Are you worthy of American Idol? Can you dance like Jacko? Can you drink my mother under the table? Can you fly faster than a speeding bullet? What is your natural talent we've never heard of?
Are you worthy of American Idol? Can you dance like Jacko? Can you drink my mother under the table? Can you fly faster than a speeding bullet? What is your natural talent we've never heard of?
I can fit my whole foot in my mouth at the most unpredictable moment.
i can do that water droppy thing by flicking my cheak... but the real talent is making it sound deep enough to make people think someone is takin a dump.
I'm a very good artist. I have had a few pieces displayed in museums in New York and Los Angeles, as well as having a few others published in magazines.
I have a few but mostly concentrate on b/w and colored illustration
ah, a drawer... that's cool. very few artists who can actually draw. i like to draw too, but im still studying form and shit... i like painting abstractly too.. mostly oils some acrylic.
according to my ex-writting teacher i should be a writter.
I could've been a Dr. in phylosophy and had my eassay on Negativism published. But i chose not to spend money on getting my Dr. And didn't want to publish a book with a lot of personal stuff i don't want random people to read.
i can gleet on command![]()
I can vent an explosion inside a house that sends all the blast effect out the room, down the hallway and out the door..
I am a local table tennis champion haha
oh, i also have telekenesis
I can shotgun a 12oz beer can in 1.2 second... never been beaten!
I would enjoy partying with you guys.
Very few of my old party-going friends these days want to party like we used to and how my buddies and I still do.
I'm not that impressive at shot-gunning but I make up for it in beer bongs and keg stands LOL
i'm with you on that ruggrat
ah....glory days! theyll pass you by...
No kiddin, I can't gop to house parties anymore because I feel like the creepy old guy.
But I still like playin drinking card games...
we'll have to get together sometime for creepy old guy party
sheeeeit...i was playin beer pong in college twenty years ago bro
I'm very good at making cops pull me over
The fastest ever, right off the drive way. Didn't stop at the stop sign on my house corner![]()
If the talent is "unknown", than how the fvck are we suppose to know?![]()
My humblest apologies to the AR grammar review board.
i'm a drummer....
and my soldering skills are nuts. a univ professor in electronics was stunned by my work..
i have a knack for sharping blades. it doesn't matter what kind, knives, axes, lawn mower blades, i can make them passed razor sharp. but really, when i work a blade that fine ,it only cuts once, then the edge turns. i can take a facial hair and cut it length ways with my k-bar. theres no money in it , it takes hours of hand work to bring a blade out that thin, files....stones....steels.....ceramic...then oiled leather strap, in that order, no electric nothing or jigs, all by feel.
In my skinny teen years I made it down there on I'm guessing 10-15 times, it only worked after an activity like skateboarding, football, etc... cardio type shit, but my back was always in too much pain from the stretch to enjoy it and reach orgasm.
If I could do that I'd still be single and locked up in my room at my parents house right now... Kinda a blessing in disguise i guess.
I can make a woman orgasm w/out touching her.
I can make a women have a baby after being with her for just one night. LOL
I can fap 25 times in one day
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