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    What is your unknown talent?

    Are you worthy of American Idol? Can you dance like Jacko? Can you drink my mother under the table? Can you fly faster than a speeding bullet? What is your natural talent we've never heard of?

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    i can do that water droppy thing by flicking my cheak... but the real talent is making it sound deep enough to make people think someone is takin a dump.

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    I'm a very good artist. I have had a few pieces displayed in museums in New York and Los Angeles, as well as having a few others published in magazines.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VeraDeMilo View Post
    I'm a very good artist. I have had a few pieces displayed in museums in New York and Los Angeles, as well as having a few others published in magazines.

    what is your medium?

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    I have a few but mostly concentrate on b/w and colored illustration

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    ah, a drawer... that's cool. very few artists who can actually draw. i like to draw too, but im still studying form and shit... i like painting abstractly too.. mostly oils some acrylic.

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    according to my ex-writting teacher i should be a writter.
    I could've been a Dr. in phylosophy and had my eassay on Negativism published. But i chose not to spend money on getting my Dr. And didn't want to publish a book with a lot of personal stuff i don't want random people to read.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Voland View Post
    according to my ex-writting teacher i should be a writter.
    I could've been a Dr. in phylosophy and had my eassay on Negativism published. But i chose not to spend money on getting my Dr. And didn't want to publish a book with a lot of personal stuff i don't want random people to read.
    Get a good editor LOL
    J/K

    I am also an artist, mostly landscapes.
    Colored pencil is my favorite medium but I also use oil paints.

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    I can vent an explosion inside a house that sends all the blast effect out the room, down the hallway and out the door..

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    I am a local table tennis champion haha

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    oh, i also have telekenesis

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hamish&Andy View Post
    I am a local table tennis champion haha
    You just reminded me.

    I'm on a 25 game win streak in Beer-Pong.

    Does that count?...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rugger02 View Post
    You just reminded me.

    I'm on a 25 game win streak in Beer-Pong.

    Does that count?...
    my friend and i went 29-0 against good competition in a couple day span, that was fun! everyone wants to step up when they hear something like that

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    I can shotgun a 12oz beer can in 1.2 second... never been beaten!

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    Quote Originally Posted by batlin View Post
    I can shotgun a 12oz beer can in 1.2 second... never been beaten!
    i want to see a video of that

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    Quote Originally Posted by l2elapse View Post
    my friend and i went 29-0 against good competition in a couple day span, that was fun! everyone wants to step up when they hear something like that
    Quote Originally Posted by batlin View Post
    I can shotgun a 12oz beer can in 1.2 second... never been beaten!
    I would enjoy partying with you guys.

    Very few of my old party-going friends these days want to party like we used to and how my buddies and I still do.

    I'm not that impressive at shot-gunning but I make up for it in beer bongs and keg stands LOL

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    i'm with you on that ruggrat

    ah....glory days! theyll pass you by...

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    Quote Originally Posted by l2elapse View Post
    my friend and i went 29-0 against good competition in a couple day span, that was fun! everyone wants to step up when they hear something like that
    with my bro kody i've NEVER lost in beer pong, 3 years of partying, don't know how many games

    Quote Originally Posted by Hamish&Andy View Post
    I am a local table tennis champion haha
    me too, kinda, there's one guy that can beat me most of the time could be like a pro

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    No kiddin, I can't gop to house parties anymore because I feel like the creepy old guy.

    But I still like playin drinking card games...

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    we'll have to get together sometime for creepy old guy party

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phate View Post
    with my bro kody i've NEVER lost in beer pong, 3 years of partying, don't know how many games


    I started playin in college 7 years ago and nobody ever even heard of the game and now it's everywhere. I always feel like since I've been playin it longer all these newbies better bow down. LOL

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    sheeeeit...i was playin beer pong in college twenty years ago bro

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    Quote Originally Posted by scibble View Post
    we'll have to get together sometime for creepy old guy party
    HAHA Hell yah.

    After we've thouroughly hijacked this thread, that is.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Rugger02 View Post
    I started playin in college 7 years ago and nobody ever even heard of the game and now it's everywhere. I always feel like since I've been playin it longer all these newbies better bow down. LOL
    the only problem is that everyone has their own rules and some are just stupid, lol, but it's a fun game

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phate View Post
    the only problem is that everyone has their own rules and some are just stupid, lol, but it's a fun game
    Yah, definately, (You hear the "guys finger, girls blow rule"?)
    but i guess you get that with most drinking games. It seems anytime you play with someone different they have weird rules.

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    If the talent is "unknown", than how the fvck are we suppose to know?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bojangles69 View Post
    If the talent is "unknown", than how the fvck are we suppose to know?
    Well....that sort of ended the thread then......

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    and my soldering skills are nuts. a univ professor in electronics was stunned by my work..

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    i have a knack for sharping blades. it doesn't matter what kind, knives, axes, lawn mower blades, i can make them passed razor sharp. but really, when i work a blade that fine ,it only cuts once, then the edge turns. i can take a facial hair and cut it length ways with my k-bar. theres no money in it , it takes hours of hand work to bring a blade out that thin, files....stones....steels.....ceramic...then oiled leather strap, in that order, no electric nothing or jigs, all by feel.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wascaptain5214 View Post
    i have a knack for sharping blades. it doesn't matter what kind, knives, axes, lawn mower blades, i can make them passed razor sharp. but really, when i work a blade that fine ,it only cuts once, then the edge turns. i can take a facial hair and cut it length ways with my k-bar. theres no money in it , it takes hours of hand work to bring a blade out that thin, files....stones....steels.....ceramic...then oiled leather strap, in that order, no electric nothing or jigs, all by feel.
    That's really interesting. And kinda freaky.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wascaptain5214 View Post
    i have a knack for sharping blades. it doesn't matter what kind, knives, axes, lawn mower blades, i can make them passed razor sharp. but really, when i work a blade that fine ,it only cuts once, then the edge turns. i can take a facial hair and cut it length ways with my k-bar. theres no money in it , it takes hours of hand work to bring a blade out that thin, files....stones....steels.....ceramic...then oiled leather strap, in that order, no electric nothing or jigs, all by feel.
    I'd like to give you my draw knife and have a go at it. I tried to sharpen it this weekend because I'm making a bow out of Osage Orange (tough-ass wood) and I think I ruined the damn thing...

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    In my skinny teen years I made it down there on I'm guessing 10-15 times, it only worked after an activity like skateboarding, football, etc... cardio type shit, but my back was always in too much pain from the stretch to enjoy it and reach orgasm.

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    If I could do that I'd still be single and locked up in my room at my parents house right now... Kinda a blessing in disguise i guess.

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