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  1. 11-14-2001, 06:39 PM #41
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    What the hell I cant connect to spank my monkey
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  2. 11-14-2001, 07:16 PM #42
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    you should see a doctor about that
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  3. 11-14-2001, 07:22 PM #43
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    Sounds like a personal problem. Been able to connect to spank with my monkey since I was about 13. Try not spanking him so hard all the time, he might feel abused.
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  4. 03-28-2002, 11:18 PM #44
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    had to bump for all you people on a cycle
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  5. 03-29-2002, 12:53 AM #45
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    I spanked the monkey 587mph......I hope I didn't hurt him...








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  6. 03-29-2002, 12:53 AM #46
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    Originally posted by CYCLEON
    had to bump for all you people on a cycle
    Dang it bro, sucks to be an old fart......best I could do is 152

    Thanks Cycleon for making me feel old

    <damn wish he would get stuck naked outside of his house again>
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  7. 03-29-2002, 01:45 AM #47
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  8. 03-29-2002, 12:00 PM #48
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    hum I have no clue how the hell you guys can get that speed, my best was 150
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  9. 03-29-2002, 12:07 PM #49
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    Hum 250 now
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  10. 03-29-2002, 01:26 PM #50
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    Let's hear it for the canucks!!!! First hockey now this!!
    (is this a bad thing??) By the way 633, i'm not so proud anymore
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    I only got 259 I think my wrist are all wore out!
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  12. 03-29-2002, 10:12 PM #52
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    <------------------------ STILL THE KING .........................I tried to beat my old record but all I could get was 760
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  13. 03-29-2002, 10:18 PM #53
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    i suck at this i need to go tomorrow and buy a mouse cleaner so can kick your guys ass lol
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  14. 03-29-2002, 10:46 PM #54
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    i took about 10 tries at it, 551 was my highest and i know u all think im lien but im not.
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  15. 03-29-2002, 10:46 PM #55
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    Originally posted by Canes4Ever


    Dang it bro, sucks to be an old fart......best I could do is 152

    Thanks Cycleon for making me feel old

    <damn wish he would get stuck naked outside of his house again>
    Okay tried it again tonight and got 190....I'm improving, wish my weights went up this fast.
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  16. 03-29-2002, 11:08 PM #56
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    Re: damn i need weed

    Originally posted by partyboynyc
    my little weed whore who gets for me is in miami rigth now and i have none .dane wanna send me a care package?i'll trade you a city slut girl of mine for some!!!that's more than fair!!haha
    you got yourself a deal big boy....should i pm to get the addy? i love those NYC girls.....
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  17. 03-30-2002, 12:13 AM #57
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  18. 03-30-2002, 12:39 AM #58
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    lolol....got 759
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  19. 03-30-2002, 04:55 AM #59
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    Originally posted by Full Intensity
    432 miles per hour, but don't worry i'm convinced i can break the speed of light
    speed of light= 183,000 feet per second. Good luck!
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  20. 03-31-2002, 07:00 PM #60
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    You wouldn't believe me if i told you i'm still working on it
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    damn 677, ron don't worry i'm cumming
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  23. 03-31-2002, 07:24 PM #63
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    898, beat that
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  24. 03-31-2002, 07:55 PM #64
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    902, Damn FI are u using a track ball or mouse. I better get back to work. My title is on the line
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  25. 03-31-2002, 08:51 PM #65
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    uhhh I suck at 267! I will stay up late spanking my monkey and show you all!
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  26. 03-31-2002, 10:12 PM #66
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    Originally posted by RON
    902, Damn FI are u using a track ball or mouse. I better get back to work. My title is on the line
    Optical mouse! its seems to be doing the trick!
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  27. 04-01-2002, 09:14 AM #67
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    I'm Amazed

    I have no clue how i managed it but I just got 1434mph.
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  28. 04-01-2002, 09:28 AM #68
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  29. 04-01-2002, 02:24 PM #69
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    Re: I'm Amazed

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    I have no clue how i managed it but I just got 1434mph.
    And we have it....a new champion! Sorry Ron

    but i'm still trying
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  30. 04-01-2002, 02:31 PM #70
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    990mph..forget the wrist use your elbow.
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  31. 04-01-2002, 03:27 PM #71
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    Originally posted by 9natural9
    72 mph, I can only spank that monky 72 mph, I guess I'm just a romantic
    Noooo, you just got too much ragin' in your system to concentrate on anything right now.
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  34. 05-18-2002, 10:45 AM #74
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    What the fuck is wrong with you guys? Since I have joined this board, I have heard some crazy crazy shit!Ha! Ha! But that's what keeps me cuming back, yeah keeps me cuming everywhere. When I get going, it's hard to stop. I have to take some morphine to calm me down, or else we could have a white Christmas in May!!!
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  35. 05-18-2002, 12:40 PM #75
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    Okay I resisted as long as I could - now Ill tell you ALL how to get your spanking just right.

    1)
    Grab the spanking hand with your mouse. Pull it to the right of the screen as far as you can go and let the mouse go OFF the page (You can have the page maximized as long as you are careful from here on in)

    2)
    Keeping the mouse OUT OF THE PLAY AREA move it around the window (On the border of the screen is fine) until you are on the other side of the window (The LEFT of the monkey)

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    Move your mouse REAL slow so that it edges into the play area

    The hand will whip across the screen and spank that monkey a real good whup! You can try going corner to corner etc to get better speed (My best is 1470 but thats not often!!) The usual speed when using this method is about 800-900

    How did I work this out?

    Easy! Im a software developer and I wrote something like this years ago
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  36. 05-20-2002, 01:35 AM #76
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    ha..869...it's all technique.. luv my optical mouse..cool post BTW
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  37. 05-20-2002, 02:12 AM #77
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    I REALLY need to get a job soon!! I just spent ages getting about 847 and then........ I spanked that mofo a good one and beat my personal best

    1513!!
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  38. 05-20-2002, 05:39 AM #78
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    Originally posted by cnyce89
    Hmm...i cant seem to ge faster than like 225....so that must mean i get laid alot....
    ill take that
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    Kaz - I think you are the world's fastest spank!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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  40. 07-24-2002, 12:55 AM #80
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    Originally posted by CYCLEON
    Kaz - I think you are the world's fastest spank!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    I get a lot of practice!...... NO! Wait! I didnt mean to say that... I mean I dont.... er..... Oh dear, what a spanker!
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