originally Posted by G-1000

What i thoght that was hot.

i'm starting to like the way you think, lolol

**Older lifter** · 12-15-2008, 09:26 PM

Man this thread has gone funny

**Older lifter** · 12-15-2008, 09:27 PM

Oh, i don't believe in god but if there is a hell i guess i will be seeing you guys there.......Bring the women ehh...lmao

***G-1000*** · 12-15-2008, 09:34 PM

What the fvck who wonts to go to heaven? That place is filled with good girls who are prude.

Shit i want to go to hell with the bad girls. I will take all the dirty kinky little sluts any day of the week.

So what ever i can do to better my chances to get there im in.

***G-1000*** · 12-15-2008, 09:36 PM

bet she is going to hell. Wait for me baby..

**DSM4Life** · 12-15-2008, 09:39 PM

**sizerp** · 12-15-2008, 09:39 PM

"To summarize, we feel a Christian threesome is morally acceptable if it meets these conditions: It must be composed of one man and two women..."

Now that's what I am talkin about!

**sizerp** · 12-15-2008, 09:40 PM

Originally Posted by G-1000

bet she is going to hell. Wait for me baby..

Wait a whole 2 minutes.

**smokethedays** · 12-15-2008, 09:40 PM

Originally Posted by G-1000

What the fvck who wonts to go to heaven? That place is filled with good girls who are prude.

Shit i want to go to hell with the bad girls. I will take all the dirty kinky little sluts any day of the week.

So what ever i can do to better my chances to get there im in.

I like that concept.

Does AR deliver to hell?

**Bojangles69** · 12-15-2008, 09:42 PM

Praise the lord.

**DSM4Life** · 12-15-2008, 09:45 PM

I want to go to hell so i can hang out with my friends.

**thegodfather** · 12-15-2008, 09:49 PM

There is nothing in the Scriptures that prohibits a man from swallowing his own semen if he so chooses. In fact, this is an ideal solution for avoiding the sin of “spilling seed” if the female partner is not willing to swallow, or if the man is masturbating alone. As you point out, there is nothing homosexual about swallowing your own semen because it does not involve having sex with another man. However, if you do choose to swallow your own ejaculate, be careful not to get any on yourself or your clothes. The same requirements regarding semen and cleanliness still apply (Leviticus 15:16-17).

What........................the................... .......fu**?

**Phate** · 12-15-2008, 09:50 PM

Originally Posted by thegodfather

What........................the................... .......fu**?

i think the only people that interpret requirements and such that loosely is our government when they need to

**sizerp** · 12-15-2008, 09:54 PM

That's jus nasteh.

**George Dubya** · 12-16-2008, 06:50 AM

Yep...i belong to that Church (don't tell Laura). We meet on Wensday night at the 5 aces saloon...in the VIP room of course. Me and the boys from the scull and bones club bring our weekly sacrifices and offer them up to the church.

They are willing participants and we get them to sign a waiver so everything is legal. A lot of fun. Now you know why i'm always smiling!

BTW...we are accepting new membership to our church. You will have to sign a waive and be subject to a brief period of hazing and gross sexual acts by the elders of the church.