How fast can you SPANK UR MONKEY?

**pureanger** · 11-14-2001, 06:39 PM

What the hell I cant connect to spank my monkey

**primodonna** · 11-14-2001, 07:16 PM

you should see a doctor about that

**baby mac** · 11-14-2001, 07:22 PM

Sounds like a personal problem. Been able to connect to spank with my monkey since I was about 13. Try not spanking him so hard all the time, he might feel abused.

***Cycleon*** · 03-28-2002, 11:18 PM

had to bump for all you people on a cycle

**Neo** · 03-29-2002, 12:53 AM

I spanked the monkey 587mph......I hope I didn't hurt him...

To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kinda scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus and a clown killed my dad. --Jack Handey

**Canes4Ever** · 03-29-2002, 12:53 AM

Originally posted by CYCLEON
had to bump for all you people on a cycle

Dang it bro, sucks to be an old fart......best I could do is 152

Thanks Cycleon for making me feel old

**Triple Plates** · 03-29-2002, 01:45 AM

767 haha i should be so proud

**Kärnfysikern** · 03-29-2002, 12:00 PM

hum I have no clue how the hell you guys can get that speed, my best was 150

**Kärnfysikern** · 03-29-2002, 12:07 PM

Hum 250 now

**Tedmax195** · 03-29-2002, 01:26 PM

Let's hear it for the canucks!!!! First hockey now this!!
(is this a bad thing??) By the way 633, i'm not so proud anymore

**ironmike7000** · 03-29-2002, 06:23 PM

I only got 259 I think my wrist are all wore out!

**RON** · 03-29-2002, 10:12 PM

<------------------------ STILL THE KING

.........................I tried to beat my old record but all I could get was 760

**jleighty17** · 03-29-2002, 10:18 PM

i suck at this i need to go tomorrow and buy a mouse cleaner so can kick your guys ass lol

**mishon1** · 03-29-2002, 10:46 PM

i took about 10 tries at it, 551 was my highest and i know u all think im lien but im not.

**Canes4Ever** · 03-29-2002, 10:46 PM

Originally posted by Canes4Ever

Dang it bro, sucks to be an old fart......best I could do is 152

Thanks Cycleon for making me feel old

<damn wish he would get stuck naked outside of his house again>

Okay tried it again tonight and got 190....I'm improving, wish my weights went up this fast.

**dane26** · 03-29-2002, 11:08 PM

Originally posted by partyboynyc
my little weed whore who gets for me is in miami rigth now and i have none .dane wanna send me a care package?i'll trade you a city slut girl of mine for some!!!that's more than fair!!haha

you got yourself a deal big boy....should i pm to get the addy?

i love those NYC girls.....

**bronzebeefcake** · 03-30-2002, 12:13 AM

576

**SPEEDY** · 03-30-2002, 12:39 AM

lolol....got 759

**sniper105** · 03-30-2002, 04:55 AM

Originally posted by Full Intensity
432 miles per hour, but don't worry i'm convinced i can break the speed of light

speed of light= 183,000 feet per second. Good luck!

**Full Intensity** · 03-31-2002, 07:00 PM

You wouldn't believe me if i told you i'm still working on it

**Full Intensity** · 03-31-2002, 07:07 PM

damn 677, ron don't worry i'm cumming

**Full Intensity** · 03-31-2002, 07:08 PM

902!

**B-A-M-F** · 03-31-2002, 07:24 PM

898, beat that

**RON** · 03-31-2002, 07:55 PM

902, Damn FI are u using a track ball or mouse. I better get back to work. My title is on the line

**Kasushi sakuraba** · 03-31-2002, 08:51 PM

uhhh I suck at 267! I will stay up late spanking my monkey and show you all!

**Full Intensity** · 03-31-2002, 10:12 PM

Originally posted by RON
902, Damn FI are u using a track ball or mouse. I better get back to work. My title is on the line

Optical mouse! its seems to be doing the trick!

**BigD** · 04-01-2002, 09:14 AM

I have no clue how i managed it but I just got 1434mph.

***Shredz*** · 04-01-2002, 09:28 AM

366 so far..

**Full Intensity** · 04-01-2002, 02:24 PM

Originally posted by BigD
I have no clue how i managed it but I just got 1434mph.

And we have it....a new champion!

Sorry Ron

but i'm still trying

**Dizzy** · 04-01-2002, 02:31 PM

990mph..forget the wrist use your elbow.

**Canes4Ever** · 04-01-2002, 03:27 PM

Originally posted by 9natural9
72 mph, I can only spank that monky 72 mph, I guess I'm just a romantic

Noooo, you just got too much ragin' in your system to concentrate on anything right now.

**Full Intensity** · 04-01-2002, 05:53 PM

927!

**theron** · 05-18-2002, 10:16 AM

???

**Bodine6** · 05-18-2002, 11:45 AM

What the fuck is wrong with you guys? Since I have joined this board, I have heard some crazy crazy shit!Ha! Ha! But that's what keeps me cuming back, yeah keeps me cuming everywhere. When I get going, it's hard to stop. I have to take some morphine to calm me down, or else we could have a white Christmas in May!!!

**Kaz** · 05-18-2002, 01:40 PM

Okay I resisted as long as I could - now Ill tell you ALL how to get your spanking just right.

1)
Grab the spanking hand with your mouse. Pull it to the right of the screen as far as you can go and let the mouse go OFF the page (You can have the page maximized as long as you are careful from here on in)

2)
Keeping the mouse OUT OF THE PLAY AREA move it around the window (On the border of the screen is fine) until you are on the other side of the window (The LEFT of the monkey)

3)
Move your mouse REAL slow so that it edges into the play area

The hand will whip across the screen and spank that monkey a real good whup! You can try going corner to corner etc to get better speed (My best is 1470 but thats not often!!) The usual speed when using this method is about 800-900

How did I work this out?

Easy! Im a software developer and I wrote something like this years ago

**Big Rush** · 05-20-2002, 02:35 AM

ha..869...it's all technique..

luv my optical mouse..cool post BTW

**Kaz** · 05-20-2002, 03:12 AM

I REALLY need to get a job soon!! I just spent ages getting about 847 and then........ I spanked that mofo a good one and beat my personal best

1513!!

**Nate_Dog** · 05-20-2002, 06:39 AM

Originally posted by cnyce89
Hmm...i cant seem to ge faster than like 225....so that must mean i get laid alot....
ill take that

Me 2???

***Cycleon*** · 07-23-2002, 10:04 PM

Kaz - I think you are the world's fastest spank!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**Kaz** · 07-24-2002, 01:55 AM

Originally posted by CYCLEON
Kaz - I think you are the world's fastest spank!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I get a lot of practice!...... NO! Wait! I didnt mean to say that... I mean I dont.... er..... Oh dear, what a spanker!

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