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  1. 11-11-2001, 08:30 PM #1
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    Talking How fast can you SPANK UR MONKEY?

    http://www.vectorlounge.com/04_amste...m/flamjam.html

    I must confess that I have achieved 357mph (someone should beware)

    but im sure those of you with more practise can easily best that.
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  2. 11-11-2001, 08:34 PM #2
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    429 but that was pure luck. I have an optical mouse and it slipped.
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  3. 11-11-2001, 08:38 PM #3
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    why am i still getting higher than both of you?
    What happens here, stays here
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  4. 11-11-2001, 08:39 PM #4
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    perhaps you have more ex....... well, I just wont say.
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  5. 11-11-2001, 08:40 PM #5
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    367, but I'm gonna practice.
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  6. 11-11-2001, 08:41 PM #6
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    yes, i am pretty sure i have more ecstacy...it's spelled without an "x" you know
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  7. 11-11-2001, 08:41 PM #7
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    Originally posted by EXCESS
    367, but I'm gonna practice.
    practice the game, RIGHT?
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  8. 11-11-2001, 08:45 PM #8
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    Some people are just naturals.

    Originally posted by primodonna
    why am i still getting higher than both of you?
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  9. 11-11-2001, 08:57 PM #9
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    Hmm...i cant seem to ge faster than like 225....so that must mean i get laid alot....
    ill take that
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  10. 11-11-2001, 09:03 PM #10
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    Ok Ok 510 beat that. I got "track balls". LOL
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  11. 11-11-2001, 09:03 PM #11
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    432 miles per hour, but don't worry i'm convinced i can break the speed of light
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  12. 11-11-2001, 09:04 PM #12
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  13. 11-11-2001, 09:06 PM #13
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    One time I think i may have broke the sound barrier.
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  14. 11-11-2001, 09:07 PM #14
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    Originally posted by arthurb999
    One time I think i may have broke the sound barrier.
    you too! and did u see the sonic booM! cause i did LOL!
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  15. 11-11-2001, 09:08 PM #15
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    alright I must have too much time on my hands but 1007.
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    holy shit i'm not going to try anymore! your a freaking god lol
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  17. 11-11-2001, 09:11 PM #17
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    1007? then again...you are the best "mouse", RON
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  18. 11-11-2001, 09:12 PM #18
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    damn....you guys are supah mastabatahs...(boston accent)(
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  19. 11-11-2001, 09:13 PM #19
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  20. 11-11-2001, 09:13 PM #20
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    Im stoping at that my hands getting tired
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  21. 11-11-2001, 11:15 PM #21
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    oh wait.....we were supposed to use that hyperlink?????
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    Oh really? I meant 627 ml!
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  23. 11-11-2001, 11:56 PM #23
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    434!! spanking w/ the best of them

    i like this.not as messy, but it doesn't help me sleep like a real good abuse session can.
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  24. 11-12-2001, 12:00 AM #24
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    AMEN brother. a bong hit and some self pleasure and i'm as good as sleepin........
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  25. 11-12-2001, 12:04 AM #25
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    damn i need weed

    my little weed whore who gets for me is in miami rigth now and i have none .dane wanna send me a care package?i'll trade you a city slut girl of mine for some!!!that's more than fair!!haha
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  26. 11-12-2001, 12:49 AM #26
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    I think 527 is going to be my best. Damn it, I really wanted to break the top 3.
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  27. 11-12-2001, 01:38 AM #27
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    It's all in the track ball.
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  28. 11-12-2001, 02:24 AM #28
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    Lol!
    will you people let me try, leave me a spot the page dont even finish to load
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  29. 11-12-2001, 05:37 AM #29
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    534 .... Its all in the wrist boys
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  30. 11-12-2001, 10:20 AM #30
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    Dammt, I guess I need more practice at spankin the monkey. I guess my wrist speed isnt quite up to par.
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  31. 11-12-2001, 12:27 PM #31
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    Ok, i got 295 , but i got bored and I'm going to go spank MY monkey.
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    Ok, im back....now im back to spanking THE monkey....i just go 501, but that still sucks.
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  34. 11-12-2001, 12:33 PM #34
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    Originally posted by PaPaPumP
    Ok, im back....now im back to spanking THE monkey....i just go 501, but that still sucks.

    that took 3 mins pappa
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  35. 11-12-2001, 12:37 PM #35
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    haha

    i was just gonna say that,but it's not how long you spank it.it's how long you can keep it up and hold out during the real deal.nothing wrong w/ a quick abuse session to break up the day.just save a couple teaspoons of kids for the girly girls at night.
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  36. 11-12-2001, 12:54 PM #36
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    Originally posted by primodonna



    that took 3 mins pappa


    I did it 611 mph....no boy can hold it up that long at that speed.
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  37. 11-12-2001, 06:46 PM #37
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    I cant even see it to spank
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  38. 11-12-2001, 07:02 PM #38
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    you just have to remember

    use a constant motion, breath properly, use your off hand(so it's liek somone else is doing it) and for god sake lock the door!!this type of behavior isn't exactly fun for the whole family!!
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  39. 11-12-2001, 08:02 PM #39
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    LOL i got 240 but i knocked my keyboard onto the floor.
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    Damn, I got 284, but I didnt just knock keyboard off, I knocked just about everything off, lol.
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