Need To Get Huge In Case I Go To Prison...

**Voice of Reason** · 12-23-2008, 12:54 AM

So this is what's up bitches, I'm looking at doing 50+ years of living a good, meaningful, positive life and playing by the rules, obeying the law and not being a dumbfvck and doing stupid shit. I just wanted to know if I could get some helpful tips on getting thick and big as fvck (What steroids are best before prison and what martial arts I should learn) so I can get all the inmates buttholes I want with the least amount of resistance and learn about accepting Allah and shit, in case I get locked up.

**Nicotine** · 12-23-2008, 01:26 AM

ok.

you need:
1000mg of test enenthate
1000mg of test prop (front loading!)
750mg of fina
every week

and some dbol /eq/winny thrown in randomly.

diet isnt important...the drugs will make up for any short comings in diet/training....

the more drugs, the better.

**FallenWyvern** · 12-23-2008, 01:48 AM

Originally Posted by Nicotine

ok.

you need:
1000mg of test enenthate
1000mg of test prop (front loading!)
750mg of fina
every week

and some dbol /eq/winny thrown in randomly.

diet isnt important...the drugs will make up for any short comings in diet/training....

the more drugs, the better.

+1 Do that and watch ever History channel show about being in prison and you will be a tight mofo.

**Voice of Reason** · 12-23-2008, 01:58 AM

Gotcha, should I throw in some rape techniques during my workouts? Like helping someone do donkey calf raises followed by asssraping the person I was sitting on cause they're to tired to resist? maybe followed by being a spotter only to let the barbell hold them down as I have my way.

I'm thinking no PCT with your cycle and running the Test and Tren everday till the day, if ever comes I go to prison, and just tell the nurse I have breast cancer to get my serms an AI's.

**Voice of Reason** · 12-23-2008, 02:01 AM

Originally Posted by FallenWyvern

+1 Do that and watch every History channel show about being in prison and you will be a tight mofo.

Aww shit looks like in need to invest in a TIVO then, thanks bro!

**Darksyde** · 12-23-2008, 03:21 AM

stanzolol/dianobol/anavar /andriol /m1t stack & judo.

**peachfuzz** · 12-23-2008, 03:24 AM

Buy some Billy Blanks Tai Bo videos. study them. learn them. become them.

**peachfuzz** · 12-23-2008, 03:26 AM

also if a little guy looks at you......punch him. never back down. otherwise the other smurfs will think your weak and try and steal your cornbread.

on the yard...dont bench less then 1000lbs.....EVER!

and remember. snitches get stitches.

**Amorphic** · 12-23-2008, 03:27 AM

i needed a good laugh

**Ernst** · 12-23-2008, 04:30 AM

RexKwonDo!!!

**j4ever41** · 12-23-2008, 04:30 AM

Originally Posted by Voice of Reason

So this is what's up bitches, I'm looking at doing 50+ years of living a good, meaningful, positive life and playing by the rules, obeying the law and not being a dumbfvck and doing stupid shit. I just wanted to know if I could get some helpful tips on getting thick and big as fvck (What steroids are best before prison and what martial arts I should learn) so I can get all the inmates buttholes I want with the least amount of resistance and learn about accepting Allah and shit, in case I get locked up.

**Kale** · 12-23-2008, 04:32 AM

Rotflmfao !!!!!

**WOLFCRAFT** · 12-23-2008, 04:44 AM

Ahahahaha... that was great.

**sinny** · 12-23-2008, 04:45 AM

throw some cheque drops in to keep you angry

**Flagg** · 12-23-2008, 05:56 AM

Watch Escape From Alcatraz, that's all you need to survive the perils of prison.

**DSM4Life** · 12-23-2008, 06:09 AM

Join a fight club. $hit , i broke the first rule.

**MR_T** · 12-23-2008, 06:43 AM

talk like u got turrets syndrome, makes u look like a bad ass mofo

**Dukkit** · 12-23-2008, 07:21 AM

heres what i did when i went to prison....

you go into the mess hall.... you stand up on a table.... you yell at the top of your lungs..... I WANT THE BIGGEST BADDEST MOFO in here to come forward....

when the biggest, baddest, most tattooed person youve ever seen walks up to you...

you smile, open your arms wide and yell..... DADDY!!!!!!!!!!!!

**jimmyinkedup** · 12-23-2008, 08:52 AM

*L* finally a useful prison thread.....
Useful for a good laugh ...more useful than any of the others....

**quarry206** · 12-23-2008, 09:08 AM

don't forget to find u a girl that will smuggle drugs in during visiting hours, i'm sure u can find a loose girl that can fit a bottle of Dbol for yourself and some Edited for your boys..

**sinny** · 12-23-2008, 10:01 AM

Originally Posted by quarry206

don't forget to find u a girl that will smuggle drugs in during visiting hours, i'm sure u can find a loose girl that can fit a bottle of Dbol for yourself and some Edited for your boys..

very important

**sizerp** · 12-23-2008, 05:12 PM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

heres what i did when i went to prison....

you go into the mess hall.... you stand up on a table.... you yell at the top of your lungs..... I WANT THE BIGGEST BADDEST MOFO in here to come forward....

when the biggest, baddest, most tattooed person youve ever seen walks up to you...

you smile, open your arms wide and yell..... DADDY!!!!!!!!!!!!

Did you really? LOL...

**rockinred** · 12-23-2008, 05:28 PM

Originally Posted by Voice of Reason

So this is what's up bitches, I'm looking at doing 50+ years of living a good, meaningful, positive life and playing by the rules, obeying the law and not being a dumbfvck and doing stupid shit. I just wanted to know if I could get some helpful tips on getting thick and big as fvck (What steroids are best before prison and what martial arts I should learn) so I can get all the inmates buttholes I want with the least amount of resistance and learn about accepting Allah and shit, in case I get locked up.

**McFly** · 12-23-2008, 09:32 PM

Just take no-explode that should cover you for everything mate

***RAGE*** · 12-23-2008, 09:58 PM

what ever you do dont use liquid soap........

**Dukkit** · 12-24-2008, 07:21 AM

Originally Posted by sizerp

Did you really? LOL...

ill never tell

**quarry206** · 12-24-2008, 08:43 AM

Originally Posted by McFly

Just take no-explode that should cover you for everything mate

oh gosh, how could we forget that, forget the TEST.. get some no-explode, and whatever you see in GNC that says anabolic on it. that means its real

***RAGE*** · 12-24-2008, 10:09 AM

^^^^^thats funny

**Nooomoto** · 12-24-2008, 09:42 PM

You could start taking an arts & crafts class...it'll help you learn how to make weapons out of every day items. Then when you get to prison, you'll have advanced weapon making skills. Maybe then you can market yourself as a "blacksmith" or something, and no one will handle you.